Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Can you buy anything and everything from ebay?

[Roureem Egas]

*looks-looks back*

Why does Kenji have to confuse me into thinking he's a fox until I actually start using my noggin' and remember?

Kenji doesn't have to. It just happens.

Kenji's not a fox?

Nah. Unless I had a blind moment sometime ago...

Who just got killed?

Little blue suspicious men. I see them scratching at times for no apparent reason.

Anyone for sushi?

...No. Fish is evil. Especially if it's still moving.

Can I really sell this on eBay?

I've heard of people selling air guitars and inclusions to family social events, so whatever.

Can you buy anything and everything from ebay?

Sure. Caveat emptor is the phrase, I believe.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Dear All-Pimpin' Foxes, (and others)

Why hasn't my non-existant boyfriend called yet?

[Kenji]

Dear All-Pimpin' Foxes, (and others)

Why hasn't my non-existant boyfriend called yet?

You haven't given him your non-existant phone number yet.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Oh... I was worried about that.

Will you be my non-existant boyfriend?

[Kenji]

Oh... I was worried about that.

Will you be my non-existant boyfriend?

But I like existing.

[Fuyudenki]

Oh... I was worried about that.

Will you be my non-existant boyfriend?

But I like existing.

Would you like me to stand in, since I already don't exist?

[Kenji]

Oh... I was worried about that.

Will you be my non-existant boyfriend?

But I like existing.

Would you like me to stand in, since I already don't exist?

I dunno. Can you fake it?

[Fuyudenki]

Can you guess where my question went?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Can you dig it?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

I'm sorry but it's just not working out non-existing boyfriend, whoever you might have been.

Would you also like some good old fashioned Grum Pie?

[Zedd]

Whats grum pie?

[Azlan]

Can you guess where my question went?

In the volcano... you best catch it. *tosses Raist into an active volcano*

Can you dig it?

Yes, but I prefer to hack it.

I'm sorry but it's just not working out non-existing boyfriend, whoever you might have been.

Would you also like some good old fashioned Grum Pie?

Sure, I'll eat it off the Irri Table.

Whats grum pie?

*stabs Zedd*

Not enough random violence.  Carry on.

[Fuyudenki]

Why am I suddenly falling into this volcano after a question I didn't particularly want?

[Zedd]

Why does it hurt in my sholder?

And where did I get this nice new knife sticking out of my sholder?

[xHaZxMaTx]

*stabs Zedd*

Need any help with that?

[KarlOmega1]

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What the heck dose the "F" buttons do? They're always up there, like F2, F7, F12, ect.

[Azlan]

Why am I suddenly falling into this volcano after a question I didn't particularly want?

Irony

Why does it hurt in my sholder?

And where did I get this nice new knife sticking out of my sholder?

Knife.

What?  It wasn't always there?  Let's do that again *stabs Zedd again*

*stabs Zedd*

Need any help with that?

Stabbing is always better with another!  Have at him!

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

Itachi

What the heck dose the "F" buttons do? They're always up there, like F2, F7, F12, ect.

f's you based on the number...

[xHaZxMaTx]

*stabs Zedd*

Need any help with that?

Stabbing is always better with another!  Have at him!

Do I have to use a knife, or can I use something bigger?

[Roureem Egas]

*stabs Zedd*

Need any help with that?

Stabbing is always better with another!  Have at him!

Do I have to use a knife, or can I use something bigger?

Whatever. I'll just hold you responsible for any mess.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

Kakashi obviously, on account of the fact that Guy doesn't actually exist. In a contest between Kakashi and Gai however... I honestly couldn't tell you.

On that note,
Azlan watches/(reads) Naruto?

Also,
Will xHaZxMaTx need a mop?

[KarlOmega1]

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

Kakashi obviously, on account of the fact that Guy doesn't actually exist. In a contest between Kakashi and Gai however... I honestly couldn't tell you.

(I always seem to get Gai's name wrong...)

Which is the better tasting chocolate... Dark or Mint?


Edit:
Fixed your endquote for you. Hope you don't mind. -- llearch
PS: Why am I still here?

[ShadesFox]

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

Kakashi obviously, on account of the fact that Guy doesn't actually exist. In a contest between Kakashi and Gai however... I honestly couldn't tell you.

On that note,
Azlan watches/(reads) Naruto?

Also,
Will xHaZxMaTx need a mop?

Eww... they are talking about Naruto in my thread!  Get the shot gun!
*receives his shot gun and proceeds to just chew on the stock.  May get around to shooting folk later.*

Amongst other things.

who's better...Kakashi or Guy?

Kakashi obviously, on account of the fact that Guy doesn't actually exist. In a contest between Kakashi and Gai however... I honestly couldn't tell you.

(I always seem to get Gai's name wrong...)

Which is the better tasting chocolate... Dark or Mint?


Edit:
Fixed your endquote for you. Hope you don't mind. -- llearch
PS: Why am I still here?

Drk definately.
I have no idea.  Why are you still here?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Who invented chain mail? I'd like to throw some kunai at em'.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I have no idea.  Why are you still here?

Masochism, probably.

Why is the fish used in the scout sketch, by Monty Python, so damn funny?

[Zedd]

Do the reindeer get stoned before flight on Christmas?

[Azlan]

Who invented chain mail? I'd like to throw some kunai at em'.

Mail armour has been around since about 1,000 B.C. or so.  The term chainmail has only been in use since the 1700s or so I believe.  The Celts, Gauls and many others were known to utilize it.  Who invented it exactly has been lost to history. 

As for throwing the kunai, low-impact kinetic weapons of the piercing variety would be largely ineffective against properly made mail armour.

I have no idea.  Why are you still here?

Masochism, probably.

Why is the fish used in the scout sketch, by Monty Python, so damn funny?

Monty Python is always funny.  I'm not familiar with this particular sketch though.

Do the reindeer get stoned before flight on Christmas?

Why are you still here?  I stabbed you a few times with a nasty dagger, shouldn't you be off bleeding somewheres?

   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why is the fish used in the scout sketch, by Monty Python, so damn funny?

Monty Python is always funny.  I'm not familiar with this particular sketch though.

It's the one with two scouts standing on a pier. One does a little dance, up to the other, pulls out a ~4 inch long fish, and slaps the other in the face with it, then dances back to his original position. The second dances in the same manner up to the first, then pulls out a ~4 foot long fish, and slaps the other one off the pier with it.

It's one of those quick cut scenes that MP was so fond of, in between the usual madness.

I could ask why people are so stupid, but that's a rhetorical question.


How about this: How would you go about persuading people to part with their money for you?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Why/How is Azlan so clever? (And will that only increase his, or has it pretty much reached the peak? Although... can we perhaps inflate his ego to the point of popping, twindling it down to nothing?)