Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Am I the reason the dark portal opened because of my pie Q?

What is a dark portal?

Did you already know I only use "Q" because I'm too lazy to write out question? Dang, I just did. Am I not as lazy as I think I am?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Is too much fruit juice bad for you?  (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)

[Kenji]

Is too much fruit juice bad for you?  (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)

Yes. But only cause it's not pine-orange-banana.

[ShadesFox]

Hey, Ard didn't pay! Why does he get to go for free? 

Oh, I wouldn't call it free.  Dr. Ink has been known to extract a mean price.

Am I the reason the dark portal opened because of my pie Q?

What is a dark portal?

Did you already know I only use "Q" because I'm too lazy to write out question? Dang, I just did. Am I not as lazy as I think I am?

No.
No.
No.
No.

Is too much fruit juice bad for you?  (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)

I had fruit juice once.  Wasn't so good.

Is too much fruit juice bad for you?  (<3 Pineapple coconut juice.)

Yes. But only cause it's not pine-orange-banana.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Aww, aren't they cute?

[Jim Halisstrad]

I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger.  What do I do?  Plz Hurry. 

[Roureem Egas]

Aww, aren't they cute?

Well yes, they are. Not the cutest though.  

I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger.  What do I do?  Plz Hurry. 

Be sure to drink lots of booze!  

[xHaZxMaTx]

What is the cutest?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I just got throat raped by a FaceHugger.  What do I do?  Plz Hurry. 

Die.

I mean, uh, "die?". No, honest. I wasn't answering questions! I wasn't! I was just passing, and the word just popped out! It wasn't me! I wasn't even here!

I blame Haz! He's been taunting me!


Can I have a little mercy, then?

[bill]

Anyone want an industrial-strength paper shredder for... no reason? 

[Dakata]

Why won't Rou answer my questions?

If he won't answer them, can another APF answer them?

I'm currently arguing with someone who's a year older than me on MySpace, and all she's doing is calling me a dumb*ss and saying I'm a 6th grader. Is she stupid?

What's sadder? Being pwned by a freshman, or being pwned by a 6th grader? Lulz.

I called her a fat rooster-sucking donkey (You know what I mean ;3), and I posted a pic of her (That I drew ) to prove it. If she whines about it, can I use "I did it for the lulz" as an excuse?

If she says that's a stupid excuse, does she fail?

Am I mean?

[xHaZxMaTx]

What's worse, arguing on the internet in general, or arguing on MySpace?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come most of the good things in life are bad for you?

How come there's so many fat people in the US?

What kind of computer do you have?

[Caswin]

If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?

[Gabi]

What's worse, arguing on the internet in general, or arguing on MySpace?

MySpace. The Internet in general is as good/bad a place as any for many kinds of arguments, but MySpace just doesn't strike me as a good place for that.

How come most of the good things in life are bad for you?

How come there's so many fat people in the US?

What kind of computer do you have?

Not really. That's just a pessimistic approach to life. I'm sure there are many good things you haven't even tried.
As far as I have seen, most food in the US is quite unhealthy.
AMD Athlon 2000+ with 1280 MB RAM, 190Gb of secondary memory distributed in 2 hard drives... what other details would you like to know?

If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?

Who says they didn't?

[Caswin]

*Opens mouth*

*Looks at Ink and hesitates*

Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?

[Kenji]

*Opens mouth*

*Looks at Ink and hesitates*

Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?

Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.

[Caswin]

*Opens mouth*

*Looks at Ink and hesitates*

Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?

Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.

*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?

[Kenji]

*Opens mouth*

*Looks at Ink and hesitates*

Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?

Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.

*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?

That's on a need to know basis. And trust me, you don't want to know.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Can you list all of the alternative and medicinal cures for the common cold? Keep in mind this is an open ended question that you can answer with 300 words or less, but you may not want to.

Why is critical thinking nesisary?

[vulpesweasel]

am I special cause i have the 667th post here?

[GabrielsThoughts]

am I special cause i have the 667th post here?

Shhh! you're ruining the joke.

[Caswin]

*Opens mouth*

*Looks at Ink and hesitates*

Am I allowed to answer questions asked by an APF?

Only if you're prepared to face the consequences.

*Looks at rules, finds nothing covering this situation, and breathes deeply* What would the consequences be?

That's on a need to know basis. And trust me, you don't want to know.

Understood.

If shows like G.I. Joe and Transformers - or, heck, to a lesser extent, Gargoyles and maybe Thundercats - were created with the intent of making money off the merchandise, why didn't they release all those big three-to-five-part episodes on VHS?

Who says they didn't?

GI Joe VHS & DVD releases: Had five-parters coming out the wazoo and is likely the poster child for the thirty-minute toy commercial, and yet where's my Pyramid of Darkness?
Thundercats VHS releases: Had, by my estimate, about as many as G.I. Joe, and they did indeed release "Thundercats - Ho!", but that's it.  Lion-O's Anointment would've made a sweet movie.
Transformers... well, okay, got me there, it turns out.
Gargoyles: Opening five-parter (cut by twenty minutes or so)?  Check.  Rest of the first season?  Check.  Any other coherent multi-part stories?  ...not so much.

The weirdest part is when they release so many standalone episodes one or two at a time, yet seem so hesitant to actually release something resembling a movie.  Hence the question.

[Roureem Egas]

You all burn horribly. Other details to be left unexplained.

[Zedd]

Should rewarmed two day old pizza be eaten for breakfast?
Why doesnt the silly rabbit pack heat if he wants Trix so bad?
Are cactui eatable?
Whats the mystery behind mystery meat?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What happens if you're used to/not effected by fire and got it as a punishment?

Can you then touch some one else and then will they become on fire if you're also on fire?

Can you set something on water or earth the same way you can set them on fire?

[Jim Halisstrad]

REESE'S PIECES FOR BREAKFAST?!

[Roureem Egas]

Should rewarmed two day old pizza be eaten for breakfast?
Why doesnt the silly rabbit pack heat if he wants Trix so bad?
Are cactui eatable?
Whats the mystery behind mystery meat?

If it's been reheated twice, I'd get rid of it. But since I've only had the failure that is Pizza Hut, I dunno. Make your own call since I don't think twice-reheated anything will taste dood.

It takes the fun out of coming up with silly schemes and costumes to see what people fall for.

I think so. Don't quote me on it though.

It's covered in a mind-control sauce impervious to alumnum hats, which is distributed by the Cafeteria Lady Worker's Union in an effort to stir up a little drama now and then. The meat itself results from budget cuts and salvaging.

What happens if you're used to/not effected by fire and got it as a punishment?

Can you then touch some one else and then will they become on fire if you're also on fire?

Can you set something on water or earth the same way you can set them on fire?

I said you burned. I didn't say it was with fire.  

Hmm...maybe. If FKK would like to elaborate on it, he can do it. He and Shades are the resident experts on all things that involve fire.

Set something on water, it'll float or sink, depending on what it is. Set something on earth, it'll just...lay there.

REESE'S PIECES FOR BREAKFAST?!

I'M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!  

[ShadesFox]

*burns things.  No real reason other then to make room for the new booth.  Has a little donation cup in the middle with a sign that reads "Please help the cookie monster.  He needs his insulin."*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why am I still here? :-]