Ello all

[Dezdemona Thanatos]

Ello all I just wanted to say hi. I look forward on talking to you all.

[superluser]

Just stay away from Othello.  (Notes `Thanatos') Er, perhaps you already know?

[Cogidubnus]

Have you said your prayers, sir?

[TheGreyRonin]

O Lady of the Dark Ice, enter and may our humble chatter amuse thee. Shed upon us your frozen blessings of the nether realms, that we may be chilled and lukewarm-y.

[Zedd]

Hello and welcome to the forum

[Suwako]

Welcome, Enjoy yourself here 

We have awesome people....

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ello, Gov'nah!

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity (if you have any) in the secure storage provided, and be sure to hold on to your claim ticket.

Watch out for talking boxes, mows, squirrel-borne baked goods, and any who would try to tell you to watch out for those of us who tell you what to watch out for.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hiya, and watch out for...

Oh.

LionHeart already did that.

Never mind, I'm sure someone else will come out of the woodwork and provide mass amusement. :-]

[Tiny crested flint]

Welcome and enjoy your stay.  As always, just ignore me.

[bill]

'jour, and be sure to mock the cardboard box.

[superluser]

'jour, and be sure to mock the cardboard box.

And, of course, be sure to modify Bill's sig.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

And, of course, be sure to modify Bill's sig.

But of course! :-]

[Stygian]

You do know that it's impossible, no? Otherwise it would be 9001.

Anywho, welcome to assholery, insanity, spam and lurk. Hope you've brought a helmet...

[Dezdemona Thanatos]

Thanks for the warm welcome all. =^.^= I appreciate the warnings and advice. I'm now about to go and jump into one of the other topics.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*trips Dezdemona on her way out*

[Stygian]

 ...

[grabs Llearch and puts the box over Demona's head]

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... That's just going to make it worse.

[Stygian]

You should know by now that I'm all about worse.

[Dezdemona Thanatos]

*takes box off her head* Muwhahahaha! I can see again! =^.^=

[ITOS]

Gasp! Llearch made Dezdemona see again!
He must be the messiah.

Greetings. I am Itos. No need to remember it though, it stands next to all of my posts.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Actually, the absence of llearch is what allowed her to see.

[ITOS]

Actually, the absence of llearch is what allowed her to see.

...

None believer!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It's ok, my absence is designed to make the heart go wander.

I mean, uh....

[Stygian]

And mine to fill it with doubt, fear, enticement, despair, disbelief, pleasure, pain, confusion and so many other things that are part of reality.

Life and experience; Why the clever always seem the Devil.

...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

And mine to fill it with doubt, fear, enticement, despair, disbelief, pleasure, pain, confusion and so many other things that are part of reality.

My life doesn't have any of that stuff. When is your next delivery? :-]

[Stygian]

My life doesn't have any of that stuff. When is your next delivery? :-]

Just sign this note and hand over either your soul, the left eye of a best friend, the Ring, either of your kidneys, yo momma, or a deposit of 5000 dollars. We'll need your thumbprint in your blood as well. Oh, and we take Mastercard too.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... You'd be my best friend. Can I borrow an eye? :-]

(leastways, you will be if you lend me your eye, anyway :-] )

[Dezdemona Thanatos]

Hm...I like the way you think Stygian. When my quest for world domination is complete I'll make you a general.

[Icewolf]

Since she wanted me to sign up for the forums here, I'll just add to her thread,

Hello everybody!