In the year 3000

[Brunhidden]

Some of you may remember a talk show skit called 'in the year 2000', which actually carried on after the new millenium.

lets start a similar game, pick any year which has yet to come to pass and predict something that will happen then- wether it be realistic or totally off the wall.


Example- one time Mr. T playing this game said "in the year 2000 Mr. T will admit that he does not have a 'mohawk' hairdoo, he is in fact bald on both sides of his head"


however, on our version, pick any year that hasnt happened yet.

[M]

In the year 2561, Bubonic Plague 2.0 has surfaced. It is a digital version of the disease, carried in computer mice

[Silver Pomeranian Genji]

In the year 2809, YouTube Poop will be a basic cable channel.

[Zedd]

In the year 2969...People will learn how to poop standing up

[Brunhidden]

in the year 2048 the internet will be installed into peoples brains uppon birth, only those who can withstand twelve trillion megs of porn without exploding will survive.

It tastes like burning

[Cogidubnus]

In the year 3000, nothing will truly be any different.

[Dannysaysnoo]

In the year 2009... well... let's just say good luck.

[Omega]

In the year 2333, the scientists will discover a 100% fool proof cure for common flu. But, no one can afford for that surgery.

[Darkdragon]

The human population will be halved by 2047.

[Silver Pomeranian Genji]

In the year 2101, all our base will belong to terrorists.

[Darkdragon]

By 1000000000 AD, we won't be around anymore.

[KarlOmega1]

By the year 2045, the practice of Human/Animal gene splicing will be commonplace. Also, Earth will be part of an interstellar alliance.

[lucas marcone]

in the year -100 people will realize how stupid their calenders look.

[e_voyager]

in the year 2037 E will go crazy again and start a one person army in and attempt to conquer the world and fix the sagging environment.

[Angel]

In the year 2072, N*SYNC and Maroon 5 will be on the oldies station.

Holy crap, that's a scary thought.

[lucas marcone]

in the year 2008 black angel will be punished for revieling this depressing conclusion.

[Aisha deCabre]

In 2057, one will be able to enter space stations from Earth via elevator.

...I kid you not, this was actually a documentary on Discovery channel, telling what possible things will be there in about 50 years.  Of course people do things quickly, so who knows.

[Eibborn]

Whenever I hear of a space elevator, I can't help but imagine a space station being SPUN WILDLY by the planet as it's centripetal acceleration builds and builds until it breaks and the station is sent into the far corners of the galaxy.
I know that's not actually the way it'll work, but it always makes me smile. 

[Brunhidden]

In the year 2032 the world will come under the iron rule of a young girl by the name of Eowyn.

put in your job applications now to get a good spot, ive already applied for grand vizier and court fool.

This gives a perverse new definition to the phrase 'benevolent dictator'

[Pagan]

In the year 2058, the philosopher Langstone will discover a practical means to live in the clouds. He only shares his secret with those who lived with their heads in the clouds all day as well. This comunity of cloud-heads will be the only ones to survive the horrible ice age of 2064. They will survive the cold climate until the ground is once again inhabitable.

[meany]

By 2011 the cocoa plant will become extinct and chocolate prices will skyrocket. By 2012 chocolate will no longer exist.

[Suwako]

In 2013 everyone will become depressed and the amount of emo's will sky rocket, In 2016 the last few survivors of this disaster synthesize the cacao and save the world 

[KarlOmega1]

In the year 2658, Humanity will have the means to go from galaxy to galaxy.

[gh0st]

in the year 3000 ad men will still find themselves with their foot in their mouths around women

[meany]

In the year 2500, Earth will no longer be able to sustain any form of life.

[Darkdragon]

Something will happen tomorrow.

[e_voyager]

in the year 2012 e_voyager will finally show up at anthrocon but now one will know them.

[KarlOmega1]

In the year 3217, a hero is born...

[Cogidubnus]

In the year 3000, we will have changed calendars, so it won't actually be three thousand anymore.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. not much is changed, but we live underwater, and your great great great grand daughter is pretty fine?