Tell a story in ten words.

Started by Tezkat, May 18, 2008, 11:07:23 PM

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LionHeart

I knew immediately; it would be one of those days.
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Angel

Tossed my hat in the air, so, um... now what?
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lucas marcone

naked he slept after wildy had shamed him once more

Slowtini

I just told a story in ten words... so HA!

Jairus

I can't think of ten words to tell a story.

also...

Darn it, I never did build anything explosive today. - Jyrras (hah! technically ten!)
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yakanaj

Jairus once was a frog, but then got plastic surgery.

Jairus

Shouldn't that be under the "Lies and Slander" thread, yakanaj?
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yakanaj

Why there when I can put it under this thread?

Jairus

A most excellently worded response, quipped Jairus the former frog.
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yakanaj

Jairus the former frog has fianally learned his place. Bwhahaha!

Jairus

Don't count on it, grinned Jairus as he plotted his revenge.
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James StarRunner

And then the most amazing thing happened! The universe imploded!

Jairus

Next time, do your own dirty work, Jairus smugly stated.
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yakanaj

If I do my own dirty work - I'll be dirty.

James StarRunner

This story has ten words and not one word more.

llearch n'n'daCorna

Quote from: Jairus on July 05, 2008, 03:00:59 AM
Don't count on it, grinned Jairus as he plotted his revenge.

That's eleven words, he declared, muttering imprecations under his breath.
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Jairus

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 05, 2008, 06:15:25 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 05, 2008, 03:00:59 AM
Don't count on it, grinned Jairus as he plotted his revenge.

That's eleven words, he declared, muttering imprecations under his breath.

"Curses," cried the mustache twirling villainous scoundrel, "foiled yet again!"

PS: Don't count on it, grinned Jairus as he plotted revenge.
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You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

Haha, you got in trouble with the talking box thing!

Jairus

"Yes, but I have since learned my lesson," Jairus noted.
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You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

you say that now, but wait until next the time.

llearch n'n'daCorna

There Will Be No Next Time, he stated with authority.
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yakanaj

will this tread be locked to stop us from trying?

Jairus

Why would they lock it? This is great prose here!
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yakanaj

because they like to pick on us, those mean mods.

Jairus

"But we've been having so much fun!" cried despondent Jairus.
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You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

yes, it has been fun, but soon it will end.

Jairus

"Just like Ozy and Millie," moped Jairus from his couch.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

Jairus never leaves the couch for any reason. that's gross.

Jairus

I am going to ignore that last comment. For now.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

Apperently Jairus can't take a little joke. Come on man!