I am new.

[Aridas]

Who said I was freaking out? o.O

[Lilacs]

I did.

[Xuzaf D]

Welcome to the forum. Put the paper apron on so we can get started.

::snaps on rubber gloves::

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*snippity*

No need to thank me. :-)

[Suwako]

Hi-yo 

*speechless because of the conversation(s) in this thread.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this refuge of strangeness.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back.

Beware of the squirrel-borne muffins, disregard any advice from the talking boxes, avoid the mows, and you should be fine.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*