Your puppies are no longer safe!

[Mustachio]

For I am here!... That's pretty much it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Do something about that sig, or I will.


Oh, and welcome.

[techmaster-glitch]

Yeah, your sig lags up the page.

[TheGreyRonin]

 That's a sig? I thought I'd clicked back to YouTube.

...Then I realized, YouTube loads faster.

[bill]

[RJ]

You need a muffin.

*tosses*

*runs*

[bill]

*Price Is Right Loser Music*

[Roureem Egas]

So what did he lose out on?

[Zedd]

Oh frig...*bolts for it*

[bill]

he lost life

[superluser]

Aww.  I missed it!

(I think the Whammy sound would be better, anyways.)

[xHaZxMaTx]

What was wrong with his sig?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

About three times as tall as yours, two large animated images in it, and no actual intelligent thought in the construction thereof.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Sounds like a lot of the sigs on another forum I go to.  Makes me sad, all the pages are about 4 time longer than they need to be.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If it was that bad, I'd have turned on the "don't show me anyone's sigs or avatars" option.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hey, that's a good idea!

[Aridas]

*Price Is Right Loser Music*

I think they used that tune in Card Sharks too. Or one of those shows.

In any case... WHAT'D I MISS. What was wrong with his now nonexistent sig

[bill]

It was about 4 megs. Srsly. And they did use that theme in Card Sharks.

[Aridas]

But an 873.6KB avatar is perfectly fine?

[techmaster-glitch]

His avatar alone isn't causing the whole page to lag up. His double siggy was doing that. As TheGreyRoanin masterfully pointed out,

That's a sig? I thought I'd clicked back to YouTube.

...Then I realized, YouTube loads faster.

Does that answer you question?

[Aridas]

No, it doesn't, because it doesn't explain the existence of 3/5 of a MB in one space on a forum in a tiny avatar.

[bill]

I wouldn't have known the avatar was that big until you pointed it out. As it is, It's not really lagging up the page.


Besides, he hasn't posted anywhere else yet.

[Aridas]

what if a dialup user arrives?

[bill]

And finds this particular thread?


Besides, I think we've passed the point where the internet cares about dialup users a year ago.

[Turnsky]

And finds this particular thread?


Besides, I think we've passed the point where the internet cares about dialup users a year ago.

do we even care about ISDN users?

[King Of Hearts]

Sir, my puppies are a team of highly trained Green Berets that have served in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and a Christmas Sale at Tiffany's, nothing short of a Tzar 34 would rattle them.

[Zedd]

Who ate all the corn?

[DarkAudit]

Who ate all the corn?

There was corn?

[bill]

When in fuck is this guy going to reply

[xHaZxMaTx]

Good question.  If he doesn't come back soon, I may just have to steal his avatar.