Power paper

[Brunhidden]

recently at work i was reading the newspaper that my coworkers were delivering, and one of the headlines buried deep within it stated that a group had just finished development on a automatic toilet paper dispenser.

first of all, this strikes me as kind of pitiful. secondly, it took them a YEAR of research and development... couldn't they have come out with it back when they made the automatic flushing toilets and motion sensing sinks? or maybe the level of technology to handle toilet paper wasn't around yet... their only excuse is if they spent 10 months of that year conducting surveys in bathroom as to how many TP squares a person uses. Thirdly, this was important enough to make it into a newspaper?

like the motion sensing toilets, paper towel dispensers, and sinks you wave your hand and it spits out the intended product. how much? five sheets, this year long R&D endeavor revealed that the average person would be satisfied with 5 sheets even if they would normally have grabbed a much bigger wad by hand.

seems a bit too much effort to save on TP. you save, what, a dollar a year? Unless your some kind of international house of bean chili, then you NEED one of these.

Ernest Hemingway -
- But did thee feel the earth move?

[Aridas]

I've already seen an automatic paper grabber in action.

[rabid_fox]

What was the wonderful film with Stallone in it where toilet paper is dispensed really stingily, but if you swear, you get a ticket issued instantly from a machine in the wall. All I remember is that Stallone swears a blue streak, grabs the tickets and goes to the toilet. Brilliant.

[Tapewolf]

What was the wonderful film with Stallone in it where toilet paper is dispensed really stingily, but if you swear, you get a ticket issued instantly from a machine in the wall. All I remember is that Stallone swears a blue streak, grabs the tickets and goes to the toilet. Brilliant.

Demolition Man.  They don't have toilet paper at all... instead they use three seashells in some mysterious manner.

[R.A.M.]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/default.php

[lucas marcone]

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[Zedd]

NOT THE SEASHELLS!!