The ban game, v06

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for taking it too seriously. after all the voyagers aren't a religion either

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because I'm really glad that there isn't a Jairusites cult or a DMFA cult... well, outside of us, anyway.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because his last invent shorted out and knocked a temporary hole in space, time and dimension.

[Jairus]

I know: I just spoke with Jyrras, and he's very impressed with it. He would like to warn you, however, that your alternate counterpart - f_voyager - is currently running around the city naked, and that such interdimensional holes can lead to counterparts briefly acting like one another. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go wring my tail.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned. I wonder how many people think that I'm actually a pagan.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I don't think he's a pagan. Otherwise, I'd have a mental image of that washed-out picture of you dancing naked on a hilltop beneath the full moon, and we can't have that can we?

...

Oh, gods above and below. *goes to find the brain bleach*

[Pagan]

Jay's banned because he did it to himself. Silly fool.

[Jairus]

Pagan's banned because I still can't get it out, and now I have a mental image of naked women with you...

Wait, they're pointing at you and laughing. Okay, mind feels better now.

[Pagan]

That's a burn ban. You're banned in retaliation.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because it was totally worth it imagining your facial expression.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because that reminds me of a song... I don't feel like sharing though.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because...

Once in every show, there comes a song like this.
It starts off soft and slow, and ends up with a kiss.
Oh where, is the song, that goes like this?

A sentimental song that cast a magic song.
They only hum along: we'll overact like hell.
Oh this is the song that goes like this.

[Pagan]

So very thoroughly confused. And for this, you are banned. Jairus ... you need a last name. or a title or something, for crowe's sake.

[Jairus]

You are banned for wanting to have a last name to call me.

How about Stargazer? It's the name of... well... there's no real proper english term for it, so call it a Nakama... that exists in my fantasy universe. Long story short: don't piss them off. Legends say that they are fearless, and that they can frighten armies into submission by simply laying a hand on their sword's hilt, and that one once fought a dragon to a standstill without using a drop of magic...
No, that's a little too Sue-ish for my tastes. Besides, at some point I'd mention a Jairus Stargazer in canon and I'd never get the end of it.

I don't know, make something up and if I like it I'll confirm it.

[Pagan]

You're lucky I'm a troper. I think it was VSMIT what got me into that thing. Ban him.
Hmm... I ban you, Jairus ... Lorebreather?

[Jairus]

Lorebreather... it's got an interesting sound to it, like a fantasy version of a narrator or a storyteller. Hm... I'll think about it.

Oh, and you are banned by the blade of Skaira Stargazer, wielder of the ebony blade Stigmata, who once defeated the mighty dragon Annwyn in single combat without the use of magic! And then married her and had a kid. Wow, you can only imagine how epic their foreplay was!

[Pagan]

Dear. . . Crowe. . .
Be banned by the power of nerd sex.

[Jairus]

Dear. . . Crowe. . .
Be banned by the power of nerd sex.

Oh, it gets worse... the mighty dragon Annwyn was an archeologist and researcher, so she was literally a nerd! Also consider that Annwyn already had twin children from a previous engagement... and both of those kids are full-blooded dragons. Imagine the foreplay that two mighty nigh-immortal beasts who are capable of flying and armed not only with tremendous physical abilities but nigh-mastery of magic can enjoy...
And that's not even scratching the tip of the iceberg... I have a really interesting idea for a scene between two characters, both of whom are drunk out of their skulls and would normally not do anything and in fact will not remember any of it the next morning...
You may bring out the brain bleach now.

And you're banned because I don't know who "Crowe" is.

[Pagan]

A heathen flavored swear I made. Jesus N. Crowe. Crow has the same amount of syllables as christ and the initial sound is similar. Not too mention that crowes are seen as somewhat demonic, so that adds to the sacrelige.

You are banned by exposistion.

[Jairus]

You're banned because I just use "By the gods" or "Oh your gods" or "Godsdammit" or simply "gods." That way, I'm not only fair to everyone - especially people who (like me) don't believe in any gods - I'm also invoking the power and wrath of every god that has ever existed... which coul;d very well be a "You're screwed" moment, don't you think?

[Pagan]

That works, but I just prefer mine. You're banned 'cause you're making me read a ton of tropes over here man, jeez...

[Jairus]

You're banned because you're starting to catch onto my evil plan...

[Pagan]

It's barely working though. I know most of these. Really I'm just skimming.
You are banned because I should be working on this character sheet...

[Jairus]

Oh, are you going to join up with The Mad God's Masque and Bellicose Ball, or some other thing? Because if you are, you're banned because I'm only thinking about it.

[Pagan]

You should. RPs are fun man. And the fact that you either remembered the entire title of Cog's game or looked it up is your reason for bannation.

[Jairus]

I did in fact look it up, mainly because I've been up since 6:30 AM yesterday and it is 1:36 AM where I am right now and I am tired. Part of my problem is that once you get involved in an RP, you kind of are stuck there until the game ends or you get bumped off... and I don't know if I could keep myself interested to a game for long enough for either of those things to happen.

Anyhoo, you're banned because I'm tired and I'm going to bed.

[Pagan]

Bah, see ya tomorrow. Banned because you're an early riser.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Pagan is banned because this is not a chatroom.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for not doing that sooner.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mowser is banned because I was asleep or working. There being limits to how many things i can do at once...