3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)

[Alondro]

*Charline hmms*  Since Amber couldn't manage a comic due to religious stuff and a birthday, I'll improvise based on what I believe happened to her on Sunday!

The Book of Mab, Chapter 13, vs 666-wherever

And lo, Amber didst enter unto the house of the Lord.

And the Lord was most displeased, for Amber didst harbor demons upon her web page and thus was not fit to enter therein!

Thus the Lord smote Amber with many diverse plagues... not the least of which was to draw Charline all the time and make her the Ultimate God-mode character of all time!

Thus it is written!   

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Dose this have anything to do with pie?

[Suwako]

This topic needs more nutmeg.

[Chaos]

There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!

[Alondro]

There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!

Was it sticky candy? 

[Ren Gaulen]

Was it sticky candy? 

Most sticky, I must say. In fact, it was so sticky, that the state of adhesion appears to be virtually irremovable.

...

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level?

[Alondro]

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level?

Hmmm... it's 69.     Oh the wrongness.

[Pagan]

Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.

[Ren Gaulen]

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level?

Hmmm... it's 69.     Oh the wrongness.

There is NO way it can be right!! CAAAAN IIIIT??

Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.

Cry, Pagan. Cry tears of joy!!

[computer nerd]

< Funny remark here > 

[ShadesFox]

*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion?  The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite.  Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub.  The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.

[Ren Gaulen]

*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion?  The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite.  Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub.  The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.

For some reason you reminded me of the God-Poring from "Ragnarok Online". A neat deity, if you ask me. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster rocks your face off, that is true. Also, there is the One Spork, but it is a symbol of power rather than a deity.

[techmaster-glitch]

This topic needs more nutmeg.

That has got be made into a meme in that thread

[pyrohamster]

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level?

Hmmm... it's 69.     Oh the wrongness.

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

[e_voyager]

Charline's was funnier and more wrong. but still if must be noted that upon this day  over 9000 voices cried out for a new comic and then suddenly fell silent crushed by their own fear of anger the web comic diva.

[Joe3210]

In before sent to the mine.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What makes you think this is mining for the fjords?

[Suwako]

The mine is mine if it was not mine it would not be mine..

This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.

[Alondro]

*inserts awesome*  Go to Newgrounds and look up the "Awesome" series by Egoraptor, especially "Metal Gear Awesome", which made me roflmao.

Now this post has awesome.   

[Ren Gaulen]

This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.

Was this topic supposed to have awesome in it? I did not know... I'll look If I still have some spare awesome in my inventory.

*looks into his inventory; goes through several bags of holding; reaches into the personal sub-space cargo area*

Sorry, I think I'm all out of spare awesome right now. But I have found Nutmeg!

How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me.

...

I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will hide me.

[ShadesFox]

I have found Nutmeg![/url]

How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me.

...

I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will hide me.

That's easy enough, just do angle her against the 4th dimension just right and you can fit anything anywhere!

When searching for metal gear awesome make sure you find the one that is part 1 and part 2 combined.

[Alondro]

*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

[Dannysaysnoo]

*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

Yo, B, that looks like a bullet wound to me!

[Suwako]

This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.

But I have found Nutmeg!
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png

I approve.

btw: I hate quoting images..  image urls FOREVER

[Ren Gaulen]

*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

Riiiiiiight... This is starting to get weird.

But it made me remember another few awesome quotes!

Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny... 'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome *

Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let you become a doctor... then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome *

Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down? TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome *

(Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman".)

[Dannysaysnoo]

Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny... 'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome *

Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let you become a doctor... then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome *

Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down? TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome *

(Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman".)

Great webcomic, shame i wasn't checking weekly near the end.

[Vidar]

Am I the only one who caught the portal-reference in Amber's rant?


It must be said:




THE CAKE IS A LIE!! 

[Ren Gaulen]

It must be said:


THE CAKE IS A LIE!! 

In Soviet Russia the cake is the truth. But it tastes like cardboard box.
It even looks like cardboard box.

...

Wait, it is a cardboard box!! How the heck did I mistake it for a cake?!

I wonder if the cake is inside... *opens* OH GODS!! OH GODS NOOOO!!!!!!!!.... *is burninated*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm not happy being chewed on, Ren. You should be more careful.

[Ren Gaulen]

Sorry. My bad. I think I got a little distracted.

But next time, don't fire a flamethrower in my face. It burns and stings.