Oh, heavens. I'm all new and stuff.

[rabid_fox]

Completely lost me there. Unless it's a jibe at me being incredibly obviously new to the forum.

[bill]

Wow, you got a whole page in a day! You must be popular.

I wish I was popular.

This thread makes me sad. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Good.

[Roureem Egas]

Wow, you got a whole page in a day! You must be popular.

I wish I was popular.

This thread makes me sad. 

I'd say infamy is a kind of popularity.

[bill]

That's probably my only hope at this point.

[Zedd]

Welcome to the humble home of loney monkeys,pie throwing elephants and most of all..Flesh eating zebras and the common land walking shark

[Jim Halisstrad]

What's the difference between a three legged duck?

....

AND WHAT?!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT?

[RJ]

Hellloooooo  I see you are here to join our ranks of evil minions. I am RJ, Mistress of Muffins and Your Impeccable Doom (c).

Please accept this basket of muffins I baked for you. Oh, please ignore the ominous glowing. It's just fairy dust... sparkly, harmless fairy dust...

*scampers for the hills*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What's the difference between a three legged duck?

....

AND WHAT?!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT?

Silly Jim. The answer is, "One of it's legs are both the same."

Obvious, really.

[TheGreyRonin]

 When did the lead singer from Tears For Fears turn Irish?

Anyways, welcome to the forum, Rabid, and enjoy your stay.

[rabid_fox]

Tears for Fears? ...my mom says I'm cool 

[Illusionist]

Greetings, fo' shizzle.

My nizzle be Illusionizzle.

[bill]

PEACE!

[rabid_fox]

When I was a child, I struggled with English. I seriously confused the concepts behind the words peace and piece and would often wonder why people were complaining about how much delicious cake they were getting in the Gulf War.

Good times!

[Illusionist]

Cakes of mass distraction?

[rabid_fox]

Weapons of maths construction

[Zedd]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MATH!!!!

[rabid_fox]

I like maths. It's elegant. Though I hate the Peno space. I don't understand that shizzle at all.

[Illusionist]

The only parts of maths I enjoy involve drawing pretty graphs and shapes.

[rabid_fox]

What, not even the joy of trig?

[Illusionist]

Does it involve shapes?

[rabid_fox]

Shapes, and lots of 'em.

[Illusionist]

Then I love the joy of trig.

[Miaka]

Man, I really need to post more often.
And greet newbies.

Heya, I'm Miaka, I hope you';ll stick around! Though by the looks of it, you'll be getting along well enough here.
Hope to see you around!

*offers an acorn in welcome*

[Eibborn]

I APPROVE OF YOUR PRATTLE


Carry on.

[rabid_fox]

Where does prattle become banter and banter become prattle? Oh, these grey areas of semantics.

*sprawls*

I be in the capables of home-making anywhere.