Corrupt a Wish

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You're treating everone to pepperoni pizza! You're so nice. <3

I wish I could hold the power of a phase of the Cursed Wave without causing corruption to anything.

[e_voyager]

granted but you have to share it with fore teen age scaly brother and the last slice to to the winner of a marital arts matcher. it's a free for all so good luck.

granted but only when you say it and only once a day.

i wish i could save money of my care insure with out calling gecko

[Suwako]

Granted you have to call in the NUKE duke

I wish I had a baseball bat.

[e_voyager]

granted but it is wielded by a rabbit in a hat who wants a six point maller.

i wish my puppies were back and not as zombies (shivers)

[Aridas]

Granted, but all they do is browse this forum and criticize the quality and severity of wish corruptions and have no interest in you.

I wish all the yaps would come to life.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They all decide to hunt you down and tell you about their mother.

I wish I was as popular as Aridas. :-)

[Suwako]

Granted you have more positive Karma then him. 

I wish I had a Eagle.

[Rowne]

Granted.  However, it's a bald Eagle and it's too insecure about its lack of feathers to actually be of any use.

I wish I had a RoboReptile, those things are awesome.

[Lysander]

Granted, but it's in an aggressive mood indefinitely and whips it's tail at you until it's batteries die out.

I wish for the maelstrom of battle.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The RoboReptile decides you are a better target.


I wish for some coherence in thought.

[Popoi]

Granted, however you attain a level of clarity so high that a mortal mind cannot withstand it. At the last check you were waving about a crow and yelling something about the radishes coming to get you.

I wish for an icecream float.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, your icecream floats away on the morning tide.


I wish for some tea.

[Suwako]

Granted but its filled with joy.

I wish I had a box.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. It has some dynamite strapped to it. and it's ticking.

I wish I knew why anime characters have blood volumes measured in decaliters.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, bill the answer is obvious, since 1 deciliter eqauls a whole lot of blood, more is better... and if it really bothers you, Bloody Karpe(Gregory House)  will assist finding more of the answers you seek.

I wish I knew why anime characters always state their blood type...who cares, its not as if we need them to donate blood.

[Popoi]

Granted. However the real truth was not in the least bit corrupted... so I'll just keep it to myself .

I wish I had a full set of all their blood types!

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. a monkey starts flining it at you.

I wish...
hmmm...
I wish for a good naruto game. for gamecube or (when it comes out) wii.

[Aridas]

A good naruto game comes out, but it also comes with a revolutionary new attachment to make you feel and act out everything that happens. A little accident causes you to be paralyzed from the neck down during an intense session.

I wish people would realize war is stupod.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. People realize the stupidity in war, so history is heavily altered and censored to not include them. Only government keeps original copies, as anyone with their own records of history have it taken.

I wish for my own car and the completed paperwork that comes with it.

[Aridas]

(ooh.. hate to steal this one away from someone more deserving, but i can't resist)

Granted, but it's not in your name.

I wish this game would go on forever.

[Suwako]

Granted but you don't get to play it anymore.

I wish I had a huge bed.

[Trevor]

Granted, to bad for you wolfs sleep on the ground.
I wish that I had a talking Porsche. 

[Aridas]

Granted, but KITT meets your Porsche. It's love at first sight and they elope.

I wish I could cook.

[Suwako]

granted howeer you can only cook your least favorite dish.

I wish I had a tree of ages.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a tree of 17, 23, and 49.


I wish I had another cup of tea, this one tastes of joy. How horrid.

[bill]

Granted. It now tastes like that feeling you get when you just remembered that your car keys are in the car right when, but not after the door is closing.


I wish that Team Fortress 2 was here.

[Suwako]

Granted but it is as buggy as EA's alfa demo's

I wish I had a Aircraftcarrier ship.

[Rowne]

Granted.  You now have an aircraft carrier.  Sadly, it's a toy.  At least it's one of those really groovy and sturdy multi-level ones from the late 80's though, as opposed to the sloppily built bobbins of today.

I wish I had my own, custom build of the Gospel roboform because Gospel (of Rockman fame) is awesome and having a mech-wolf is so much better than having a mech-... just about anything else.  Yes, indeedy.

[lucas marcone]

granted you own it but dont know and can never learn to pilot it



i wish i had a series of underground tunnels and rocketcars so that my friends and i could go anywhere without hitting traffic

[Lysander]

Granted, but you can never hit the traffic because you can never reach the surface.

I wish to have an affinity for eternity.