*Asks a foolish question*

[bill]

I am drinking water right now

[Kenji]

The quickest way to their heart is through the ribcage.

Stomach. The ribcage is fairly solidly constructed, and takes some effort to go through. Sliding up under it can usually be done with a bare hand, albeit you need strong hands...

Yeah but then you have to clean the dishes, wait till they dry, then get all the preparations for food, then actually cook the food. I dunno... I think the ribcage is much more effective.

[Dannysaysnoo]

*A nice, dignified dinner scene, the man and woman are sitting opposite a large table full of food*

"So, darling, i hear you had sex with Tiddles, the cat"

"..."

[Alondro]

I am drinking water right now

What did that water ever do to you!   

[superluser]

What did that water ever do to you!   

It got drunk.

[bill]

I am drinking water right now

What did that water ever do to you!   

stop JUDGING me, i drink water because it makes me feel good

OK?

[Dannysaysnoo]

What did that water ever do to you!   

It got drunk.

"Whats so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"Ask a glass of water."