This or That! (Why didn't anyone already do this!)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Henry. He had eight wives, and any man who can outlive 8 women without being hen-pecked is a man to respect.

Euros are also worth peanuts. Although the free-falling green-back helps it look better.


Civility or unprintability?

[Jairus]

Unprintability. It'll get printed anyway. Besides, PC things tend to lose respect in my book. It's part of the reason why I love George Carlin.

Cats or dogs? (did someone ask this already?)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Dogs. There's more meat on them.


Bush or Shrub?

[Jairus]

Shrub. Shrubbers are in fairly short supply, and you never know when some crazy dudes in the forest will need one or two of them.

Vlad the Impaler or Dracula?

[Valynth]

Vlad, because his methods would send Freud and his slips into a seizure.

King in a dark age or citizen in a golden age?

[Jairus]

I'll go with Citizen. For some reason, I imagine that my life expectancy would be slightly longer, and I really don't want to have the concerns of an entire country resting on my shoulders. I'm just not the leader type.

Meat Pizza or Vegetarian?

[Valynth]

Meat.  I just cant bring myself to kill innocent vegetables.

quantity or quality?

[Jairus]

Quality, personally. I'd like to know for certain that something isn't going to crap out on me.

Tomato sauce or Alfredo sauce?

[Ryudo Lee]

Tomato sauce goes on everything.

Motorcyces, cruiser or crotch rocket?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cruiser. Crotch rockets are too hard on the back.

Intermittent Exploder or Firefox?

[e_voyager]

Firefox. less of a headache and a recovery function.

artist or writer.

[Jairus]

Well, most of the time they're the same thing. If by artist you mean painter, then I'm gonna have to say artist, since drawing is one of the things I cannot do very well. Chalk it up to envy, if you will.

Historical fiction or history book?

[Valynth]

History book.  Sometimes reality is far more entertaining than fiction.

The bitter truth or a sweet lie?

[Jairus]

Sometimes the truth hurts more than the lies, but the pain is of the good kind, the kind that burns clean, while the lies continue to fester for long after they are told.

Gandalf or Dumbledore?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Gandalf. Dumbledore, while having nice touches, is a cheap knock-off.


Nagios or Big Brother?

[Ryudo Lee]

Nagios.  Never heard of it, but anything's better than Big Brother.

Solid Snake or James Bond?

[Slowtini]

Such... a... tough... decision...

Solid snake, he has a magical bandana that grants him infinite ammo. James bond just has a cool car.

Also, The box trick works. I've tried it.

Bruce Campbell, or Bruce Springsteen?

[e_voyager]

Bruce Springsteen i've heard of him before

soul eater or bleach?

[VSMIT]

Bleach, cause you can throw it on people to make them both very angry and very sick at the same time.

High end Windows Laptop or MacBook Pro?

[gh0st]

high end windows laptop. it makes people scream when i smash it break it or install linux on it.

power macintosh or high end windows desktop

[VSMIT]

Depends on the Mac.  If it's the new Mac Pro, then that.  If not, the Windows Desktop.  Because Macs don't get viruses.

Trojan_Awax or Trojan_Vundo?

[gh0st]

trojan_awax, the other sounds like it's offering me candy while hiding in an a-team van

a-team or b-team

[Slowtini]

A-Team... cuz Fuck yeah, Mr. T

Pitying the fool, or laughing at the fool?

[Ryudo Lee]

Mr. T always pities the fool.

Cats - Household pet or purebred

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mogg. Purebred cats tend to have all sorts of medical issues; your average tabby is far healthier, particularly if it eats birds.


Anonymous proxy or honesty?

[gh0st]

proxy, honesty is how you get hurt on the internet...

cable or dial up

[Jairus]

Cable. I have had enough of dial up to last me for a lifetime.

Dante or Vergil?

[VSMIT]

Dante.  He wrote the greatest set of books in the world.

Cubi or Dragon?

[Jairus]

Cubi. Abel's a Cubi, and everyone's gay for Abel. In all seriousness, the Cubi currently come across as the more interesting of the two, but considering that we only know one dragon and have only seen a few of the other ones, we don't have all that much info on the dragons yet. And I am still mentally pronouncing "Cubi" as "Cube-ee." It's annoying.

(I was referring to Devil May Cry, incidentally)

Angel or Demon? (from the DMFA-verse)

[VSMIT]

I know you were.  I just wanted to be different.

Demon.  'Cause Regina's one.

Mer or Insectis?