New person get!

[Jim Halisstrad]

Heyo, The names Jim.  I think I posted... like once over at the old forms before I lost internets.  But anyway... I'm here for the candy... or like... stuff I dunno.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Well, the forum seems unusually inactive tonight.  I get to greet two newcomers!

So you're coming from the old forums?  Did you lurk before you registered or what?  As for the candy and what not, you're sure to get plenty of that once all the other forumites come in and greet you.

Enjoy your stay!

[Anara]

Hallloooooo!!!
We can be newbies together!

Do I get candy too?

[RJ]

Newbies don't get candy! They get a muffin basket from yours truly!!

*Mwahahaha*

[xHaZxMaTx]

Bahcrap!  I knew I forgot to do something!

Don't eat the muffins!   Don't ask me why, I havn't a clue, but apparently bad things happen when you do eat them.

[King Of Hearts]

You will be assimilated into the colective, resistance is futile...

There shall be no candy... only muffins... BORG MUFFINS!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Well, at least that's better than the usual muffins. There's a chance of redemption from the Borg.

:-)

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello! Welcome to this dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your sanity (if any) at the door, and do hang on to your claim ticket.

Beware of ferrets, mows, and squirrels bearing baked goods, or this sort of thing could happen to you.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy.

*waves, and fades away, leaving a grin that slowly fades out too...*

[Jim Halisstrad]

Mmmmmm.... explosive Borg muffins. 

Do they change flavor if you find them tasty?
Do they release a barrage of wire and circuitry into your mouth, starting the long and painful process of assimilation?
Do they have an overstuffed center of jelly?

These things I must know!

[Suwako]

Welcome, enjoy your stay don't make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?

[Jim Halisstrad]

I'll try to not make the bad people scare me away.   But I'm not internet savvy enough to incur a whole lot of wrath anyway.  *dances*

As far as being ok... yes, yes I am.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yes, I'm fine. Thanks for asking, though. :-)

[mini-lion]

welcome please enjoy your stay, please keep your hands a safe distance away from other members some do bite

[komissarmakarov]

A-ha, more new person! I give many Socialist Smooches!

[Jim Halisstrad]

I am suddenly reminded of the Peoples Mario flash on newgrounds....

WARNING LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  CONTAINS NEWGROUNDS AND VIOLENCE
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402

[xHaZxMaTx]

Welcome, enjoy your stay don't make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?

I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay.  What d'you say?  I just may!

[Suwako]

Welcome, enjoy your stay don\'t make the bad people scare you away.

By the way, are you okay?

I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay.  What\'d you say?  I just may!

I didn't say, I wanted the write that way.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Beware the Fae! The Ides of May! And items made, au fait, and other things, today!

[Gareeku]

Hey there, welcome to the forums!

[bill]

Oh noes, I forgot this one! Uh, I really have nothing to say. Hello.

[Leafar]

did i say welcome to him?
nope? mmmmmm.....
HA lionheart is so good at this! :p
*is poked* oh, yeah, welcome!

[Mew Mew Renee]

You are not new anymore.

[Aridas]

Was that really necessary? the last post in the thread was about 12 days ago...

[Mew Mew Renee]

Wha?

[Darkmoon]

Mew Mew, I know we discussed this before. If you're going to revive a topic that's over two weeks old, do it in such a way that isn't spamming. Posting a single word and an emoticon is not a post. It's spam.

Don't do it again.

[Jim Halisstrad]

You damn crazy kids!  Get off of my introduction topic!  *Shakes fist*

[TheGreyRonin]

Welcome, O Him Who Is Jim! Nice to meet you! Come on in, grab a chair, relax...