Lies! And slander!

[meany]

Whelp. I've seen this game in a couple other forums, but not here. Let's see if it'll work, shall we?

Basically, you make up a vicious lie about the person above you.

Note: This game is purely for fun. If ye can't take a joke, don't post here.

[shadowterm]

Meany is actually a cute cuddly teddy bear that's over-compensating for it's cuteness.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

shadowterm is having difficulty figuring out how to play go. If someone would let him have any white pieces, he might make a better go of it.

[Slowtini]

llearch likes listening to the Spice Girls.

[yakanaj]

Slowtini is a Ferbi with a speech impediment.   

[Suwako]

yakanaj has an eating disorder that makes yakanaj eat pies whenever he sees one, if yakanaj cannot have that pie yakanajs fingers will suffer.

[Azlan]

Aiyno is responsible for the existence of MS Vista.

[Ren Gaulen]

Azlan is actually the Squeeky Koala of Doom animated by a spirit from the other realm.

[Slowtini]

Ren's Sword really isn't that impressive.

[meany]

Slowtini was spawned naturally.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is a Lawful/Good paladin who likes to pretend that he is the Evil when he is not busy smiting it (and when other bother paladins aren't around, of course).

(Actually I am not sure if it is a lie.. )

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is actually Xenu in disguise.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo smiles more than his avatar does.

And helps little old ladies across the road.

[meany]

llearch is the anti-lurker.

[Suwako]

Meany is batman from another demension.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Aiyno does have a nose. Try and find it!

[Raffe]

Danny's real name is Mordecai.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

llearch is the anti-lurker.

I thought this was supposed to be lies?

Deebs picks his nose when he thinks nobody is looking.

[Raffe]

llearch is actually a monkey, he just thinks the box is talking

[shadowterm]

Deebs picks his nose and eats it too.

[Slowtini]

Shadowterm is afraid of the dark.

[meany]

Slowtini is indeed a crook.

[Slowtini]

Meany is indeed nice.

[Ryudo Lee]

Slowtini was being honest with that last post.

[Slowtini]

Ryudo is secretly a necromancer.

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini hasn't even commited slander in this thread once.

In print it's libel.

*is burned at the stake* 

[Slowtini]

Cogidubnus hasn't slandered me yet either, Go ahead, do your worst, nothing can faze me, NOTHING! -shakes fist-

By the way, Your wife sends her regards.

[Suwako]

Slowtini has been abducted by aliens thrice, they asked him directions.

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno is afraid of fire. Very, very afraid of fire.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren has been disavowed by his empress for insubordination.