This or That! (Why didn't anyone already do this!)

[Ren Gaulen]

Buster Sword, because I am not sure what the other one is.

Courage or Fearlessness (as in inability to feel fear).

[Jairus]

Courage. The ability to stand up to one's fears is greater than the inability to feel fear.

The First Ken/Tsurugi is(are) the sword(s) that Cloud used in Advent Children. It was basically six swords of varying designs that could be combined together into a Buster Sword-shaped sword.

And now to inflame the fandom...

Tifa or Aeris? [runs and hides]

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Aeris. VGCats rocks.


Rain or sunshine?

[Ren Gaulen]

Sunshine. Had enough of rain for a couple of lifetimes..

Heat or cold?

[Jairus]

Hm... I actually kind of prefer cold weather myself, mainly because I can bundle up whereas I can't exactly strip down during hot weather.

Katana or Gatling gun?

[Ren Gaulen]

Katana. Because I like swords.

Master Asia or Domon Kasshu?

[Jairus]

For the moment, Master Asia. Not many people can destroy a frikkin' mobile suit (even a mecha mook) with just a bloody TOWEL!

Rising Gundam or Nobel Gundam?

[Ren Gaulen]

Nobel Gundam all the way. Mostly because of the pilot, though..

For the Emperor, or against the Emperor?

[Jairus]

Well, that all depends on which Emperor we're talking about...
I guess that you're talking about Warhammer 40,000 though, so I'm going to safely say "suicide." That world freaks me out.

Portable rail-gun or portable gatling gun?

[Ren Gaulen]

Rail-gun all the way.

Swords or hammers?

[Jairus]

A hammer makes a better torture device than a weapon. You need to make a warhammer (the kind that looks a bit like a truncated pickaxe) before you've got yourself a viable weapon of war. A sword is a good general purpose weapon, though.

Morph-o-Ray (turns enemies into chickens) or RYNO (kills everyone really fast)?

[VSMIT]

Morph-o-Ray, because of the fact that it doesn't kill them, and you can eat the chickens for dinner afterward.

Shining Gundam or God Gundam?

[Jairus]

God Gundam. Can you say "Bakunetsu God Finger" or "These hands of ours are burning red! Their loud cry tells us to grasp happiness! Erupting Burning Finger! Sekiha Love Love Tenkyouken!"?

Master Gundam or the other three of the Four Kings?

[VSMIT]

Master Gundam.  Only because Master Asia was so damn badass.

Ultimate Gundam or Devil Gundam?

[Jairus]

Devil Gundam. It's the size of a freaking colony by the time they're done with it!

George de Sand or Chibodee Crocket? (on another note, I can safely say that I've never had any kind of conversation this long about G Gundam)

[Ren Gaulen]

Chibodee Crocket. Despite his atrocious hair.

Sai Saichi or Argo Gultskiy?

[Jairus]

Argo. He gets props for not needing a rapier or a magnum or a pair of boxing gloves or flags or flame-breathing arms, but just for using what is fundamentally a ball on the end of a (beam) chain.

Karato or Wong?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Wong, because it's always the wong number.


Gas or electricity?

[Ren Gaulen]

Electricity, because gas is not as fun (unless you make it ignite).

Steam or electricity?

[Jairus]

Steam: everyone knows that steam engines can power anything, from ships to trains to automotives to giant flying castles to little one-man flying platforms...

Steampunk or Cyberpunk?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Steampunk.


Post, or avoid annoying the mods through spammage?

[Jairus]

Post, and avoid annoying the mods. It is always a good idea to never annoy the mods, considering that they are wonderful people who make everything fun for everyone.

Gilligan's Island or The Beverly Hillbillies?

[yakanaj]

Gilligan's Island.

Smiley or sunshine?

[Jairus]

Smiley. Sunshine gives me a sunburn.

Disney's Robin Hood or The Lion King?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Robin Hood. At least with that they admitted they stole the story.


Mess with your hair or mess with your head?

[Jairus]

My hair can't be messed with. It's physically impossible: it just goes right back to normal after about five-ten minutes.

Disney's The Jungle Book or Disney's Talespin?

[Ren Gaulen]

Talespin. Because it was on TV in my area when I was a kid.

Tolkien or Zelazny?

[Jairus]

I've never read Zelazny, but from looking at his Wikipedia page he sounds like my kind of author. Plus, I'm just not a fan of Tolkien.

In much the same thought, Tolkien or Rowling?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Tolkien; bad as he was, at least he wasn't a cheap rip-off.


Pounds or Euros?

[Jairus]

Euros. They're Eu-niversal (hah) and they're pretty.

Martin Luther or King Henry VIII? (yes some americans know a little history)