Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's the stupidest question you've ever been asked?

Have I not asked that before? Actually, it might of been along the lines of "I've asked" though . . .

Were dose peanut butter come from?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Were dose peanut butter come from?

Peanut cows.

[Jairus]

What is the final digit of pi?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What is the final digit of pi?

3.

For small values of pi.

[Jairus]

Which is the better sport? Soccer (Football) or Football (American Football)?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Is it possible for a mushroom to grow on a mushroom?

[Kenji]

Which is the better sport? Soccer (Football) or Football (American Football)?

I believe 9/10th of the world would agree non-American football. I would have to agree with them.

Is it possible for a mushroom to grow on a mushroom?

Kill a shroom head, plant some spores on him, and voila! Mushroom on mushroom.

[Jairus]

Why do we Americans call football "soccer" and fum-ball [fumble: really bad pun] "Football?"

[Lushin]

Because americans don't wanna be like the rest of the world. That's why most Americans Football fans if you call Soccer Football. Though that name matches the game though. Also you will never see a professional Rugby match in American or on ESPN. They call if Amateur Rugby. Though Rugby is more brutal than American Football.

[Jairus]

Why does simply watching rugby make me want to put on three layers of body armor?

[Kenji]

Why does simply watching rugby make me want to put on three layers of body armor?

Because if you don't, it'll get you.

[Jairus]

When will The Simpsons finally end?

[ShadesFox]

When will The Simpsons finally end?

When you end it.
*gives you shotgun*

[Jairus]

When will The Simpsons finally end?

When you end it.
*gives you shotgun*

How do you use this thing? *indicates shotgun*

[Kenji]

When will The Simpsons finally end?

When you end it.
*gives you shotgun*

How do you use this thing? *indicates shotgun*

Geeze... you kids aren't paying enough attention to movies and games these days. You point and keep pulling the trigger till you hear a clicking sound.

[Jairus]

Kids? You're only two years older than me!

Um, question, right.

What would really happen if you somehow managed to breed a kangaroo with a kangaroo rat?

[ShadesFox]

Kids? You're only two years older than me!

Um, question, right.

What would really happen if you somehow managed to breed a kangaroo with a kangaroo rat?

In the late teens/early twenties a difference of two years is pretty substantial, more so then the difference even as early as the mid twenties.

The kangaroo would probably chuckle and make, "Is it in yet?" jokes.  Then the roo rat would stab the roo.  Then many Aussies would rejoice.

[Jairus]

Why did my fellow high school students have to brand me with the nickname Ralph Wiggum?

[Nikki]

Who are the Crab People?

[Roureem Egas]

Why did my fellow high school students have to brand me with the nickname Ralph Wiggum?

You must've done something really stupid, 'cause that's usually what Ralph is associated with. That, or wetting himself from what I've seen.

Who are the Crab People?

Wat.

[e_voyager]

how can comcast fix my cable tv and kill my internet in one shot?

[Kenji]

how can comcast fix my cable tv and kill my internet in one shot?

comcast

[Angel]

I have long wondered where people with charisma acquired it. Barack Obama, Jim Jones, Hitler, Bill Clinton, Charlie Manson... Where do they get it? They aren't similar at all except for their charisma.

[Kenji]

I have long wondered where people with charisma acquired it. Barack Obama, Jim Jones, Hitler, Bill Clinton, Charlie Manson... Where do they get it? They aren't similar at all except for their charisma.

Spread your talent points out better.

[Jairus]

If Roald Dahl's BFG (Big Friendly Giant) had a BFG (Big Freaking Gun), what would you call a weapon that big?

[GabrielsThoughts]

how much is a five dollar bill worth if five zero's are tacked on the end?

[Zedd]

Can you tell me your top five favorite candies of your lifetime?

[Darkdragon]

how much is a five dollar bill worth if five zero's are tacked on the end?

Before or after the decimal point?

[Nikki]

Is Dragon's Blood Incense made of Dragon's blood?

And can no one tell me who the Crab people are?

[GabrielsThoughts]

Before or after the decimal point?

the value is the same either way.