Greetings!

[Draksaith]

Hi all!  With DMFA being my new favorite webcomic, I thought I'd join in the fun.

After reading all of DMFA in 7 straight hours, I just hope I have enough insanity to compete. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You're borderline.

We'll make you welcome anyway, ok? I'm sure you'll catch up soon. :-)

[Roureem Egas]

Heya and welcome. Have a bookmark from a haunted book.

[Zedd]

Hello there

[xHaZxMaTx]

WTF?!  Why is everyone always insane!

Oh, and hello!   I like your sig/avvie setup.

[Stygian]

Don't take the bookmark! I ended up looking for my hand for an hour and a half.

[bill]

Friendly as always, as I see. Welcome, and have a few brownie points to start off with.

[Roureem Egas]

 

It says clearly on the back that you're not supposed to wrap it around your hand!

[bill]

I would like to state that the actions of other members here are a special case. Normally, we are quite sane, collected, and rational.


Oh, who the hell am I kidding.

[Stygian]

Yeah, in the finest bleedin' print ever! Not to mention I don't see that well in the normal light spectrum. And just look at these ordinations! "Warning: do not under any circumstances expose to alcohol", "Warning: keeping this bookmark free on your bedside table may result in loss of wits", and this; "exposure to several possessed bookmarks at once may cause rectal bleeding and hemmorhaging"! What?!

[Supercheese]

Greetings! Don't I know you from somewhere... 

WTF?!  Why is everyone always insane!

What, you're saying there's other options? 

Oh, and hello!   I like your sig/avvie setup.

That was partially my doing. I believe I found the avatar for him...

[Jim Halisstrad]

I AM COMPLETELY SANE.



Welcome to the boards *twitch*

[Hilary]

Hi there! Welcome to the forums. I won't give you any advice, since by now you've (hopefully) learned not to trust most of us. However:



I believe that this emote conveys all that I have to say about me at this time. If anything changes, I'll let you know.

[Draksaith]

It says clearly on the back that you're not supposed to wrap it around your hand!

So what happens when you wrap it around your head?

Oh shi- *Blacks out*

[xHaZxMaTx]

Well if he lost his hand when he wrapped the book mark around it, I think it's safe to assume that wrapping the bookmark around your head would be a generally bad idea.

[DigitalMan]

Greetings and salutations! It seems the responsibility falls upon me this time, to warn you of the muffins. Just trust me on this one.

*sails off in his pirate ship, "The Completely Terrified and Confused"* Arrgh, we'll be waiting for ye...

[RJ]

Welcome! Have a complimentary muffin basket! 

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Hello!

I have no more of my mascots left, so instead of showing you them, here's a ribbon!

What? Sporks need love too!

[Zedd]

Hello!

I have no more of my mascots left, so instead of showing you them, here's a ribbon!

What? Sporks need love too!

But those b*%ches gotta pay 

[TheGreyRonin]

Howdy, Draksaith! Come on in, relax, have fun...

I can loan you a crowbar for that bookmark if you regain consciousness.

[xHaZxMaTx]

You can take your sporks and shove it.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaining sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and hang on to your claim ticket.

Never believe anyone who claims to be completely sane - we're all insane here, only the degree of it varies. I like to think I'm one of the kind and relatively harmless ones.

Watch out for those muffins - they have a reputation.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Stygian]

Skittering forth on a dozen short, tentacle-like legs or so, Stygian's head swoops by on the floor, a rolled-up bookmark stuffed down and perking up out of his left ear. The head stops at Draksaith's feet and stares up at him with the beady, fluorescent green little pupils of its otherwise black eyes. Then, it makes a start, and exclaims in a high-pitched voice;

"You forgot your hammer!" He makes a pause. "But it's allright... they make them from trees, don't they?"

The head swivels nervously on its "legs", and then speaks again.

"Yes."

Stygian's head swallows audibly, and then speeds out of sight.

(SPOT THE QUOTE!)

[Suwako]

Hi, welcome and enjoy your stay. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

@ Stygian:  That sounds like it's from Super Mario RPG.

[Stygian]

?

I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. Have a hallucinogenic brownie.

[ITOS]

Greetings. I am 8 Itos Atio, Monitor of Installation 00.

Intresting signature you have there, did you make it yourself?

[Draksaith]

Intresting signature you have there, did you make it yourself?

Yes, Wallpaper from Minitokyo.com and edited by MSpaint... Goooo MSpaint!

On Stygian's post, I'd have to say thats probably from Record of lodoss war or some other obscure anime series.

*Edit* Aiyno's avatar is probably the cutest I've ever seen.

[Hilary]

I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. Have a hallucinogenic brownie.

I want one!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Too bad.  But you can have a near 2:1 candy bag ratio.