Newbee!!!

[Nikki]

*delivers first smite*

Welcome...

[bill]

Well, at least you didn't bite the newbie this time.

[Snuggles]

Yea!!! smi... wait a minute that is a bad thing...
...
Oh well hug for you

*Hug*

[Boog]

Hey newbie. Gah, another cute thing. We really need more of those >.> Well, there goes the neighborhood. That much more of it anywho.
Welcome to the forum, play nice, all that jazz, have a complementary bag of pretzels and it's polite to steep into the paths of bad things heading toward the local creep. Remember these things and we'll get along like a house on fire.

[DigitalMan]

Welcome aboard! I'm terrified already.

[Snuggles]

Why are you terrified already i cute and cuddly what is so bad about that?

[roninfoxtail]

Hello, welcome to the forums and all that.

Here's a pointy stick *hands one over* Not that they have any use unless you get attacked by something but oh well.
Wait, wasn't someone else supposed to give this kind of thing out?

Back to lurking.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Every time a new person shows up, I pee myself a little.

[Snuggles]

And why do you do that?!?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Bladder control issues, I would assume.

Xze, why must you be so cruel?

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Another new person? Where are they all coming from?

*ahem* Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang onto your claim ticket, in case you ever want it back.

I think you've been warned about all the important stuff - the muffins, mows, talking boxes etc., so...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and fades out, leaving a grin that stays for a moment, then also fades out slowly*

[King Of Hearts]

*dangles snuggles by the nape and tickles his chin*

Who'se a good kitty? yesh you are~ yesh you are~

[Snuggles]

Purrrr..... Purrrrr

*start to strench out for more*

yes yes i am

[God-Beast]

all this is starting to scare me...

[Dakata]

all this is starting to scare me...

That's just 'cuz you're not a furry.

Welcome, Newbie-cat. Belly rub for you.

*Rubs Snuggles' belly* ...Now rub mine!

[bill]

all this is starting to scare me...

It's okay, GB, I'm scared too.

[xHaZxMaTx]

That's 'cuz you're not a furry, either.

[Suwako]

It's a matter of opinion.   

bomb da thread?

[God-Beast]

bomb da thread!

[Suwako]

bomb da thread!

bomb da thread

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Bombs da thread.*

[Stygian]

*Stygian explodes*

BLAM!

*He then reforms out of the ashes and shadows left in the wake of the explosion*

Stygian: Damnit! Warn me before you do stuff like that! Don't you know that I am the Bomb?![/i]

[xHaZxMaTx]

Nope, how about you warn me next time?

[Stygian]

Humour really is lost on some people. AYINO! Where art thou, brother?!

[Suwako]

I promote Stygian to 'bomb da thread' bomb and Haz×mat to trigger man. You need each other.to 'bomb da thread' and may only do so once every introduction thread and only in the end  However these are guidelines not rulles 

[Stygian]

I promote Stygian to 'bomb da thread' bomb and Haz×mat to trigger man. You need each other.to 'bomb da thread' and may only do so once every introduction thread and only in the end  However these are guidelines not rulles 

Yeow! That's...

Well, HaZ. What do you say we abuse this right?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Sounds good to me!  *Bombs da thread again.*

[Stygian]

BLAM!

*Sssshllsss...*

Stygian: Bloody hell! Can't you use semtex or something instead of me?!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Don't look at me, Aiyno's the one who made you the bomb.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]