This or That! (Why didn't anyone already do this!)

[Vidar]

Weretiger, because tigers > wolves.

PHP or Javascript?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

PHP, hands down.

At least it's debuggable, whereas JS requires that you use something else to debug it, which leads to having problems where the debug environment is not the same as the live environment...


PHP or Perl?

[Cogidubnus]

I don't code. Pearls are shiny, though. Perl?

Script or print?

[Zedd]

Printing would sound safe

Scary movie or Epic movie?

[Jairus]

Scary Movie. It's funny. And not painful. And not soul destroying.

Coca-Cola or Diet Coke?

[Vidar]

What's the difference? *flips coin*
Diet coke it is.

Ale, or Rum (yarrr)?

[Jairus]

Rum. I wouldn't drink it, but since it be "Talk Like A Pirate Day," it be the only drink of choice, me hearties!

Long John Silver or Captain Jack Sparrow?

[King Of Hearts]

Long John Silver... because his long Johns are Silver.

Vikings or Samurai?

[Mao]

Both are exceedingly cool.. but I'll go with Vikings.

Honor or Survival?

[Jairus]

Survival. Reason should come before honor.

Walk the plank or face the gallows?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Plank. I swim good.


Carving or rough-sawn?

[Mao]

Carving.  It's really soothing to do and allows you to create some wondrous items if you have the patience.

Money or Friendship?

[Angel]

Friendship. It can lead to money, and if not money, loyalty with reciprocation.

Vampires or Werewolves?

[Azlan]

Werewolves, drinking blood is icky.

Cute or sexy?

[Mao]

Cute.  Sexy is nice once and a while.  Cute however can be appreciated all the time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'll take the latter.



Trouble with the wife, or trouble with the mistress?

[e_voyager]

i have neither so i abstains until i have a wife.

RL trouble (real life) or RP trouble (Role Play)

[Slowtini]

RL trouble, because it can be SO much more fun.
-reminisces-

Dystopia, or Team Fortress 2?

[Mao]

Haven't tried Dystopia so TF2.  I'm totally not a spy.

Tile or hardwood flooring?

[PellaFera]

Hardwood flooring.  Just as much fun sliding in your socks, with twice the potential scuffing.

Pizza or burgers?

[Angel]

Pizza. While I do love burgers, pizza is far more delicious. Besides, most people either overcook burgers so they taste like a fireplace, or undercook them so the meat bleeds.

(Lesser of two evils time!) Lawyers or politicians?

[Zedd]

Lawyers cause it's fun

Mario or Luigi?

[techmaster-glitch]

Luigi. He jumps funny

Protoss Reaver or Covenant Wraith?

[Vidar]

Protoss are shiny.
Oven, or microwave?

[Zedd]

Microwave please. I make pooched eggs that way


Cheese or Broccoli?

[Mao]

Broccoli.  Cheese is awesome and all and goes good with just about anything, but overall I'd have to say the Broccoli is better for you so it gets my vote.

Cold Coffee or Cold Tea?

[Angel]

Cold Coffee. Cold tea has that nasty powdery stuff at the bottom. Besides, there's quite a market for cold coffee.

Donate blood or donate hair?

[Brunhidden]

blood, its proffitable and it regrows quicker

loose your left nut or your right nut? (female responders substitute 'mammary' for 'nut')

[Angel]

...Gimme another minute, Mr. Hobson.

Okay. Assuming I've been forced into a situation where I have to lose one mammary... I pick the one that's more likely to get cancer.

Deep-tissue massage or acupuncture?

[Cogidubnus]

Masaaaaage.

Songs of Innocence or Songs of Experience, or both? If you're not sure what I mean, would you rather Reason or Passioned Energy?