Hello hello

[Tiny crested flint]

Hi there mr. R.A.M.  

pay no attention to them, I am currently filling the position of noob cause I just don't get it.  

[Yugo]

Hello thar, Random Access Memory Man. Welcome! =D

[R.A.M.]

well i read the rules and everything looks fair enough
all in all the only real problem i have is one word post syndrome
like this website shows http://www.flamewarriors.com/warriorshtm/grunter.htm
(I.E.) im not morbid looking like the bloke on the pic

[R.A.M.]

figure out my name and you may get......something

[xHaZxMaTx]

Oh noez, teh dubbel-poststs!

[R.A.M.]

is it me or does your avatar keep changing

[xHaZxMaTx]

Aye, you can thank Xze, Gareeku, and TekTek.org's random sig generator for that.

[R.A.M.]

indeed i will friend, i appreciate it

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage provided, and remember to hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware the mows, the squirrel-borne muffins, and those who try to tell you to watch out for those of us who would tell you what to watch out for.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay here, where the insanity party never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*makes a note to fix the New Classic and SMF Default templates*

[Damaris]

Don't worry about it, there's also a link in the rules thread.

If they're smart enough to figure out how to change the skin without looking it up, they're smart enough to figure out how to find the rules, and know that it's a good idea to read them.

[ShiningShadow]

*Throws Flashbang grenades* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE *Leans on corner*  .