Cubi security?

[Shadrok]

When I saw the picture of the Secretary of Homeland Security in this article

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/04/zombie-computer.html?nup=1&mbid=yhp

My mind just saw him as a cubi.



Homeland Security is eavesdropping on our dreams. 

[Zedd]

Oh noes...What will ever doooo? *sarcasim*

[James StarRunner]

Oh noes...What will ever doooo?

Recite lines from a law book.
http://missmab.com/Demo/Cubi02.php

[Tapewolf]

Recite lines from a law book.

That might not work if it's a 'Cubi lawyer.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That might not work if it's a 'Cubi lawyer.

You could always recite random lines. That way they won't make sense, and they'll still be boring.

[Llewelyn]

Nah, more fun to mentally sing They Might Be Giant songs.  They don't get anything from you AND you might drive them a bit crazy trying to figure it out!  Or at least you'll get it stuck in their heads so they have trouble thinking.  (See: Tannim in Chrome Circle/Chrome Born)

"I'm a friend but I'm a little glowing friend but maybe I'm not actually your friend but I am..."

[Ryudo Lee]

 

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*Works as a support tech for the immigration branch of the DHS...*

[Alondro]

...

*Works as a support tech for the immigration branch of the DHS...*

You fiend!   

Hee hee, alot of the zombie computer problem would be solved if people didn't leave their computers on all day with browser and chat windows open.  That's like putting a sign up that says "Please take all the time you need to hack my computer!" 

[blood butterfly]

this would explain the "jedi" mind powers and his ability to survive multiple heart attacks 
poor G. W. Bush, undermined by a scowling cubi 
whoops, mistook the man for cheney Xp

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"I'm a friend but I'm a little glowing friend but maybe I'm not actually your friend but I am..."

"Instanbul, no Constantinople..." ?

"Make a little birdcage in your soul" ?

[Fragmaster01]

And no mind reader confusion is complete without:

"The sun is a mass of..."

"Good morning how are you I'm Doctor Worm"

[rabid_fox]

For true TMBG befuddlement, "Flight of the Barking Death Squirrels".

As for the story - interesting, if true.

As for the picture - heh.