Give the Next poster a...

[Jack McSlay]

*gets the marble and chisel and makes a pr0n sculpture  *

next poster gets a 100-ton mining truck

[Raskahn]

*takes the truck for a drive.......in a crowed mall*

Bwee hee hee *cough* well you can't expect me to take it to the carwash when it's not dirty...

*gives the next poster 25 pairs of leather shoes*

[bill]

*Puts leather shoes in seperate gift boxes and mails to PETA*

The next poster gets a vacation to exotic Omaha, Nebraska.

[blade]

Oooo what fun.  I haven't been to that state yet.  More steaks.

The next poster will eventually find a mention of themselves in a comic.

[The Lurking Dragon]

Nifty!

The next poster will find themself in a comic cameo!

[pinkbird]

I will be the hapless victim!

The next poster will get to be an unexpected plot point in a comic.

[ElectroMotive]

Woohoo! im a plot point in a comic!

Next poster finds a huge deposit of gold... on government land.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ummm...  well... I'm not sure what to say...  I guess I'll risk getting arrested and take it all for myself.

Next person gets to take the blame if I get caught.

[pinkbird]

Woo! I get.... hey, wait a minute!

The next poster gets to mastermind my prison break.

[Kio]

Okay oaky...I just sent you a spoon...There is the plan.

The next poster can be a super hero and catch the poster above me and put him back in jail 

[Suwako]

Aiyno saves the day.

Next poster gets red skin!

[KarlOmega1]

oh my crikey! not again!

Gives the next poster two train tickets to Sune'nok, a city of Cubi (population is 75% vulpines [foxes])

[Suwako]

Me receives tickets and trades them for cash. "Have I told you that  I like money?"

Next poster get's a baseball bat.

[Gullible]

Oh poopy, I wanted a cricket bat. 

*Fails at cricket, then life*

Next poster gets pregnant. 

[Suwako]

aiyno looks at belly. But this...can't be. It's against nature!

Next poster gets to give birth to my baby.

[Gullible]

Wait, how does this work?  Not only am I male, but I'm of a species that lays eggs rather than live births. 

Next poster gets to erase biology from existence.

[Suwako]

Gullible dear, I'm male aswel. Where just freaks of nature. Just let it slide.

The next poster gets a newspaper

[pinkbird]

Just what I needed! This pinata will be completed yet!

Next poster gets to take the first whack.

[Suwako]

*wack*

next poster gets the second wack.

[KarlOmega1]

*whacks the pinata*

next poster gets to go on a date with a cubi (succubus if poster is male, incubus if poster is female).

[Gullible]

*Puts on a long blonde wig in an attempt to pretend to be a girl in order to get the incubus*

That gift was unfair. =P

Next poster gets a giant pine cone.

[Suwako]

*doesn't know how to use it and leaves it*

Next poster gets a one day drivers licence.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Cool, let's see... how far can I drive in 12 hours?

Next person gets a cricket bat, but they have to use it by "...removing the head or destroying the brain" of zombies.  +1 Karma point if they can tell me what movie that's from.

[Gullible]

I'm gonna guess Resident Evil, but it's only a guess.

Yay for the cricket bat!  Starts Zombie-destroying rampage (except TDGH of course ).

Next poster gets the Koh-i-Noor.

[Suwako]

*doesn't know what that it and leaves t where it is*

Next poster gets to pick a numer between 0 and 11

[xHaZxMaTx]

(I smite Gullible, because the quote was from Shaun of the Dead.)

-EDIT-
Ack! I got ninja-ed!  But how?

Anyways, I pick 42.

Next person gets to watch me pick up the world's largest diamond that Aiyno left behind.

[Gullible]

I take the smaller diamond, and beat you to death with it for smiting me. >.<

Next poster gets to photograph me performing CPR on HazMat, then sell it to a cheap tabloid for their cover story.

[pinkbird]

Aww... but I already had those.
I mean... um.. *cough* Yea.

Next poster gets a left-handed Azureglo Rickenbacker 4001 bass guitar.

[Kio]

Cool....*tunes a little* *plays*

Next poster can go to my concert and get front row seat and free rotten eggs just in case.

[Vaguely Creepy]

*sets up his hydraulic egg-launcher next to his seat and waits with a grin*

Ready anytime you are.

Next poster gets to play the two-minute accordion solo in Kio's song.