Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but the battery's depleted, and the UNSC hasn't figured out how to recharge them.

I wish I had something to do.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now must push a boulder up a hill for all of eternity.

I wish I had an indestructible Wii.

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but due to it's Über indestructable-ness, you throw by accident and it's indestucttible-ness breaks your TV.


I wish for tacos.

[KarlOmega1]

granted, but now you catch a case of E-coli (yes I've seen the news about Taco Bell)...

I wish I had the power of the heavens...

[Valynth]

granted, unfortunately the combining of the infinite numbers of heavens with their infinite powers causes all the dimensions including infinity to collapse.

I wish there were more types of meat-eating palnts.

[Zedd]

Granted, Only the downside it grows so huge and now wants to eat you and screams every FEED ME Seymour!

I wish for a blue left-handed Rickenbacker bass guitar model 4001!

[vulpesweasel]

Granted, but since no one knows what that is, you live a lonely life by yourself with your guitar. And a bunch of cats.

I Wish I was God of Thunder

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have to count all the stones on all the beaches in Wales. And you've been glued to the floor.


I wish I wasn't quite so disillusioned about work.

[Valynth]

Granted you will now go about your crappy job without realising that there are better opprotunities.

I wish I had Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[Tapewolf]

Granted you will now go about your crappy job without realising that there are better opprotunities.

I wish I had Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

You do, but it won't run on your system.

I wish Windows CE didn't _______ suck.


**EDIT**
to ensure PG compilance.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Unfortunately, a patch comes out and it sucks again.

I wish I had the power to make people calm at command.

[Joat]

Granted. You have the power to transfer others’ hyperness to yourself. After a few times of doing that, you are never calm again. To keep up with your hyperactivity, you must eat a tremendous amount of food; about 5,000 calories per day. Can you say “wallet drain”?

I wish those who visited my site would give me more feedback on it. That place is quiet… too quiet.

[Valynth]

granted, unfortunately you get so much of a response that it takes the entire server down.
And 90% of it is negative

I wish I had known that my college had their registration for winter in November.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. But you promptly forgot it until it was too late.

I wish for DanxMatilda fanart.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's unprintable. Mostly because the artist wasn't capable of drawing anything worth printing...


I wish I could go to bed at a reasonable hour sometimes.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you now live in las vegas where reasonable hours for sleep are somwhere between  11pm and 4:30am. get to bed early or you'll be useless without that 45 minutes of peaceful sleep your neighbors so kindly provide you with when they get home from their casino shift at 1 o' clock in the morning.


I wish I could have free internet

[Valynth]

Granted, but watching snails race would be several times faster and it takes up the phone line.

I wish I could draw well.

[Snuggles]

Granted, but one likes what you draw well.

I wish that i could have a pet Panther cub that wouldn't attack me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It attacks everyone else instead, eats your cat, humps your dog, anoints your furniture, etc etc.

Oh, and you can't get rid of it, either.


I wish I was on holiday already.

[Zedd]

Granted, You are now a turkey thats baking in my oven over 450 degrees! Arent you happy being part of a hoilday!

I wish I got laid...And maybe having kids at a same time...Without dying

[GabrielsThoughts]

ok, you are now both male and female, which means you are capible of giving birth while impregnating your next conquest... enjoy your new life of sefvitude in the underworld with the dolphins.


I wish santa was real.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately he's an evil robot who declares everyone to be naughty and worthy of a smiting.

I wish women liked guys who respect them.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Mwahahahahahaha!

The only problem with that is you're looking in all the wrong bars. Try avoiding the Blue Oyster, and picking one that isn't a gay bar.



I wish I had great, all-encompassing power.

[Snuggles]

Granted, but now you at 10 inches tall.

I wish that i had Jedi powers.

[Valynth]

granted, unfortunately the jedi's castrate you to prevent any sequels.

I wish I had an Armslave with a lambda driver that I could pilot.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. However, any attempts of you being a pilot of end miserably. You're clumsy, a terrible shot, and the Lambda Driver tends to put you "out there." But you get to be a medical experiment, so that's a plus.

I wish I had all the soundtracks for the .hack//GU games.

[Snuggles]

Granted. However that is all you have now.

I wish i could make thing come to life... like stuff animals... that i could always control.

[Zedd]

Granted, How evers this doesnt stop them killing your mother and father with a lawn chair and a couple skipping stones...And later on you become like this evil plushie dictator almost bad as Hittler and later on shot in the head...By your will alone

I wish able change my gender and body at will..But not being up as a fish type of any kind

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. William is less than impressed.

Neither are his bodyguards, who instantly arrest you for treason, since, once you changed shape, your trousers fell down.


I wish it was a either a bit colder and wetter, so we had snow, or warmer, so we weren't freezing.

[Snuggles]

Granted, It was so cold and so wet  that you had a bizzard that you can't do anything in for 3 days.

I wish that that this came true.

Granted, How evers this doesnt stop them killing your mother and father with a lawn chair and a couple skipping stones...And later on you become like this evil plushie dictator almost bad as Hittler and later on shot in the head...By your will alone