12/05/07 [DMFA #850] - Fear the Reaper

[AnizInDisguise]

Psh, William Shatner is the best!

If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is totally going to be Mister Nobody.

Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

Indeed.

Shatner is also a shaman though, which makes him even more awesome.

[Azraelle]

Three notes walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve minors."

Chuck Norris jokes are kind of funny in moderation.  Unfortunately, they never come that way.

[bill]

Page 3 was the worst page

[Slacker Spice]

Hmmm.... *goes to find her copy of Plato and a Platypus Walk Into A Bar*

[AndersW]

Is Amber still accepting questions to be answered in comic?  Because I have thought of some that would be informational or entertaining.

What is involved in soul stealing?  Is there a limited amount of time after someone dies that their soul can be stolen?  Do you have to kill them in a special way?  That kind of information.

How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.

[techmaster-glitch]

I think you'll have to send her those questions directly, for any chance at all...

[Tsunari]

Hmmm, Does this mean that we can send e-mails for people/fictional entities we want eliminated?

[Kuari]

Oooo ooo ooo!!!  Here's a good one!!!

BillBuckner and Darkmoon walk into a bar, the bartender says, "EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES!!!!"



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[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.

... I now have a mental image of Dan, wielding the +20 Two-Handed Teapot of Death.

Or The Spork.

Or equally silly weapons. A teacup, or something...

[AndersW]

How is Dan at wielding other weapons, in blooper mode.

... I now have a mental image of Dan, wielding the +20 Two-Handed Teapot of Death.

Or The Spork.

Or equally silly weapons. A teacup, or something...

Like sword-chucks.

[Jakon]

Psh, William Shatner is the best!

If they ever make a Doom Patrol movie, William Shatner is totally going to be Mister Nobody.

Henceforth, because Mister Nobody is awesome, William Shatner is also awesome.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

Indeed.

Shatner is also a shaman though, which makes him even more awesome.

FROST SHAAAAWCK

[zopey]

who's chuck norris?

[Kenji]

who's chuck norris?

Best response yet.
I fav'd.

[Naldru]

who's chuck norris?

He's from Great Britain, so he might be serious.

Chuck Norris is an actor.   Think of him as a caucasian Bruce Lee.  Except Bruce Lee was a better actor.

There are also a number of jokes containing Chuck Norris's name.

Wikipedia entry

[Slacker Spice]

What's sad is that if I actually hear a Chuck Norris joke, I don't find it funny in the slightest.

If I read one myself, however, I find it funny. *shrugs*

[bizun]

so a bear walked into a bar and said "i'd like...                                                                        ...a beer" and the bartender was all "lol man why the big pause?"

....I'm going to hate you until one of us is dead.

My sorrow died. Does it count?

And speaking of jokes, that are understood mostly by (ahem) previus generation:
In 2003 we tend to say--
"What has come to this world!
A white man is best rapper;
A black man is best golpher;
And Germans...
They refuse to go on a war!"