07/18/08 [DMFA #923] - A genre savy villian

[Tapewolf]

Hence the worry X3 Dalmatians are too awesome to kill,

Tell that to Xander...

**EDIT**
Oops, my bad - I read that as "Don't worry..."

[Ganurath]

Certain Green Spotted One: You killed my sister!
DP: She was already dead. I meerly put her to rest.
CGSO: I'LL K-
DP: *blast spell, turns to Dan* Note that I didn't specify who's dialogue you kill them during.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

R.I.P.A. (Rest In Peace...Again) Hannah the Amazon Bunny. The only whole parts of her we could find were her leg and fluffy tail. 

Surely that's "Rest In Pieces" ?

[Ganurath]

R.I.P.A. (Rest In Peace...Again) Hannah the Amazon Bunny. The only whole parts of her we could find were her leg and fluffy tail. 

Surely that's "Rest In Pieces" ?

Maybe if there were pieces left of her worth noting.

[terrycloth]

'Rest In Pile of Ash'

[Alondro]

Usually I chase Charline away with my foxspidery goodness but..Jeeze, ever think of writing movie scripts? How long did that take to type, anyways?

*Analyzes with tricorder*  She's dead, Jim.  But that only took about 5 minutes or so to type.  I'm very fast when I get an idea going.  Especially when it involves horrible tragedy and doom!   It's like autopilot at that point. 

BTW... has anyone noticed that DP's death beam there kinda looks like a Care Bear Stare?  All it needs are a few hearts and rainbows mixed in...  *wishes he could do Photoshop or something and create the delightful abomination of an image floating about in his twisted brain.*   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Surely that's "Rest In Pieces" ?

Maybe if there were pieces left of her worth noting.

Her leg, her fluffy tail?

[Ganurath]

Surely that's "Rest In Pieces" ?

Maybe if there were pieces left of her worth noting.

Her leg, her fluffy tail?

Ah, yes. A lovely female's leg is always worth noting. However, the tail isn't worth noting unless it's part of a love affair with a certain fluffball at a later date, and since pieces is a plural there aren't any pieces worth noting.

[Shadrok]

I wounder how Shanna will handle Hannah's death when she finds out.

A. 
or
B. SHANNA SMASH!

I'm thinking B.

BTW... has anyone noticed that DP's death beam there kinda looks like a Care Bear Stare?  All it needs are a few hearts and rainbows mixed in...  *wishes he could do
Photoshop or something and create the delightful abomination of an image floating about in his twisted brain.*   

Ghah! Now I've got the image in my head.

*Hits his head to get the image out*

Whoa dizzy *collapse*

[Jairus]

...

Shadrok, that is either one of the greatest things I've ever seen, or one of the worst. It might even be both. And if it weren't for the fact that I love the avatar Ren made me, I might even use that one.

[King Of Hearts]

heh. looks like SP read the Evil Overlord list before... and forgot it by the third meeting with Dan.

[Brunhidden]

more likely he has only read about a third of it, i would guess the list isnt even complete 'now' anyways.

[Gamma]

Maybe if there were pieces left of her worth noting.

Her leg, her fluffy tail?

Llearch your on a roll today!

However!
You have offended the cute unanimated ones honor! 
I would fight you over it but, well.... a two dimensional symbol vs a cardboard box.
I don't think it would be an interesting fight.

We could stare at each other for the next few hours. I don't have eyelids. Do you?

[Ganurath]

Maybe if there were pieces left of her worth noting.

Her leg, her fluffy tail?

Llearch your on a roll today!

However!
You have offended the cute unanimated ones honor! 
I would fight you over it but, well.... a two dimensional symbol vs a cardboard box.
I don't think it would be an interesting fight.

We could stare at each other for the next few hours. I don't have eyelids. Do you?

*writes the two dimensional symbol on the cardboard box*

Let the fur fly...

[Jairus]

more likely he has only read about a third of it, i would guess the list isnt even complete 'now' anyways.

The list will never be complete. It can never be completed. With each passing generation, new villains shall add the wisdom of their era to it, a rule here, a law there, until finally one of them succeeds in conquering the whole world.

Besides, I can imagine him reading a few rules each night before he goes to bed... I wonder if he sleeps with a stuffed animal?

As for the fight between two-dimensional symbol and cardboard box... FIGHT!

Doodoodoodeedoodoodoo-doodoodoo! (so sue me if the notes are wrong, I can't remember the last time I played Mortal Kombat)

[Valynth]

*writes the two dimensional symbol on the cardboard box*

Let the fur fly...

...Does that mean they're kissing?  *hides from the admin-wrath*

[Jairus]

*writes the two dimensional symbol on the cardboard box*

Let the fur fly...

...Does that mean they're kissing?  *hides from the admin-wrath*

So THAT'S what they're calling it now!

[Gamma]

Llearch you perv!!!
Get the hell off me!!!

*starts tugging away from the box and it slides slowly across the floor with him*

HELP!!! I'm Being MOLESTRATED!!!!

[Jairus]

Fear not, Gamma! For I shall reclaim your honor!
In fact...

*dramatically flings all clothing aside to initiate the super-special awesome-sexy ultra-bright transformation sequence!*
[Surgeon General's Warning: Do not look directly into the light of transformation. Or taunt Happy Fun Ball]
*steps forward in the most badass superhero suit to ever possible exist, except that it's orange*

I shall reclaim it... with my fists of justice! Justice Fists away!

*Dahdahdun, dahduhdahduundahdun!*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

HELP!!! I'm Being MOLESTRATED!!!!

Mwahahahahaha!

(and I wasn't even here. Man, I'm so cool. ;-] )

[rocket_red1]

hey, anyone think about how as long as the head isn't destroyed Hannah is likely still fine?  I mean, she'd be hurting, and likely if the rest of her body survived just the upper skull,  but she could keep going, and jyrras could make a mecha body for her... and dear god, thank you I'm not the only one who thought of resurrection spells...  and, I see nothing to stop resurrection spells.

[Jairus]

hey, anyone think about how as long as the head isn't destroyed Hannah is likely still fine?  I mean, she'd be hurting, but she could keep going, and jyrras could make a mecha body for her... and dear god, thank you I'm not the only one who thought of resurrection spells...

Hi, rocket_red1, welcome to the forum! My name is Jairus (Jay-rus, not Jy-ras) and everyone here is nuts! Don't tick off the Box, and you should do fine.

The problem with this idea is simply that before this flashback arc, we had never even heard of Hannah. For Jyrras to accomplish something of that technological prowess (which, considering the gatling gun and the "mining instrument" and the Mecha-Gryphon (Deebs doesn't count: she was an accident), might not be too far out of reach - at least for a while) and for it not to at least be mentioned (i.e. Matilda saying to Jyrras "Oh, you're the one who built that cyborg body for that undead rabbit a few years back! I read about you in a magazine" instead of the article about Jy-Corp and the mention of his toasters) is a little hard to swallow. Plus, where would she have been all of these years? Tech of that level would still be experimental, and would probably require regular checkups from Jyrras in order to keep it working properly, so she might not have gone far from Lost Lake. There's just too much that would need to happen for that to work out, unfortunately. I think she's dead. As sad as it is, and no matter how much we don't want it to be.

[Mao]

hey, anyone think about how as long as the head isn't destroyed Hannah is likely still fine?  I mean, she'd be hurting, and likely if the rest of her body survived just the upper skull,  but she could keep going, and jyrras could make a mecha body for her... and dear god, thank you I'm not the only one who thought of resurrection spells...  and, I see nothing to stop resurrection spells.

If you look at Ambers post, it pretty clearly says that the spell is designed to destroy undead.. not to mention she took it pretty well full on the face from the looks of it.

[KelseyPotter]

There would not be nearly so much anguished shouting from behind DP--and we would have been shown at least a little of the spell coming at her--if that was going to happen. But notice that Hannah wasn't even drawn. I think she's pretty much irrevocably gone by now. But hey, maybe this is why Dan will be able to defeat DP...

[rocket_red1]

first, it does not show the impact, second, wether or not they survive, seeing your sisters body disintegrate would speak you. third, we should have heard of Alyka before we did. fourth, this is years back remember. they could have done the check up thing, with upgrades being made, till it was perfected.  one last thing I have to say, I was going out on a limb. I made a huge asumption. the chance she survives is like 1 in 1894766.
P.S. Crazy huh? well, I do a mean crazy! care for pie? PURPLE pie? purple FACE pie?
P.P.S. that is far more crazy than you think, because I actualy say that... man, I need help...

[Mao]

No, we didn't see the impact, but I think that knowing what the spell does I'm not sure it would matter if the head was intact.  after that I'm not sure what you're saying.


And I've always wanted to use this...





Just teasing though man.

[rocket_red1]

wow... it seemed fairly simple to me... oh well, not everyone understands me...

[Hermie]

JOURNEY! GOD YES, JOURNEY! XD


Yeah, I noticed the quote at the top of my browser window. ^^


My stepmom's ex husband actually went to school with Steve Perry and Neil Schon.. He was the drummer in thier high school band, but he didn't go touring with them because Steve and Neil smoked pot, and he thought they weren't going to go anywhere.
Silly him.. Now he's kicking himself in the ass.

And for evidence, if you ever talk to Steve Perry, ask him about "Tallie". Like, tall with an e. Not tally like the marks.


But, yeah. I haven't posted on here in FOREVER, and just needed to comment on the Journey quote. Gotta love the classic rock.

[rocket_red1]

umm... what the heck... that didn't even make sence to me... well, tally ho!

[Tapewolf]

umm... what the heck... that didn't even make sence to me... well, tally ho!

It's probably one of the quotes in the news ticker at the top of the board.