DEA lying about a coke shortage? We asked brain care specialist Gag Halfrunt

[superluser]

Holes Found in U.S. Claims of a Drug-War Win

When asked about the conflicting information found by NPR, Drug Czar John Walters dismissed it.
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"That's not data. That's a guy."

Memo to the DEA: The proper response is ``The plural of anecdote is not data,'' rather than, ``Vell, eh, Zaphod's just zis guy you know.''

[Alondro]

Wanna stop cocaine?  Nuke Colombia. 

The other producers will get the hint, I think.   

Nukes solve ALL PROBLEMS!!  Just ask the Terrans from Starcraft!   

[Dannysaysnoo]

"Well, Coke's just this guy, you know?"

[Jim Halisstrad]

Wanna stop cocaine?  Nuke Colombia. 

The other producers will get the hint, I think.   

Nukes solve ALL PROBLEMS!!  Just ask the Terrans from Starcraft!   

Yes, because the Terrans did so well in Star Craft Brood Wars.  ;P