The ban game.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned quietly, because making noise is not working efficiently.

[meany]

llearch is banned because I've aqcuired the Fork of Lies!

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I have acquired the Fork of Truth! Now I'm angry for some reason..

[meany]

Ren is banned because the Forks of Truth and Lies can't be close together without turning to dust. Now I've got to use this weird gold ring with writting that shows up when it's fired as a magical focus.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for misuse of magical devices.

[meany]

Ren is banned because me and my army Uruk-hai say so.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I have just defeated his army by sending three hundred Spartans into battle.

[meany]

Ren is banned because I've defeated those Spartans by pulling their indestructible skeletons out, and ordered them to attack his precious Holy Order.

[Ren Gaulen]

That's improbable! I will have to ban you with the power of Rock, then, Meany!


BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!

When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the keyboard of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!

BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!

[meany]

Ren is banned because I've got earplugs and know how to use them!

[Angel]

*khhkt* ATTENTION, MEANY. YOU ARE BANNED FOR FLAGRANT ABUSE OF NON-LISTENING DEVICES. DROP THE EARPLUGS AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *khhkt*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Black_angel is banned because she's not sneaky enough.

[meany]

llearch is banned for calling the kettle black.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for calling Big Boss (aka Snake) kettle.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for calling Big Boss Snake.

Snake is Snake.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned for allowing snakes on this forum.

[meany]

llearch is banned for not allowing snakes on this forum.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* snakes on this *censored* plane!!!

...

Wait, we are not on a plane? When did I get off??

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not paying attention to where he is.

[Pagan]

llearch is banned for having a last name that I will never understand how to say.

[VSMIT]

Pagan is banned for not trying to understand it.

[meany]

VSMIT is banned for having an open mind.

[Pagan]

Meany's banned for encouraging openmindedness, which leads to goodwill and better treatment and thus, as a being of Meanness and Villiany, he is undermining himself.

[meany]

Pagan is banned for forgetting that we mean/evil people need good, wholesome folks to torture, or we lose our powers.

[e_voyager]

Meany is banned because i have the sword of shannara which strips away all falsities and reviles the true to all. even the unpleasant truths we often hide form ourselves

[meany]

e_voyager is banned because without lies, society will crumble. So to preserve evilness and, grudgingly, goodness, I cast the Sword of Shannara into Quortoth.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany is banned for throwing away the boomerang sword. And getting it back between the eyes.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for not having the boomerang sword aim lower...

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo Lee is banned for wanting to destroy Meany's teeth.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being orally fixated.