09/24/07 [DMFA #823] - It's like bookmarking!

[Turnsky]

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

i don't think the world's quite ready for amber-spawn just yet, anyway 

[Stig Hemmer]

I have no intention of having kids ever.

But, but... the child of two artists!  Think of all the future art you are depriving the world of!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

.. I can get you a box of staples, if you want... ;-]

[Madmann135]

I think the young lady forgot to add "...of old age."

In a way Albiaon did Jyrras a favor.  Now he has a bit of creature immunity.

i think this says it all

I though I saw a sign like that in one of the comic pages, a few pages around when they were ported to the fae world.

(I burst out laughing when I saw that)

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

i don't think the world's quite ready for amber-spawn just yet, anyway 

This world is not ready for Amber's offspring.  We need a few more years to fortify the internet, the artistic community and society.  If not everything will fall apart with the arival of Amber's spawn internet venture.

yes I'm bored.
Mo-Me-Mi-Mo.
Me-Mo-Mi-Me.

[Regal]

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

Ah, but you have challenged the universe. You'll wake up tomorrow with a kid on each arm and a third on the way.

[Alondro]

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

*Charline uses reverse psychology!*  That's right Amber!  We DON'T want you to have children either!  They'd probably end up deformed from all the ink fumes and Swedish Fish artificial coloring toxins.  Not to mention they'd be Canadian!  Blah!  In fact, I COMMAND you never to have children!  YOU MUST OBEY!!!



PS:  Charline grumps now because the bangles make Jyrras off-limits for devouring.   

[GabrielsThoughts]

I agree If you have children make sure they're American. of course, once they open up the Canadian/Mexican border again in seven years it won't really matter what country you live in. Us Americans will just cross the borders all willy-nilly like we own the place. 

[TheDXM]

If I were Jyrras, I'd make a patch for those bangles that's impossible to remove and give it to Nutmeg as a 'gift.'

Since it would clash with her outfit so badly and Jyrras would be the only one to know how to remove it, he'd have a solid bargaining chip.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

PS:  Charline grumps now because the bangles make Jyrras off-limits for devouring.   

You could nibble around the edges a bit, though...

Since it would clash with her outfit so badly and Jyrras would be the only one to know how to remove it, he'd have a solid bargaining chip.

.. and it would also give Albanion more reason to want revenge on Jyrras. Good move.

[Saist]

...Well... I don't think Jyrras has to worry about any creatures hunting him now.

Honestly, it seems more like... like...

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_565.php

Like that.

Except more permanent, and the creature would more likely be killed by a very mad fae if they killed/ate/sacrificed someone with those bangles.

I'm still hoping that there will be a NASCAR or other racing event occurring at Richmond's Track during next AC. Kidnap Amber and take her to  an event 

[rt]

PS:  Charline grumps now because the bangles make Jyrras off-limits for devouring.   

Meh if Albanion couldn't think of anything to do with Jy you'll just end up with a pair of banles too. Seems not much to worry about (Plus you could have Albanion for desert!)

[Fuyudenki]

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

but then, who will finish off your comic after you die and leave it unfinished?

Oh wait, I'll be dead before then, anyway.  Nevermind.

i don't think the world's quite ready for amber-spawn just yet, anyway 

There's a lot of currently living people who i think the world is less prepared for than any kids Amber might have.

[Regal]

If I were Jyrras, I'd make a patch for those bangles that's impossible to remove and give it to Nutmeg as a 'gift.'

Since it would clash with her outfit so badly and Jyrras would be the only one to know how to remove it, he'd have a solid bargaining chip.

Or he would get the death sentence in twelve systems for messing with the fae queen.

[Fuyudenki]

but Jy already has bangles.  Can he get another set?

That's just being greedy.

[Reese Tora]

Considering what we ACTUALLY know about the guy, both as an individual and as a member of a capricious and long-lived race, I think it's entirely plausible that the entire 'Mabs parents dying' think could be engineered for the express purpose of marking Jyrras for 'vengeance'.

Seems a bit slipshod to me.  Lorenda could have been closest when she made the hug attempt in which case she would have been targetted for vengeance instead.  In fact, if Mab hadn't made Nutmeg pointy, Jyrras might not have been so freaked out in the first place.

That might be the case, if, you might recall, that wasn't actually Albanion in disguise that they were dealing with at the time. (unless there was another hug attempt by the real Nutmeg after they arrived in the fae realm... my memory ain't that great, you know?)

[DarkAudit]

...Well... I don't think Jyrras has to worry about any creatures hunting him now.

Honestly, it seems more like... like...

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_565.php

Like that.

Except more permanent, and the creature would more likely be killed by a very mad fae if they killed/ate/sacrificed someone with those bangles.

I'm still hoping that there will be a NASCAR or other racing event occurring at Richmond's Track during next AC. Kidnap Amber and take her to  an event 

I'm sure that would violate several articles of the Geneva Convention. 

[Zedd]

In other news; the Universes latest shot at Amber is more sickness and weight-gain around the midruff area...  *hides in a very deep hole*

Bah.  That's unlikely.  Soon as I can afford it, I'm totally stapling those ovaries up or something.  I have no intention of having kids ever.

*Charline uses reverse psychology!*  That's right Amber!  We DON'T want you to have children either!  They'd probably end up deformed from all the ink fumes and Swedish Fish artificial coloring toxins.  Not to mention they'd be Canadian!  Blah!  In fact, I COMMAND you never to have children!  YOU MUST OBEY!!!

*hits Charline with newspaper* No..Bad girl..No more doctor who before midnight..

[Tapewolf]

That might be the case, if, you might recall, that wasn't actually Albanion in disguise that they were dealing with at the time.

Uh, wasn't it Nutmeg pretending to be Albanion?  Then, after Mab skewered her a few times, she tried to hug Jyrras, realised she was full of spear, removed it and then tried again, by which time Jyrras was scared out of his wits?  (Thus causing Albanion to get mad)

[Ted Schiller]

The worse thing that can happen to a Fae is boredom.

Over at Tales of the Questor a Wild Hunt is starting because the Fey got the yawnies.

That will be the basis of Albanion's revenge.

I will now force you to ...

Study Mathematics!

(insert musical sting)

Wow. It's been so long since I've done Mangleloid Quadratics.  I forgotten how much fun it is.

Mmmmm, that didn't work.

With regards,
Ted

[Alondro]

PS:  Charline grumps now because the bangles make Jyrras off-limits for devouring.   

Meh if Albanion couldn't think of anything to do with Jy you'll just end up with a pair of banles too. Seems not much to worry about (Plus you could have Albanion for desert!)

*Charline hmmms*  He is a horse... horses are prey for lions... and think of the power boost I'd get if I succeeded.  Hmmmm... 

[rabid_fox]

Hrnn. Now, I expect to get crucified for this, but I've always thought that the less Lorenda is involved, the better for the comic. This is starting to drag a wee bit now.

[Zedd]

Hrnn. Now, I expect to get crucified for this, but I've always thought that the less Lorenda is involved, the better for the comic. This is starting to drag a wee bit now.

BURN THE WITCH!! 

[AndersW]

Hrnn. Now, I expect to get crucified for this, but I've always thought that the less Lorenda is involved, the better for the comic. This is starting to drag a wee bit now.

BURN THE WITCH!! 

How do you know she is a witch?

[Zedd]

Hrnn. Now, I expect to get crucified for this, but I've always thought that the less Lorenda is involved, the better for the comic. This is starting to drag a wee bit now.

BURN THE WITCH!! 

How do you know she is a witch?

I ment Rabid my dear...

[AnizInDisguise]

*Charline uses reverse psychology!*  That's right Amber!  We DON'T want you to have children either!  They'd probably end up deformed from all the ink fumes and Swedish Fish artificial coloring toxins.  Not to mention they'd be Canadian!  Blah!  In fact, I COMMAND you never to have children!  YOU MUST OBEY!!!



PS:  Charline grumps now because the bangles make Jyrras off-limits for devouring.   

You can still eat me! Come on, kill me dangit! 

And also, after pondering I have decided that the bangles probably do NOT give him immortality, because then he may be able to find a way to make it so that Albanion himself can't kill him!

(I know, dumb theory. But frankly, its all I got  )

[Alondro]

You can still eat me! Come on, kill me dangit! 

*Charline frowns*  No.  URTEHSUXX0RZ.  LOLZ.   

[Naldru]

That might be the case, if, you might recall, that wasn't actually Albanion in disguise that they were dealing with at the time.

Uh, wasn't it Nutmeg pretending to be Albanion?  Then, after Mab skewered her a few times, she tried to hug Jyrras, realised she was full of spear, removed it and then tried again, by which time Jyrras was scared out of his wits?  (Thus causing Albanion to get mad)

Just for the heck of it, let's try a way out theory.  What Jyrras actually met was Albanion pretending to be Nutmeg pretending to be Albanion and the black fae-human is also Albanion in disguise.  Since Albanion wants the other creatures to let Jyrras alone for a while, and the bangles are a means of keeping Jyrras alive while other plans are developed.  Fae like plays, and Albanion is having a ball putting on a one-man show.

Meanwhile, consider the possibility that the accident at the personal ads department that resulted in Jyrras's parents meeting was actually arranged by Akaen who was experimenting in producing better inventors for the technologies that he has been investing in.  (After all, Angels apparently like devious methods.)  Akaen has been involved with breeding experiments for several hundred years and is actually a distant ancestor of Jyrras.  (Hence, both having large ears.)  Akaen is also a major investor for Jyrras's research, perhaps under an assumed identity, and has managed to have unrestricted access to the laboratory.

Then let us break through the fourth wall and into the twilight zone, and assume that Amber's medical problems are due to Akaen, who is trying to slow down the stories so that his plans will not be revealed prematurely.

At this point, the ideas going through my head are getting, and I think I better go take some medicine.

[nikename2]

So your saying Al and Ak for some reason struck a deal behind the councils back to "protect" Jy from dying prematurely (I.E. pissed off Kria/Lorenda/assassin/death by mob of fangirls/old age/etc.) since it plays to both their strengths?

Akaen wants Jy to continue researching, and Albanion is secretly the greatest playwrite in all of Furrae's history and wants to put on a show of epic proportions?

Yeah crazy theory, but a good one at that.

[superluser]

How do you know she is a witch?

rabid_fox turned me into a Newt!

Edit: ...I got better.

[Naldru]

That's not the crazy theory.  The crazy theory goes further, and is partly based on the final episode of Big O.  I call it the unified fur theory.