Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Fuyudenki]

Unfortunately, said car did not have an engine, gas tank, or transmission box.

(OOG if we kill the character, the next person could always say "Un/Fortunately, this story wasn't about that character at all, it was about this character."  I've seen that done in story games, before.)

[Angel]

Fortunately, his house was a two-minute walk from the bus station.

[Fuyudenki]

Unfortunately, there was a very deep, very wide canyon between him and the bus station.

(sorry, Techmaster.  Back to the canyon it is.)

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he had the skills of Evil Knevil, and jumped the canyon on a motorcycle.

EDIT: Raist, you idiot! Change your post back to the canyon!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he missed the ramp on the other side.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, there was a trampoline to catch him.

[Angel]

Unfortunately, the trampoline had a big hole in it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, he missed the hole.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he hit the wall on his way back up.

[Angel]

Fortunately, there was a branch on the wall to grab hold of.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it started to crack under his weight.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he had climbing gear to attach himself to the wall with.

[superluser]

Unfortunately, the gear was in the trunk of his car.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately there was still the trampoline to land on

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, this time he didn't miss the hole.

[bill]

Fortunately, the trampoline was in a swimming pool.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Zak can't swim!

[bill]

Fortunately, the pool was filled with scantily clad lifeguards with large breasts.

[Azlan]

unfortunately they were all men.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately they all had hot sisters

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Zak is into animals. 

[Azlan]

fortunately they were all furries!

[bill]

Unfortunately, they were all dead.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, Zak leaves, because he still has to get to AC '07

[bill]

Unfortunately, he has two broken legs and internal bleeding in the ass.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately there is a hot fur nurse presant

[bill]

unfortunately, she learned medicine from Dr. Mengele.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, Zak discovers mind over matter, heals himself, and gets to the bus stop.

[bill]

Unfortunately, he's out of money to pay the fare.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, he hitches a ride on a passing car.