02/17/08 [Abel 2 #7] - Trouble

[Ren Gaulen]

*Charline knows what will happen next!*  It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex! 

*Charles and Alondro*   D:

OH GODS NO!!! You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!!

[Kuari]

*Charline knows what will happen next!*  It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex! 

*Charles and Alondro*   D:

OH GODS NO!!! You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:

Don't worry, I'll take care of this...

*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*

[Aleolus]

...I may get beaten for this, but why is the mental image of Aniz and Fa'Lina doing the horizontal mambo so disturbing?  Sure, it's not what I would call a turn-on, but hardly enough to make eyes bleed.

[Ren Gaulen]

*Charline knows what will happen next!*  It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex! 

*Charles and Alondro*   D:

OH GODS NO!!! You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:

Don't worry, I'll take care of this...

*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*

Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...

[e_voyager]

i keep deleting the image but it won't stay gone. why wont the image die? i'd rather see... well better not say other wise fan fiction will pop up.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Rule 37, Spanky.  It's too late already.

[Alondro]

OH GODS NO!!! You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:

Don't worry, I'll take care of this...

*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*

Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...

Here's some Bleach  for your eyes!

No need to thank me!   

[Ren Gaulen]

Don't worry, I'll take care of this...

*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*

Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...

Here's some Bleach  for your eyes!

No need to thank me!   

Thank you very much, good sir!
...
Oh god! OH GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! It's killing me with a giant kitchen knife!!!

[Sunblink]

That was easily the most satisfying scene in Abel's Story.

Fa'Lina deserves so much love for that.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[Ren Gaulen]

To tell the truth, I feel sorry for Aniz. In fact I feel so sorry for him that I am willing to put him out of his misery. *loads the revolver with enchanted bullets*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ladies and Gentlemen.

THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS WITHOUT TRIMMING THE QUOTES WILL HAVE THEIR POST TRIMMED FOR THEM.

This is your not-so-subtle warning. After that I start just deleting posts.

I have posted this before. Nobody paid attention. I don't give a damn if you paid attention or not, I -will- follow up by making things easier for myself, and stop stripping out all bar the last three quotes out of ziggurats.


Just try me.

[Eowyn]

*wears a shirt with Fa'lina on it, and a giant foam finger*


yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Pagan]

Charline: That was evil what you just did there.

And now I add evil to it: why wait for the make-up?
Nothing beats angry sex.

[e_voyager]

Charline: That was evil what you just did there.

And now I add evil to it: why wait for the make-up?
Nothing beats angry sex.

you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal

[Ren Gaulen]

you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal

What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).

[Dr Neo Lao]

He he - didn't even notice Fo hiding until I read it here in the forum - looks so cute when scared...

[Kayriel]

you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal

What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).

Dragons are known throughout mythology for their massive fangs, enormous physical strength, incredible longevity, and incalculable magical power. They're also vain, arrogant, and nearly omniscient creatures prone to rare fits of rage resulting in insurmountable damage and bloodshed.

... I confused myself, I'm not sure if I'm talking about dragons or Fa'Lina. D=

[Ren Gaulen]

What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).

Dragons are known throughout mythology for their massive fangs, enormous physical strength, incredible longevity, and incalculable magical power. They're also vain, arrogant, and nearly omniscient creatures prone to rare fits of rage resulting in insurmountable damage and bloodshed.

... I confused myself, I'm not sure if I'm talking about dragons or Fa'Lina. D=

Well played, Kayriel. Well played.

[Hellcat]

Oh come on,  what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?

It's kind of unnerving that I'm not sure whether or not you're serious.

Oh I'm serious, I actually like Aniz...

[Kayriel]

Oh come on,  what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?

It's kind of unnerving that I'm not sure whether or not you're serious.

Oh I'm serious, I actually like Aniz...

Then you deserve a Fa'Lina Punch, also. =D -hands her a ticket- Fa'Lina is dealing with Aniz at the moment, please have a seat in the lobby and wait until the sounds of breaking bones stop to enter.

[Sunblink]

Then you deserve a Fa'Lina Punch, also. =D -hands her a ticket- Fa'Lina is dealing with Aniz at the moment, please have a seat in the lobby and wait until the sounds of breaking bones stop to enter.

I have to agree with Kayriel here. I mean, I like Aniz, but in a "wow, this guy's a douchebag but that makes him an excellent villain" sort of way. Kind of like Scar from the Lion King. Even though I like Aniz in that writing-admiration manner, I can admit that he deserved getting his jaw reduced to bone-splinters. I even encourage it. Few things are more frustrating than a villain who doesn't get his or her just desserts.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[Aleolus]

Still no one has explained what is so disturbing about the mental image of Fa'Lina and Aniz having sex.    ?

[Pagan]

Neither do I really. But aparantly it's like the sun from two meters to Ren's eyes.

And yeah, I agree with Keaton. I like villians. Especailly when they're really horrible people, that makes the all the more evil. But Aniz deserved that punch (probable beating) from Fa'Lina.

Not to mention, I'd use any reason to get to see Fa'Lina angry like that. She's pure awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

While I agree that Aniz makes a "good" bad guy, I don't think he is truly Evil. All the acts of villainy he committed happened because he tried to show off and messed up horribly (and now he is getting a well deserved therapeutic beating for it ). After all, he could have done everything without hurting and killing anyone. Aniz is quasi-evil, Evil Lite, if I may say so.

As for my cranial eyes, they were hurt not by the image as it is, but by the sheer randomness of it. It was like wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and getting a flashbang explode into your face.

[Brunhidden]

While I agree that Aniz makes a "good" bad guy, I don't think he is truly Evil.

his alignment is chaotic/asshole

[Pagan]

"Asshole" is an alignment?

Great, now I know where I stand.

[Ren Gaulen]

his alignment is chaotic/asshole

Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...

[WhiteFox]

his alignment is chaotic/asshole

Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...

Sounds like Abel. Get a little father son ac...

*Thunderbolt'd*

THAT deserved being shot.

[Cemalidor]

Hm, looks like the famous last words:

Ouch! That hurt's.

or

I'd seen that coming..... 

[Ren Gaulen]

Sounds like Abel. Get a little father son ac...

*Thunderbolt'd*

THAT deserved being shot.

You have given me such horrible mental imagery that my cranial eyes just went blind.

Only I don't think Abel is all that Lawful himself. And he is more of an asshole himself. Like father, like son, they say...

...

I need to go get an appointment with Fa'Lina for some therapeutic beating myself, I think...