10/03/07 [DMFA #827] - When just being yourself isn't enough...

[Goatmon]

*spritzes Charline with the water bottle*  Down!

I remember when my science teacher came to school, with a spritz bottle, on Halloween.  It was part of her costume as a rain cloud; She had this big cardboard flap around her head that was layered with cotton.  She would go up and spray people (Lightly) and go "Rain cloud! Rain cloud!"

[Kuari]

*spritzes Charline with the water bottle*  Down!

I remember when my science teacher came to school, with a spritz bottle, on Halloween.  It was part of her costume as a rain cloud; She had this big cardboard flap around her head that was layered with cotton.  She would go up and spray people (Lightly) and go "Rain cloud! Rain cloud!"

I can picture Amber doing that....

[Zedd]

*spritzes Charline with the water bottle*  Down!

I remember when my science teacher came to school, with a spritz bottle, on Halloween.  It was part of her costume as a rain cloud; She had this big cardboard flap around her head that was layered with cotton.  She would go up and spray people (Lightly) and go "Rain cloud! Rain cloud!"

I can picture Amber doing that....

Hope has a mix of red vinger

[Regal]

I can picture Amber doing that. With a fire hose.

[Angel]

Today's comic kind of connected to me. A guy I know likes me a lot, but even though he's really sweet and a great friend, I just don't like him that way. But on to less serious stuff.

I can picture that too. "And in the news today, webcomic artist Amber Williams has been arrested for allegedly assaulting random individuals with a fire hose. She has not made any comment to the press save for "Rain cloud!", but certain sources suggest that it is merely a Halloween prank."

[Alondro]

*spritzes Charline with the water bottle*  Down!

*Charline muwah ha ha!*  I'm like the Mogwai!  Don't get me wet!  *little furballs pop off and sprout!  All are evil... *

*furballs*  We don't want to hurt you... we just want YOUR SOULS!!!   

[Kuari]

*turns on sprinkler system on Charline...*

*sends lightning bolt through the crowd*

There, problem solved

[DarkAudit]

*turns on sprinkler system on Charline...*

*sends lightning bolt through the crowd*

There, problem solved

And a whole new one is created.

I'm not cleaning that up.

[Naldru]

Has there been any mention of exactly how old Lorenda is?  I assume that she's younger than Abel and older than Dan or Jyrras, but that leaves an awful lot of room.  Maybe they can go on a date in twenty years.

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I can only claim that I was really tired last night and missed the obvious.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Looked at her cast page?

It says she's 24. That makes her younger than Dan, but older than Jyrras.

http://missmab.com/Cast/lorenda.php

[Alondro]

*turns on sprinkler system on Charline...*

*sends lightning bolt through the crowd*

There, problem solved

*Charline acks*  X_x

[Fuyudenki]

Has there been any mention of exactly how old Lorenda is?  I assume that she's younger than Abel and older than Dan or Jyrras, but that leaves an awful lot of room.  Maybe they can go on a date in twenty years.

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I can only claim that I was really tired last night and missed the obvious.

I'm fairly certain that I'm the only guy in the world who cares if his date is younger than him, and even I would make one or two exceptions.

[AnizInDisguise]

..its Jy x Abel on the table now...

Hm. Remember the dream strip?

Jy x Mab + evil brownies?

You sir, win today's cookie!

*Charline takes Jy, dresses him in a school-girl outfit and chains him up in a dungeon with a tentacle monster*

Isn't Charline technically a kind of tentacle-monster?

So then Jy's locked up with Charline?     He won't last long!

I'll save him! Charline won't kill me! Though I wish she would..... *spreads his wings and flies off to save Jy* What? Flying is much better than walking!

[Kuari]

I'll save him! Charline won't kill me! Though I wish she would..... *spreads his wings and flies off to save Jy* What? Flying is much better than walking!

Bit late...  I zapped her *points at fried Charline* ....  wait...  *looks over to see a fried Jy* .... ....

The fangirls are so going to kill me now...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'll save him! Charline won't kill me! Though I wish she would..... *spreads his wings and flies off to save Jy* What? Flying is much better than walking!

I must agree. Ever so much better. For us.

[Sajoli]

Daw... poor Jy-Jy. Hope that Albanion makes him normal-sized and gorgeous as his curse. Then he wouldn't fit in the same size pants as Nutmeg anymore, which would be the absolute worst thing ever.

[RobbieThe1st]

*turns on sprinkler system on Charline...*

*sends lightning bolt through the crowd*

There, problem solved

*Charline acks*  X_x

Um... 'Cubi are energy eaters, wouldn't that include electricity? It might not taste good, or perhaps even not metabolize very well/at all, but it probably wouldn't have nearly the same effect as it would on a Being.

Also, anyone remember Van Hellsing? 

-RobbieThe1st

[Kuari]

*turns on sprinkler system on Charline...*

*sends lightning bolt through the crowd*

There, problem solved

*Charline acks*  X_x

Um... 'Cubi are energy eaters, wouldn't that include electricity? It might not taste good, or perhaps even not metabolize very well/at all, but it probably wouldn't have nearly the same effect as it would on a Being.

Also, anyone remember Van Hellsing? 

-RobbieThe1st

They eat emotional and soul energy...  I highly doubt electricity is even CLOSE to the same wavelength

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

They eat emotional and soul energy...  I highly doubt electricity is even CLOSE to the same wavelength

... all the fields in the brain are electricity. What had you in mind?

[Alondro]

In Furrae, the souls seem more like the old classical animistic idea of the soul, that it's some foggy entity that looks just the person and drives the body's activities and thoughts.

No electricity involved!  Or are the Furrae folk some sort of hybrid of that idea?

Hmm... Ok Amber, it's time for a Furrae Physiology side arc.   

*watches as everyone quickly flips the pages to the 'reproductive physiology' section*  F#$%-ing furverts!    

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

F#$%-ing furverts!    

... Yes, and? ;-]

[techmaster-glitch]

Finally back. For good this time. yay.

You aren't my type, and physically...I'd feel like I was dating a child.

Aww, I thought Lorenda had gotten over this already...
I almost can't believe Lorenda could be that shallow. Love does not recognize any barrier of any kind, be it size, species, family, ect.
I mean, look at this!
He was probably the size of a bug to her, and yet, not only did he manage to marry her, they had kids together!
Not the most serious example, but you get my point...

[Zedd]

F#$%-ing furverts!    

... Yes, and? ;-]

Probley only way Charline can learn 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I mean, look at this!
He was probably the size of a bug to her, and yet, not only did he manage to marry her, they had kids together!
Not the most serious example, but you get my point...

Look at Pyro. Dragons can shape-change, and size-change. Nuff said.

[AndersW]

I mean, look at this!
He was probably the size of a bug to her, and yet, not only did he manage to marry her, they had kids together!
Not the most serious example, but you get my point...

Look at Pyro. Dragons can shape-change, and size-change. Nuff said.

Look at Jyrras' parents.

[techmaster-glitch]

I mean, look at this!
He was probably the size of a bug to her, and yet, not only did he manage to marry her, they had kids together!
Not the most serious example, but you get my point...

Look at Pyro. Dragons can shape-change, and size-change. Nuff said.

Look at Jyrras' parents.

Exactly! Even better example!

[Caswin]

Finally back. For good this time. yay.

You aren't my type, and physically...I'd feel like I was dating a child.

Aww, I thought Lorenda had gotten over this already...
I almost can't believe Lorenda could be that shallow. Love does not recognize any barrier of any kind, be it size, species, family, ect.
I mean, look at this!
He was probably the size of a bug to her, and yet, not only did he manage to marry her, they had kids together!
Not the most serious example, but you get my point...

That's about what I was thinking, especially with the patch route available (that a change in his appearance would be changing who he is seems like a stretch), but...

Well it isn't just that Jyrras.

(Ah, commas, where have you-*shot*)

Anyway, guess it's more than height.  Exactly what that is, we may never know for sure.