From Lurker to Forumite

[Yugo]

Hey guys. Read the comic a lot and now I'm actually you know, going to post on the forum. M-azing. EVERYBODY DANCE! 

[Amber Williams]

*points* SUCKER!

Er...I mean...welcome.

[Aisha deCabre]

*Drops in*  Whoa, another victim...er, I mean, newbie.  Where ARE they coming from?

*Bows*  Greetings and welcome.  I'm sure there will be people here to give you the customary warnings shortly.  Please enjoy yourself, watch for mows, and happy posting.   

[xHaZxMaTx]

EVERYBODY DANCE!

Life is good! 

[Stygian]

You bastard! You got greeted by Am personally and first! Feel honored!  *looks veeeeery threatening*

[bill]

Get out while you can. I mean it. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hiya, welcome, don't hold on to your sanity, it's a lost cause.

Oh, and watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for anything, they're not to be trusted. Especially those that tell you to watch out for boxes. I'd watch those ones specially carefully, were I you.

[Jim Halisstrad]

 


look at it



LOOK AT IT

[bill]

D:
Oh lord, it's too late! Another day, another victim. 

[Xuzaf D]

look at it



LOOK AT IT

That's my line jackass...

So... "Action Jesus," huh? Does that mean your some kind of Mexican superhero? Or are you here to fight the war against abortions and sodomy?

[Zedd]

Welcome to the home of psycos,bozos and rebels...And scum you havent quite dreamed to imagine about

[Yugo]

Nah. I'm just here to join in the insanity and loving that is Amber's webcomic
Psychos, rebels, and bozos huh? Sounds just like the DT Forums. What fun we shall have!

I was greeted by Amber! Yay! -dances- 

[bill]

You were greeted by me too. You should be honored. 

[Jim Halisstrad]

Bah, You were greeted by ME.
You should feel dishonored.  And a little dirty.


Also, DT as in Dragon Tails forums?

[Yugo]

Drowtales actually. I'm dirtyyyyy!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Should I be thankful I have no idea what you're talking about?

[Yugo]

-points to Jimbo's post- He said I should feel a little dirty.

[Boog]

Get out while you can. I mean it. 

Don't lissstennn to themmmmm.... Sssstay with usssss...

With obligatory newb spooking out of the way, welcome and all that jazz *Makes with the dancing*

[Stygian]

*Shake, shake! Now everybody move, move...!*

And Drowtales, huh? That's...

[Yugo]

That's what? 

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the secure storage facility near the door, and make sure to hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware the squirrel-borne muffins, the mows, and avoid talking to strange boxes - they are not to be trusted. Also watch out for those who would tell you to watch out for those of us who tell you what to watch out for.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy this forum, where the insanity party never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Tiny crested flint]

                                

(again and again, and again)

May our time together be entertaining and enlightening. May there also be duct tape.

SHUT UP AND DANCE!!! 


And most important, IGNORE ME‼

[Suwako]

Uh, Hi..

......!  .. ..... ..?  .....tacos~! 
This reply was brought to you by Aiyno norg "We take what the mouse left behind."

[ITOS]

Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio, monitor of Installation 00.

The emergency exit is located in the upper right corner and is marked with an x. Soul and sanity are to be kept at a safe location during the visit, the Clockwork Mansion can not be held responsible if you loose any of them.

[Stygian]

That's what? 

That's for others to find out on their own. I will not promote any sort of mental health, certainly not by robbing people of disturbing experiences. Not to say that drowtales would be immediately disturbing, but...

Shit! Look! A distraction!

*Shifts and slithers back into the shadows where he's comfortable*

[TheGreyRonin]

Heya, Action Jesus! Do you have a Kung-Fu Grip? And if so, please don't demonstrate it...

Pull up a chair, have a drink, and relax into the warm feeling of insanity we cultivate!

[Amber Williams]

I like Drowtales.  I keep meaning to enter the comic competitions or do a fanart...but I am the fail.

[Zedd]

Makes me wonder how long its been

[RJ]

Ooh, it's an Action Jesus Does he come with Karate Chop Action (tm)?

I'd give you a basket of muffins, but I don't want to get on your bad side