The ban game, v05

[James StarRunner]

I ban Cardston for not being a part of Lethbridge... Wait a sec... I'm the one in Cardston, it's like I banned myself!

[Jairus]

I ban StarRunner for banning himself.

[James StarRunner]

I ban Jairus for not letting me make angel squirrel babies with my wife to be.

[yakanaj]

I ban James for telling people about our plans to take over the world.

[Jairus]

I ban yakanaj and StarRunner for plotting world domination... without including me in their plans.

[yakanaj]

Jairus, I don't do three ways. Thus I ban you.

[Jairus]

Then I ban you for being unwilling to experiment... with new world domination schemes.

[James StarRunner]

I ban Jairus for making new world domination plans without a license.

[Jairus]

I ban StarRunner for thinking that evil megalomaniacal doctors even bother with medical licenses, let along operating ones. (There's a pun in there somewhere, I just can't see it.)

[yakanaj]

I ban Jairus for giving licenses to quacks.

[Jairus]

I ban yakanaj for thinking that we had heard the last... of Le Quack.

[James StarRunner]

I ban Jairus for not having an avi (Pssst... I take commissions.)

[yakanaj]

I ban James for trying to do a AVI of  "Le Quack!"

[Jairus]

I ban yakanaj for assuming I would want an avatar of "Le Quack!"

Hm, maybe I should PM StarRunner about a commission... well, after his ban is lifted, anyway.

[yakanaj]

Jairus, you have won a prize. Press 1 for a ban. Press 2 for a ban. press 3 for a ban...

[James StarRunner]

What if he presses '4'? I ban you for not thinking ahead!

[yakanaj]

I ban James for seeing the hole in my plan.

[James StarRunner]

I ban yakanaj for previously banning Jairus, since if he's banned, he can't put on an avi drawn by me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I ban James for being good enough at banning to be a mod.

Yakanaj, likewise, would do well... ;-]

[yakanaj]

I ban Mr. Box for not offering James and I a Mod job.

[Jairus]

I ban yakanaj for banning a mod... I think.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for not being sure.

We mods are fairly obvious...

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for only being fairly obvious, rather than anviliciously obvious.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for using a word that isn't in any online dictionary.

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for having never read the TV Tropes Wiki article on Anvilicious.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anvilicious

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for confusing TVTropes with a dictionary.

Besides, it's a portmanteau, or a collection of words stuffed together.

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned on two counts: 1st, using logic and common sense in an attempt to sway my conviction; and 2nd, for changing his avatar since I was last online.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is banned for not being aware of my avatar.

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being a member of the Box Monk Illuminati.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is banned for not realizing that Mr. box changes his avatar on a regular bassis. It's quite amusing.