naughty little secrets

[GabrielsThoughts]

same rules as before tell us a secret real or imagined and post it to this thread.
bonus points for sillyness.



I think hello kitty is Evil.

I want to be a Rockstar.

I found farrago's wings in a back alley.

I read CVRPG.

I listen to Weird al

I think Dan[ielle] Ti' Fiona is sexy.

etc. are acceptable secrets,  No cursing, and no teasing the mods.

[Zedd]

I secretly hate all inoventions or creations Will Wright has made from begining to the current of his career

[Fuyudenki]

I secretly hate all inoventions or creations Will Wright has made from begining to the current of his career

not so secret anymore, is it?

The Sims is like Dragonball Z, except with fewer constipated, muscle-bound men.  It has no plot, goes on way too long, and you can play for hours without accomplishing anything.

[Zedd]

I secretly hate all inoventions or creations Will Wright has made from begining to the current of his career

not so secret anymore, is it?

The Sims is like Dragonball Z, except with fewer constipated, muscle-bound men.  It has no plot, goes on way too long, and you can play for hours without accomplishing anything.

Dont get me stared with sim ant or Spore

[Brunhidden]

TMI ALERT!









my poop is green, i have no idea why

[Angel]

......I read mangas in the bathroom.

I can do a passable Britney Spears impression.

I have been told that my laugh sounds like an insane gerbil. And I didn't mind.

...I READ FURRY COMICS! (whew) Feels good to get that off my chest...

[GabrielsThoughts]

I like spam...the food product.

[Ryudo Lee]

I'm secretly your evil twin.  But shhhh don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

[GabrielsThoughts]

I think pokemon are awesome no matter what age you are.

[Kenji]

I think they should do the right thing and rename the peanut the pealegume.

[Manawolf]

I can stand to watch just about anything drawn or animated, but I'm still scared about fake blood at halloween.

[Angel]

My first TV crush was Tommy from the Power Rangers. I think I have a thing for guys with long hair.

...OK, OK, I'LL ADMIT IT! My first character was a Mary-Sue for a Pokemon story! I just thought the Legendary Pokemon were the coolest ever and I wanted to hang out with them, so I made up Cat! ... There. I said it.

I cry when I get any grade below 75.

[Fuyudenki]

I have not uttered the words, "I love you," or any similar derivative in roughly 3 years.  Even in response to family members telling me on my way out the door.

[GabrielsThoughts]

I like marshmallows

[Kenji]

I refused a free blue-tooth phone that came with a new phone plan cause I have no use for blue-tooth.
Gasp anti-new-thing-technology.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

I stole a chocolate dollar when I was five.

I sometimes don't eat lunch because I feel I don't deserve it.

I just lied to you.

[GabrielsThoughts]

i think nickels are the coolest form of currency the world over...take that you silly quarters

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Naruto is way hawtter that Sasuke.

Sasuke's been growing on me lately. Like some sort of horrible fungus.

I think that Dan Ti'Fiona would win in a fight against the Pilsbury Dough Boy

[Zedd]

I wish to teabag the president of the USA

I ate the last slice of pie before you

I stole a brazil nut from Horocks

I lied about being a lesbian robot once

[Angel]

I'm a proud member of the Hellsing cult. Alucard's awesomeness be with you.

I love Yami no Matsuei fanfiction.

I can see you.

[techmaster-glitch]

Lucky Charms is my favorite cereal, and I only eat the marshmallows...

[TheDXM]

I can't play a true B chord.

I'm actually on dial-up right now.

And I'm also listening to Nickel Back.

I'll even probably try to do a backflip some time this month and fail miserably.

[Angel]

I'm really superstitious. Like if I spill salt at work, I pitch a little over my shoulder. And I have never opened an umbrella in the house. It's mostly out of habit and family jokes, and a sense of doing it just to be careful.

If I see a picture/animal/baby/anything cute enough, I turn into a babbling, baby-talking idiot.

I'm in school right now.

I have always thought that the little picture under "Profile" looked like a tiny picture of Integra.

[Azlan]

I am the green ranger, biznach!

[Kenji]

I caught Azlan hyped up on Pixie Stix and blowing into the handle of a kitchen knife.

[superluser]

I have never accepted drugs in exchange for sex in Gabon, even once, since 1977.

[Azlan]

I just stabbed Kenji with a kitchen knife...

[Fuyudenki]

I find women in powered combat suits attractive.

[Kenji]

I'm bleeding profusely.

[TheGreyRonin]

 I once blew up an '82 corvette. A real one.

I occassionally worry that I'm insane, and desperately do my best to hide my insanity.

I've never cross-dressed. Ever. Kilts don't count.

I seriously believe that the only way to solve most of humanity's problems at this point is to wipe 85% of humans off the Earth at once.

I have licked a cat.

I have only one mirror in my house, because I'm so twitchy that I forget they're there and punch them.

Only one of these statements is a lie.