The ban game, v03

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for not having set up a redundant power supply for the pacific northwest.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo Lee is banned for not realizing that llearch's company outsourced that job to India.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo Lee is banned for shorting out my power supply for the Pacific North-West.

Cogidubnus is banned for overbidding for the outsourced job.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned for questioning my clearly brilliant bid.

Or, he would be, except we sorta still need him, since the India people apparently didn't know what they were doing and powered the eastern seaboard instead.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned for a random reason.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo Lee is banned for a very unrandom, specific reason.

[Ren Gaulen]

Llearch is banned for denying us an opportunity to learn that reason.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for mangling the capitalisation of my name.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for something related to cardboard.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned for disapproving of lLearch's cardboard.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking he can annoy me by screwing up my name. That boat has well and truly sailed...

[Valynth]

llearch is banned for sailing a boat without a license.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned because real men don't sail. They row!

Do the impossible,
See the invisible,
Row! Row!
Fight the power!

Touch the untouchable,
Break the unbreakable,
Row! Row!
Fight the power!

[Raffe]

Ren Gaulen is banned for getting songs stuck in others' heads.

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs is banned for not singing along. Kittan would have been disappointed.

[Raffe]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not realizing Deebs's cuteness is unbanneble

[Valynth]

Deebs is banned for being too cute.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned for trying to ban the unbannable without rowing. ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWER!! FOR THE EMPRESS!!!

[Raffe]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not making the obvious joke
ROW! ROW! ROW THE BOAT!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs is banned for making fun of the power of rowing. It is serious business, my friend!
And yes, I can ban the unbannable, for I am the Sword That Bans All Kinds Of Stuff.

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for referencing a song I've never heard.

[Ren Gaulen]

This song is from "Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann". And you, Valynth, are banned for not knowing it.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for singing. We'll have none of that.

[Raffe]

Cogidubnus is banned for not being pink enough

[Raffe]

Deebs is banned for double-posting

[Ren Gaulen]

So that's how it is... Ninja me, will you... Very well, Deebs! I'll show you... the true power of Mankind!!

My comrade's wish has been carved into my soul...
I'll dissipate this eternal darkness and turn it into light!
THE CREATION OF EARTH AND HEAVENS!
THE ONE WHO MATCHES THE GODS!

CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN!!!

DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN UPON US HUMANS.

BAN OF NOW AND FOREVER!!!

[Raffe]

Ren Gaulen is banned for cleaving and smiting evil

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs is banned because I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is CLEAVE AND SMITE EVIL, which makes me the new Sword That Cleaves Evil (or, rather, the Sword That Cleaves Darkness, as I prefer to call myself), for I am the disciple of Zengar Zonvolt, who was the disciple of some other great warrior and smiter of Evil whose name I don't know, and, therefore, I am the Champion of Good, notwithstanding the fact that I can be quite vicious and cruel at times, since the Evil in the world of shades of grey is so strong that one sometimes has to become Evil himself to defeat it.

...Gods, what did I just say?.. I can't make it out myself... Let's try it again.

I AM REN, REN GAULEN! I AM THE WHITE KNIGHT OF GAIA! THE BRINGER OF LIGHT! THE DAEMONSLAYER! I AM THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES DARKNESS!! AND NO EVIL SHALL STAND BEFORE ME. BECOME BANNED!!!

[Raffe]

Ren Gaulen is banned because his attack fails, for
I AM THE SHEILD THAT NO LIGHT CAN BREAK

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Deebs is banned for being light in the head.