07/28/08 [DMFA #926] - Knock knock. Whos there. Opportunity.

Started by Joe3210, July 28, 2008, 05:49:07 AM

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Jairus

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 28, 2008, 12:08:47 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 11:08:24 AM
Hey, DP's robe was a gift! Just like Dan's.

Does that mean Wildy gave DP a cloak?

AHA!!! Finally, I have proof that Wildy-san's only true love is Dark Pegasus! WilDarker's, you may emerge from the woodwork where you have hidden for years to finally show the world that Amber has been setting these two up since the beginning! Only DP is evil enough to attract Wildy's attentions! Soon, the world shall know the power of their horrible evil love!!!! WilDark forever!

Ahem, I just suddenly felt the urge to do that.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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tiggertoo

DP saying "This cloak was a gift!" made me laugh. Makes me wonder if DP's got his own "Wildy" - someone even DP is afraid of (not the same as Dan's Wildy of course - just a kindred spirit of ultimate evil). Maybe that's who keeps uncroaking DP, so they can torment him some more.

At least Anna seems to be holding her own for the moment -- go Anna!

DarkAudit

Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 28, 2008, 12:08:47 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 11:08:24 AM
Hey, DP's robe was a gift! Just like Dan's.

Does that mean Wildy gave DP a cloak?

AHA!!! Finally, I have proof that Wildy-san's only true love is Dark Pegasus! WilDarker's, you may emerge from the woodwork where you have hidden for years to finally show the world that Amber has been setting these two up since the beginning! Only DP is evil enough to attract Wildy's attentions! Soon, the world shall know the power of their horrible evil love!!!! WilDark forever!

Ahem, I just suddenly felt the urge to do that.

Your execution is in five minutes. Would you prefer burning, hanging, or shooting?
The power and the glory is over, so I'll take it.
The power and the glory is over, so I'll make it.
The power and the glory is over, and I'll break it.
The power and the glory is over....

Jairus

Quote from: DarkAudit on July 28, 2008, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 28, 2008, 12:08:47 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 11:08:24 AM
Hey, DP's robe was a gift! Just like Dan's.
Does that mean Wildy gave DP a cloak?
AHA!!! Finally, I have proof that Wildy-san's only true love is Dark Pegasus! WilDarker's, you may emerge from the woodwork where you have hidden for years to finally show the world that Amber has been setting these two up since the beginning! Only DP is evil enough to attract Wildy's attentions! Soon, the world shall know the power of their horrible evil love!!!! WilDark forever!

Ahem, I just suddenly felt the urge to do that.
Your execution is in five minutes. Would you prefer burning, hanging, or shooting?

I would like to be chased off of a sheer cliff by hundreds of armed women in bikinis. If that option is not available, can I get a Cubi to suck out my soul?
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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VSMIT

1 minute.  I don't think either option is available.

Jairus

Quote from: VSMIT on July 28, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
1 minute.  I don't think either option is available.

How about hanging me, then shooting me just as the rope snaps my neck, and finally burning my corpse? Will that work?
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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terrycloth

You have chosen, 'slow and horrible'.

Maybe the robe was a gift from Jyrras' mom?

KelseyPotter

Or from Kria, maybe. DP would probably cheat on her far less than Lorenda's father did...

Angel

Opportunity who?  :P

And all the ideas of what Dan's gonna do seem to be mentioned by now, though I'll admit I have no idea. And I think he doesn't know either; he just has possibilities in mind. Then again, maybe I'm just completely lame and missed the 800-pound gorilla in the strip.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Stygian

Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 12:11:32 PMOnly DP is evil enough to attract Wildy's attentions! Soon, the world shall know the power of their horrible evil love!!!! WilDark forever!

...

Hello? Did someone call for me? I swear, I thought I heard something...

Oh, by the by, since I skipped that earlier thread for a lack of time and enthusiasm, I'll just add my opinion here: Anna completely bloody rocks, and I seem to have been right in a few guesses.

Stig Hemmer

While the strip was interesting, the news post made me worried.  It looks to me as if Amber really should be taking a few days off.  I know she probably won't, and that worries me.
Stig Hemmer, at your disservice.

silentassassin

Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: VSMIT on July 28, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
1 minute.  I don't think either option is available.

How about hanging me, then shooting me just as the rope snaps my neck, and finally burning my corpse? Will that work?
Well i am a professional assassin perhaps i can be of assisstance.

joshofspam

hey is that mab's spear that she stab nutmeg with a second time.
I perfer my spam cooked on a skillet.

Gamma

I know I'm late to all things text, but yall always go through these things before I get here. :mowsad

guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ apt-get install fire
Permission Denied. Aborting.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ sudo apt-get install fire
[sudo] password for darkp:
Verifying archive integrity... All good.
Uncompressing fire
.................................................
Building the fire kernel module...
Installing fire...
Successfully installed fire.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ cd '/home/darkp'
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:/home/darkp$ sudo fire
All data within executed directory will be secure erased.
Complete operation? [y/n?]: y
..................................................................................................
Operation successful.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$


And now my complete Nerd power is shown, behold!


That book is obviously a spell book or research. Alot to do with his goal of summoning that god thingie, that's for sure.
The pedestal says so.
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DarkAudit

Quote from: Gamma on July 28, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
I know I'm late to all things text, but yall always go through these things before I get here. :mowsad

guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ apt-get install fire
Permission Denied. Aborting.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ sudo apt-get install fire
[sudo] password for darkp:
Verifying archive integrity... All good.
Uncompressing fire
.................................................
Building the fire kernel module...
Installing fire...
Successfully installed fire.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$ cd '/home/darkp'
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:/home/darkp$ sudo fire
All data within executed directory will be secure erased.
Complete operation? [y/n?]: y
..................................................................................................
Operation successful.
guest1@darkdegasus-Desktop:~$


And now my complete Nerd power is shown, behold!


That book is obviously a spell book or research. Alot to do with his goal of summoning that god thingie, that's for sure.
The pedestal says so.

That book is the source code. You should've used apt-build instead.  :mwaha
The power and the glory is over, so I'll take it.
The power and the glory is over, so I'll make it.
The power and the glory is over, and I'll break it.
The power and the glory is over....

Jairus

The both of you are way over my head. That's what I get for not taking computer classes and just relying on my time-worn strategy of reading the manual.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Grenn

The scary thing?

We can be reasonably sure that Dan will be successful in the end. >.<

Tapewolf

Quote from: Jairus on July 28, 2008, 11:08:36 PM
The both of you are way over my head. That's what I get for not taking computer classes and just relying on my time-worn strategy of reading the manual.
They're doing a package installation on Linux, specifically Debian (or one of its derivatives).

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Joe3210

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lawl

Brunhidden

Quote from: Mowser on July 28, 2008, 07:11:12 AM
But does he even have the skill to use that Voulge +2?

linky

actually thats  a glave. less stabby, more slashy, sometimes used as an executioners weapon
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

llearch n'n'daCorna

oh, a glaive? Neat, I'd wondered what one of those looked like.
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Slowtini

Anyone else notice Amber's Rant Update?


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Ajdsklsajdlsajdlas...

DAAAAAAAAAAH!

-Amber

Jairus

Quote from: Slowtini on July 29, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
Anyone else notice Amber's Rant Update?


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Ajdsklsajdlsajdlas...

DAAAAAAAAAAH!

-Amber

Yeah, I'm still worried about that: I hope she's feeling better.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Tiger_T

Tigriel's got a guest:


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Jer-oh-me

take book.
You take the book.

use book with paper shredder
You are not carrying the paper shredder.

take incredibly deadly sharp pointy thing
What incredibly deadly sharp pointy thing?

take long stick with evil looking blade
What long stick with evil looking blade?

use head with desk
You are not carrying the desk.

use head with book
You are not carrying the head.


Just felt like getting in on the text sillies, Dan's so using the glaive thing to cut down the curtain and shroud DP, then beat him senseless with the stick end, because the curtain will inexplicably dull or break the blade as it's being cut down.

Joe3210

Quote from: Slowtini on July 29, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
Anyone else notice Amber's Rant Update?


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Ajdsklsajdlsajdlas...

DAAAAAAAAAAH!

-Amber
I think it's hard to type with all the spinning.

Vertigo does that to most people.
"You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!"

lawl

AmigaDragon

Quote from: Jer-oh-me on July 29, 2008, 04:16:22 PM
take book.
You take the book.

...

use head with book
You board a naval vessel and read the book while making a big stink in the head. (toilet)
"Cogito, ergo es. I think, therefore you is." Ray D. Tutto (King of the Moon) to Baron Munschaussen

Jer-oh-me

Quote from: AmigaDragon on July 29, 2008, 06:25:19 PM
Quote from: Jer-oh-me on July 29, 2008, 04:16:22 PM
take book.
You take the book.

...

use head with book
You board a naval vessel and read the book while making a big stink in the head. (toilet)

Sweet, I'd not thought of that.

Obviously.

Gamma

I based the text off Ubuntu, I know I know not everyone's choice but I want it to just work and there are lots of dummies guides for it, and I mean complete dummies.
I would have liked it to be more accurate but I didn't have a package that I could apt-get and not screw with it, least without taking another twenty minutes on the thing. :U

Anna probably looks cute in her alternate form, least in a Swampthing-type way, when not pissed off.
011010000111010001110100011100000011101000101111001011110111011101110111011101110010111001111001011011110111010101110100011101010110001001100101001011100110001101101111011011010010111101110111011000010111010001100011011010000011111101110110001111010110111101001000011001110011010101010011010010100101100101010010010010000100000100110000

Jer-oh-me

Quote from: Gamma on July 29, 2008, 07:43:16 PM
I based the text off Ubuntu, I know I know not everyone's choice but I want it to just work and there are lots of dummies guides for it, and I mean complete dummies.
I would have liked it to be more accurate but I didn't have a package that I could apt-get and not screw with it, least without taking another twenty minutes on the thing. :U

Anna probably looks cute in her alternate form, least in a Swampthing-type way, when not pissed off.

Yay another Ubuntu user! Maybe we'll get to see Anna be happy after DP gets clocked!