Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, the driver happens to be an escaped convicted murderer.

[bill]

Fortunately, the conviction was bogus.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, the trigger happy swat team chasing him was not aware or did not care about how bogus it was especially when they nailed the car with their rocket launchers and assault cannons.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, the driver is still an axe- murder.

Fortunately, he fell out of the car before it exploded.

[Cogidubnus]

Unfortunately, that's some really jagged asphalt.

[bill]

Fortunately, I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[techmaster-glitch]

Bill, don't be an asshat.


FORTUNATELY, he was able to roll enough to avoid any serious abrasions on said jaggy asphault.

[bill]

Unfortunately, he rolled into oncomming traffic.

[Azlan]

Fortunately they were all NASCAR drivers and crashed long before they could hit him.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, he got up and realized that he still needs to get a ride to AC '07

[Angel]

Fortunately, some friends of his drove up and offered him a lift.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately rabid girl scouts arrived and ripped them to shreds for not buying cookies.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he was able to run fast enough to escape them.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately He gained alot wounds and he was bleeding to death

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately He gained alot wounds and he was bleeding to death

From what? He got out of the car before it was blown to hell, he rolled enough to avoid getting to scapred up on the asphault, and he ran fast enough to escape the Girl Scouts Of Doom. *sigh* Oh well.


Fortunately, he had a first-aid kit and knew enough first aid to patch himself up and keep trudging to AC '07.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he realised he was too late for AC07, and instead had to make it for AC08.

Well, if you insist...

Unfortunately, he was slowed down by the bandages and the limp.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, he realised he was too late for AC07, and instead had to make it for AC08.

Ummm,

I waited until AnthroCon was over before starting up this game. In fact, the premise of this game will be getting to said AC (just rewind the time for this game)

If we're gonna hit him with that, at least wait until he gets there. (Unfortunately, when he finally arrived, he found he was too late, and AC '07 was already over) He's still meandering around his hometown, trying to find a ride. I never thought you'd be the one to end this game prematurely, llearch.

Does anyone else have an unfortunately for Zak?

[Angel]

Lemme try.

Unfortunately, he was getting blisters on his feet.

[Xuzaf D]

Fortunately the mighty Odin was present to lend him his godly strength assuming he could shout WOTAN!!!

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it was just loki..

[Xuzaf D]

Fortunately, Loki wanted Zak to get to where he was going anyway as part of his evil scheme.

[Fuyudenki]

Unfortunately, while Zak was attempting to get to Anthrocon '07, that was, in fact, not where he was going.

[Brunhidden]

Fortunately getting godly strength by calling "WOTAN!" is very helpful in ploughing through long lines.

"It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocralypse."

[Fuyudenki]

Unfortunately, Zak suddenly realized he couldn't shout 'WOTAN' in the first place.  He couldn't even mumble it quietly under his breath.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he found out he didn't even need Odin/Loki whoever the hell is going on here, and managed to walk by himself just to the city limits.

[Cogidubnus]

Unfortunately, he can't understand the natives thick Midwestern accents.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately he had a guide.

[superluser]

Unfortunately, neither he nor the guide seemed to realize that Pittsburgh wasn't in the Midwest, indicating that they were very lost.

[Azlan]

Fortunately, the time/space continuum shifted and he found himself in Pennsylvania.

[Zedd]

Unfortunately he ended up in Pencilsvania where everyone was a writing tool that was sharp and very pointy!