6-18-2007 #797 Spite

[Manawolf]

*snippet* Despite me being on the forum so long, I never figured out the concept about PMing Amber when she makes typos...but rather make a post about it which becomes null after the typo is fixed...therefore making Amber have to post about it.  *end snippet*

[King Of Hearts]

So that means Mab STILL cant get into the FAe Kingdom because of the law in effect... and most of the cast... I think.

[Fex]

is that it .... I thought she insulted the king or did hug someone who was the king >.>

[Manawolf]

This is going to mean a lot more exiles if the monarchy is given over to a rat.

[techmaster-glitch]

Seriously? That's it?!?
So NOW we finally now why Mab was booted!

...And to think, Dan knew about this the whole time!!!

[Brunhidden]

And Jyjy will probably suggest making nutmegs tail fluffyer, to the point that Mab would be permitted. A shockingly blunt and simple solution which will most likely require a mad scientists lab or a good excuse why it should not be done.

Circles on the surface
Speak of the ancient who fell from grace
Through their use of magic
They became a legend of old days.

Waters of the Dream world
Show pictures from the Land of Before
A continent of dream
That you could watch on a foreign shore.

[King Of Hearts]

FLUFFZILLA!

y'know... like Earzilla... only with fluff...

okay I'll go now.

[techmaster-glitch]

And Jyjy will probably suggest making nutmegs tail fluffyer, to the point that Mab would be permitted. A shockingly blunt and simple solution which will most likely require a mad scientists lab or a good excuse why it should not be done.

But that defeats the whole point of Mab having the fluffier tail!

JYRRAS: Well, I think I might be able to make Nutmeg's tail fluffier, so Mab can go back-
NUTMEG: Ooo! Nutmeg thinks that's a GREAT idea!
MAB: Wha-No! That's-that's just evil!! I've always had a fluffier tail than everyone else!
NUTMEG: Buh- the law says you can't!
MAB: Which is why I left, so I don't have to follow it! My tail is the softest, cuddliest, and fluffiest tail in the entire cosmos, and it will STAY that way!

[Zedd]

I smell the power of equal powers of sugarfluffyness

[James StarRunner]

Wow... I wouldn't be allowed in the fae kingdom...

[Tapewolf]

Wow... I wouldn't be allowed in the fae kingdom...

You aren't a Fae, though 

[James StarRunner]

*wears a purple fae suit like Tezkat*

I am fae. What are ya talking about? XD
Well, Jyrras and Lorenda were invited (though kinda jokingly and not sure if they were totally serious about leading them in)

[kaskar]

 
    So this was the simple fae tale ( tail ) , that had to be told ?  Tortured by the scriptwriter, eh ?

                      Will Jyrras and Lorenda go into the fae world ? What will they do ?

                      What will they see ?     (  Sounds like a windup for the next story ... ) 

[Prof B Hunnydew]

Fluffy tail  Fluffier Tail....That is it.

I wonder If the fae could ever have a ruler who make a law like this

"The King or Queen can make or abolish one stupid law per thousand years without resetting the universe."

There, now that would be a check or balance of power.  It still doesn't stop the Nutmegs of the Fae from making stupid laws, but it will allow someone to erase one law at a time without hurting anybody.

Or maybe "The king or queen can only erase their own laws, but not the laws of a past king or queen," would be better?   But that would make too much sense..  So forget it.


PBH

[Swift-Skink]

Fae like they're laws simple, and colorful... And apparently fluffy...

[Whitemagebishieboy]

And this kids, is what happens when your life has no inherent purpose.

[kaskar]

             Who really needs a purpose in life, really ?

[Aurawyn]

Thats it?

Brilliant! 

[Aridas]

             Who really needs a purpose in life, really ?

You have no idea what you just set yourself up for... But I won't act on it

[Caswin]

See, this is the part where I'd sing *Inhales*

...ANTIIII-CLIMAAAAX!

(Yeah, I really do that in real life.  Although I'm betting this fae dealie isn't done just yet... oh, not by a long shot...)

[Alondro]

             Who really needs a purpose in life, really ?

Yep, ya'll jes need some beer, sex, an' NASCAR.

*Charline spites Bill from another post!*  And VORE!!!    Lots and lots of vore!  

[Naldru]

While reading of Mab's problem, I am tempted to think of several light operas by Gilbert and Sullivan such as Iolanthe, Ruddigore, and The Mikado.  (You can find plot summaries on Wikipedia.)  I wonder if the reolution might be achieved in a similar fashion.  If a fine legal mind is required to consider possible loopholes, I assume that Jyrras's mother would be available for consultation.  If a mad scientist with accompanying laboratory is required, you have Jyrras himself.  If it is necessary to find somebody capable of twisted plans involving tortured thinking, Biggs comes to mind.  If you want an assortment of mixed nuts, you have a veritable cornucopia available for consideration.

[Regal]

             Who really needs a purpose in life, really ?

Having a fluffy tail is a very important purpose!

[AndersW]

So it was Mab that made the law about having gems on their forehead.  She has good fashion sense.

[Kenji]

*Bender voice* Stupid anti-fluffing laws...




I'm gonna miss that Piff...  

[Tapewolf]

Having a fluffy tail is a very important purpose!

"I fluff therefore I am"?

I'm gonna miss that Piff...  

Puff, but yeah, that's a shame.

[GabrielsThoughts]

yes but isn't the monarchy like the presidency...once a president always a president?

[bill]

             Who really needs a purpose in life, really ?

Yep, ya'll jes need some beer, sex, an' NASCAR.

*Charline spites Bill from another post!*  And VORE!!!    Lots and lots of vore!   

You already... spote(?) me with the NASCAR bit. 

[Kenji]

I'm gonna miss that Piff...  

Puff, but yeah, that's a shame.

Well she always said it as Piff around me. Sides, Piff is funner to say. May his marrowless bones rest in budgie peace.

[Tapewolf]

Well she always said it as Piff around me. Sides, Piff is funner to say. May his marrowless bones rest in budgie peace.

Weren't there two of them?