The ban game, v02

[xHaZxMaTx]

Aiyno is banned for being Aiyno.

[Ren Gaulen]

So you are a denizen of Hell than, hmm?

In this case, as the Sword That Bans Evil, I will banish you from here. Aiyno! Become banned!!

Argh. Overridden again. For this, Haz, you receive a... ban to the head!! Cover your heads, everybody!

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being Ren Gaulen.

and not on fire.

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno is banned because I am what I am. I am nothing less that I am, though sometimes I can be a bit more that I seem to be. I am, therefore I am. But what am I? - This is the question you are asking yourself right now. Alas, you'll never know the answer, as I ban you from the very existence. BAN OF THE ETERNITY!!!

Also, I am most definitely not on fire. I am fireproof.

[meany]

Ren is banned because I've tossed him in quicksand.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I have already returned from the quicksand pit... and I want my helmet back. Someone stole it. Have someone seen my helmet?

[meany]

Ren is banned because by now, that helmet is probably somewhere in China. *counts money*

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I suspect him of pawning my helmet. Guess I'll have to take Viral's now... *grumble, grumble*

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for grumbling.

[meany]

Ryudo is banned for not grumbling. *grumbles about not having more money to count*

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany must be banned, no matter the cost.

*"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*

One shall stand, one shall fall!

[Omega]

Ren Gaulen is banned to the MAX!

[Suwako]

Omega is banned much less.

[Ren Gaulen]

At first Aiyno was banned, but then he was found innocent. Then he was thrown to the sharkticons.

[meany]

Ren is banned for I have found the One Ring of Power! Soon, the world itself shall bow to my will!!

[Omega]

Meany is banned because it seems like a reasonable thing to do.

[Ren Gaulen]

Omega is banned because I have to ban somebody, and I don't have any reasons not to ban him.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is belatedly banned for referencing the boot to the head sketch.

[xHaZxMaTx]

llearch is banned for having too many monkeys.

[Ren Gaulen]

Haz is banned for ninja'ing me and denying Llearch his consolation prize - a lifetime supply of ice cream.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ren is banned for not giving me a lifetime supply of ice cream.

[Ren Gaulen]

You wouldn't have liked it - it's flavour is "Boot to the head". Oh, and by the way - you are banned, Haz. Just because the bans must flow.

[meany]

Ren is banned because the wheel must turn.

[Angel]

Meany is banned because the wheels on the bus go round and round.

[Sufurin Scorda]

Black_Angel is banned for not liking it when people think she's a guy.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MALES YOU SEXIST

i shud report u 4 sexisism

[Ren Gaulen]

Dak is banned for banning Black_angel because I wanted to ban her myself.

[Sufurin Scorda]

Ren is banned because he banned me and I think it's 'cuz he's fursecutin' me. fursecutiooooooooon

[xHaZxMaTx]

Dak is banned for being a hypocrite!

[Ren Gaulen]

Haz is banned because a strange and unknown power compels me to do so.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ren is banned for using irrelevant reasons to ban people.