Saying hello

[keithinmn]

Just poking my head in and saying hello. 

... and really don't have much else to say at the moment. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

eeek! It's a newbie!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!




.. Nah. Just kidding. :-] Actually, welcome, have a nice day, etc etc, watch out for the dangerous things, but don't run away from the innocent things, and generally have fun.

All the usual disclaimers apply.

[bill]

die

[Jim Halisstrad]

Don't listen to them!  They're just Mods!
Quick, come with me if you want to live!

I have a van down by the river, it's safe there.  It has candy.

[Gabi]

This introduction topic has become rather interesting. Will it end up morphing into something else?

Welcome, by the way.

[superluser]

Quick, come with me if you want to live!

I have a van down by the river, it's safe there.  It has candy.

I used to be a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.  I couldn't be reasoned with, I couldn't be bargained with...I didn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and I absolutely did not stop.  Ever.  Until I started living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

P.S. Hello and welcome, keithinmn.  What's it like in Minnesota?

[bill]

did you know that minnesota gets cold in december?

[Netrogo]

did you know that minnesota gets cold in december?

Shock! Horror! Mild nausea...


Oh and welcome to teh awesome forums oh new one.

[Faerie Alex]

... and really don't have much else to say at the moment.

That's okay. The trick is to say a lot without saying anything at all. And to not annoy the mods.

And now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.

[Josh Massa]

now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.

ZOMG! You forgot to tell him to watch out for llearch. o_O Beware of teh llearch.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Yes, definitely beware of llearch. All else is elaboration.

Welcome aboard. Please be sure to leave your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage facility provided, and be sure to keep your claim ticket.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm innocent!

[Josh Massa]

Lies! All slanderous lies I tell you! 

[bill]

You all suck.

Just wanted to make that clear.

[Kryptic]

Hah! None of us are innocent.

General Forum Guidelines:

- Avoid Muffins that have -any- unusual quality about them.
- Be wary of the box. It's not that bad - but better safe than sorry. ^^
- Be careful around people who use Baseball Avatars...
- Always use a mind shield. 
- Watch out for the occasional rabbit.
- Always clarify; otherwise your post will be morphed into something.. different.
- Sanity: LOTR applies. Keep it secret, Keep it safe.
- Don't feed the Mows.
- Do Feed the Kryptic. She prefers brownies and fudge, preferably both in ice cream.   

- Don't worry about what's going to happen. They always do this to the new guys. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

- Always clarify; otherwise your post will be morphed into something.. different.

- Always clarify. Your post will be morphed into something different anyway, but at least you'll feel better about it.

[Kryptic]

LOL. >,<

Exactly.

[Aridas]

now for warnings: watch out for boxes, talking boxes, squirrels, muffins (especially those that register on a Geiger counter), 'cubi, mows, random huggles, and peeps telling you to watch out for stuff.

ZOMG! You forgot to tell him to watch out for llearch. o_O Beware of teh llearch.

Stop not being cool.

[Zedd]

Well least theres not alot to worry about now..But glad to see a new face...(Even though wish newbs here would stop popping up out the strangest places) So enjoy your place here and have alots of fun and dont forget the rules or you will be visited by fiv-three ghosts that come to your room by eatch hour at midnight

[Josh Massa]

Stop not being cool.

Stop being jealous because you are are not* cool.

[xHaZxMaTx]

 

How many times has this been used in the history of this forum?

[Netrogo]

You all suck.

Just wanted to make that clear.

Yeah, we love you too bil

[keithinmn]

Wow.  Thank you all for the welcomes...and warnings...and other cool stuff.  I usually don't have much to say, so I'll be lurking around....somewhere...in the shadows...

[Josh Massa]

Hey! Lurking is llearch's job....thus his name and giant cardboard box to hide in.

[superluser]

Stop not being cool.

I'm through being cool

[Netrogo]

Stop not being cool.

Stop being jealous because you are are not* cool.

That post made Kaskar look like the Winston Churchill of forum posting.

[bill]

that post made starving children in africa cry

[Netrogo]

that post made starving children in africa cry

Then my mission was a success.

[Cemalidor]

that post made starving children in africa cry

Really? Thought it was your gasmask.... Well, kthx for the clarification 

And for the OT... Welcome to the Madhouse Inc. ^^