Lies! And slander!

[meany]

Ryudo Lee is really Chip Skylark!

[yakanaj]

Meany has a secret harem in his closet that he keeps for special occasions.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

So does yakanaJ, only hers isn't quite so secret.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch has a secret hobby: he is a Gundam cosplayer (the guy in the picture is his assistant).

[shadowterm]

Ren is the guy in the picture.

[Ryudo Lee]

shadowterm took the picture.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo posted the picture in the Internet.

[Angel]

Ren Gaulen posted pictures of his head superimposed on Matthew McConaughey's body in the Internet.

[shadowterm]

Black_angel downloaded them.

[Slowtini]

shadowterm fapped to them. (Did I go too far with that one? Let me know, I'll edit it)

[meany]

[[There is no such thing as too far in this thread! ]]

Slowtini uses his tail for perverse purposes.

[Suwako]

Meany has fake teeth, he was so cheap to buy pink teeth and paint them yellow, he visits the hospital every week and now knows not to use toxic water based paint.

[shadowterm]

Aiyno then went on to nominate Meany for a Darwin award for said action.

[Azlan]

shadowterm bronzed David Hasselhoff's chest hairs.

[Slowtini]

Azlan hides children in wardrobes.

[meany]

Slowtini knows from experience.

[Cogidubnus]

Meany isn't really all that mean.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is secretly a much more colorful person.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo loves the Weighted Companion Cube... too much.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is the feather of a black crow, envoy of darkness.

[Ryudo Lee]

Aiyno... IS A WITCH!

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is a familiar of the witch.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren doesn't actually cleave anything.  He just kinda hacks away at it... often fruitlessly.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo Lee's eyes aren't yellow from awesome. It's actually a nutritional problem, from eating only ale and tavern pies.

[Slowtini]

Same deal with YOUR eyes, Cog.

[Ryudo Lee]

Slowtini actually looks like his avatar in real life, and is a poster child for why people on the internet should never be allowed near radioactive materials.

[Suwako]

Ryudo Lee house was confiscated for evidence, they only discovered him to be in it after 2 days.

[meany]

Aiyno embaraces change in everyform.

[Angel]

Meany embraces children in every form.

[shadowterm]

Black_angel gets pleasure from mentally picturing that.