The ban game, v06

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because considering we have admitted fourteen-and-fifteen year olds on the forum, I don't think it's that big of a deal. I wouldn't know, since I am in fact 20. Born on October 5th, 1987 at Hillsdale Hospital in Redwood City, CA. Or was it Sequoia? Hm, doesn't matter, it's not that important. Anyway, if you're really that worried, talk to a mod about it.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned because you don't have to be worried to cover your arse. Also, it was, again, more habit than actual deception. A mistake this time but not at the other site, if you will. (The other site(s) I can't specifically remember, but they'd give you the third degree.)

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned for being smart enough to cover his bum. And we don't really need to know the other site, do we?

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned for being predictable, but not noticing I left the hole for interpretation in the spirit of the thread. Or did he? *looks off in distance and has JD moment*

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because I think he's referencing Scrubs, but I'm not a hundred percent certain.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned by a betrayal five from The Tod.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned by the Janitor. Fear the Janitor.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned because if I knew the janitor we'd be best friends. In fact, I came up with putting blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and watching peoples expressions as you spray it in your mouth.

[Jairus]

shadowterm, aka Shirley, is banned by Dr. Cox.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned by my tiny little bit of patience, somewhat like your virginity, which you thought you'd have forever, but darnit that chick you were "just friends with" came over, and you did it ALL night long, and your virginity was gone. JUST LIKE MY PATIENCE!

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because, good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way, Jose; no chance, Lance; nyet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff - "NOOOOOOOoooooooo... [trails off, staring at the ground] ... [finishing word]-puh!,

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned because I like this moment so much, I'm gonna cheat on that other moment, get it pregnant, and have a bunch of little baby moments with it.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because every last one of you is going to run laps around the hall until I say stop.

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned by wikiquote because I seriously can't remember any others word for word. "I want you to spread the word. I've - had - enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-man freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because I will always whistle at you like you're a blond with big bombs and I'm a construction worker just released from prison. Is that clear?

[shadowterm]

Jairus is banned for insinuating I have "Big bombs" *shudder*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

shadowterm and Jairus are both banned for posting TWO PAGES of nothing but their chat.

Seriously. If you want to chat, go to the IRC, it's what it's for.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for finally saying what needed to be said.  It's a beautiful, beautiful day man.  Take this ban as a sign to rest, for your good work is now done.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because I now have antennas on my head now for some reason.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for being too grey, even with the antennae and smile.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned for banning the fae Ren.

Or is that Ren Faer ?

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because *hic!* I be teh Load of teh Wolrd now! *hic!* Tremble before my *hic!* effere.. evfe.. effervescent powah! I'm a fae, hear me *hic!* *falls over*

[Mao]

Ren is banned because I'm looking east.. and it's not burning red.

[Ren Gaulen]

*gets up from the floor* Bowser is manned.. *hic!* I mean, Mowser is banned because I have put the East out. I have the powahs now! *hic!* *falls over again*

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being drunk and disorderly online. Wait, how does that work out?

[Ren Gaulen]

It works out because I am the goddamn Batman, goddamnit! I am teh night! Be banned now! *hic!*

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned, not for the Fae Ren, but for the Phaer Rhan.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned for having the "b" word on his profile.

[VSMIT]

What?  Where?

llearch is banned because that's practically my job description.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned by a mass of screaming /b/tards.