Funny Pictures thread

[superluser]

William Comyns Beaumont took the idea of patriotic pride to new heights by writing a series of books in which he set out to prove that Jesus was born in Glastonbury and that all the events in the Bible took place within the UK.

And did those teeth, in Ancient times...

Also, the map is awesome for other reasons.  Are there any other maps with metaphorical renamings?

[Zedd]

I used to own one those books

[superluser]

for comparison

[xHaZxMaTx]

[TwilightElf]

Lol...

Kitten: RAWWWWR!

[xHaZxMaTx]

[Zedd]

Isnt that the orange you forgot to eat last week or the prequal of the emo orange?

[GabrielsThoughts]

    *  Directed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.
    * Senator John McCain as Detective John McClain
    * Smokey The Dolphin as Porpy (his trusty sidekick)
    * Ching Chong Ding Dong as Wing Wang
    * Soledad O'Brien as Charlene
    * Drowney The Bear as the Pizzly
    * The Village People as the Gay Bears
    * PK Winsome as the token black guy who gets killed in the first 15 minutes of the film.
    * Samuel L. Jackson as Corpse #1
    * Caesar Honeybee as Sailor in the top bunk
    * Tyrone Hunnibi as Sailor in the bottom bunk

A mild-mannered oil executive (played by John McCain, reprising his famous character from the Die Hard series) is the special guest of the United States Navy for the launch of the newest nuculer submarine (the USS Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.) in America's dominance of the sea. Unbeknownst to the entire crew of 125 young, robust sailors, the nefarious Japanese henchman, Wing Wang (played by Ching Chong Ding Dong), traps the submarine underneath the normal-temperatured and unpolluted ocean.In the film, Stephen Colbert must fight two types of bears, the Godless Killing Machines and Wing Wang's nefarious henchmen, the Gay Bears, an example of which is pictured here.
As the crew races to the edges of the earth, Wing Wang pilots his ship straight into the hapless sub as it tries to surface, causing a great oil slick in the once pristine ocean. As the ever-environmentally conscious crew and their special guest work feverishly to clean the mess and save the waterfowl, Wing Wang sneaks a Pizzly on board the sub.

Before everything can be cleaned up, Wing Wang releases a herd of fire-proof crocodiles, forcing the sub to submerge with their deadly cargo aboard!

Will John McClain be able to kill the pizzly, help Ensign Charlene (played by the beautiful and multi-ethnic Soledad O'Brien) give birth, prevent an outbreak of cannibalism and homosexuality, all before their air runs out?!

all the useless information I didn't need to know

[Nikki]

dunno if this has been posted here yet...

[Aridas]

dunno if THIS has been posted yet... but the guy sure knows what the people want.

[xHaZxMaTx]

[Ryudo Lee]

My roommate came up with this one.

[Zedd]

Mamma Miya!! Someones parents loves their kid and games!

[roninfoxtail]

Interesting what glue bottles say nowdays.

[superluser]

I so wanted to post this in the other thread, but the whole thing about threatening to murder people (I didn't make the thing, just corrected the spelling) probably wouldn't go over well.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yeah. Besides, double-posting is fine, in moderation, when needed. Just posting again because you had something else to say that wasn't involved in the first post, and it's just random chatter... that's stretching things a touch.

[King Of Hearts]

http://kent446.exblog.jp/4244402

As much as I like anime... I wouldnt be caught dead riding in one of those things.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Rice much?

[Supercheese]

http://kent446.exblog.jp/4244402

As much as I like anime... I wouldnt be caught dead riding in one of those things.

And why not? I'm partial to that Haruhimobile myself...

[King Of Hearts]

Its rather... cheesy.

Admittedly though, the Code Geass one is rather stylish.

[bill]

I would love to tip that car.

[King Of Hearts]

Not so much funny as is amusing.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Mom! Look what I found! Can I take him home?"

[GabrielsThoughts]

I wonder if someone has a rice rocket with a furry theme to it, just for kicks... and not including the one from "Dumb and Dumber"

[Gabi]

[Zedd]

I knew Kenji would squeeled to the other felines

[Ryudo Lee]

[Supercheese]

[King Of Hearts]

http://pics.livejournal.com/buttler/pic/0008gy7w
http://pics.livejournal.com/buttler/pic/0008he4q

In honor of Spider-Man 3.

[rabid_fox]

These are real beers






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