*Waves* I'm new

[Tiny crested flint]

starting with RJ
yes

no

no

what's airplane?

[bill]

You talkin' to me, Bill?   Or are you quoting Airplane?

Do you like gyms?

[RJ]

starting with RJ
yes

Lovely! Here, take a basket while I run for my life

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings! Welcome to this place of strangeness.

Leave your sanity in the secure storage facility provided, and be sure to hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware the squirrel-borne muffins, the talking boxes, and those who try to tell you not to listen to warnings.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the rampant insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Alan Garou]

Just run. For the love of all that is good and obscure, run. And, before anyone says anything, I had no idea that those waffles would attain sentience.

[Tiny crested flint]

Just run. For the love of all that is good and obscure, run.

I plan to be obscure....... so thank you for running for the love for obscure things like me.

(I know, I can't understand me either) it takes so much less effort to ignore than to understand

[Netami]

You either have the most unimaginative parents ever or you spelled your name twice.

EDIT: Hey WAIT A MINUTE!