Aniz is in for it now. Glad to see he finally got what he deserved.
Ah well..Looks like someones swallowing teeth and blood
Oh come on, what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?
Semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic powers: 5000 years
The ability to kill somebody by just thinking about it: 7000 years.
The satisfaction of feeling their bones being crushed underneath your fists: Priceless.
:popcorn
Quote from: Zedd on February 17, 2008, 01:10:24 AM
Ah well..Looks like someones swallowing teeth and blood
That was a crunch,bit more then blood and teeth i would say,on another note that is THE angriest i have ever seen Fa'lina.
EDIT:Just noticed that fo is hiding in terror behind a mirror there.
Again, Fa'Lina is hot when she's angry.
At someone other than me. God, if she was angry at me, I'd get outta that realm of reality.
And that third panel is a nice bit of focus play, nice one Amber.
I just noticed that in the third panel, Fo is hiding in fear next to the mirror.
Oh my. See, not giving any puppet show, dance number or even a warning that your bones and/or internals are about to be re-ordered is a sign of one po'd poodle.
:dface
Wow. Fa'Lina is pissed.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 17, 2008, 02:07:23 AM
:dface
Wow. Fa'Lina is pissed.
8) Seems that Fa'lina was then capable of those famous punches out of nowhere, as she is now ...
Here was my initial response.
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4296/oojh2.jpg)
Fa'Lina is scary when angry!!!
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 17, 2008, 02:07:23 AM
:dface
Wow. Fa'Lina is pissed.
yes yes she was but then something tells me that she's wanted children for a while and see a child especially one coming into her care that had been traumatized like that in sure a short span but such a calls manner. well it's push any mother or want to be mothers buttons. even Destaina's i would wager after she got Aelxi and Dan.
Quote from: Schizo on February 17, 2008, 01:47:01 AM
Quote from: Zedd on February 17, 2008, 01:10:24 AM
Ah well..Looks like someones swallowing teeth and blood
That was a crunch,bit more then blood and teeth i would say,on another note that is THE angriest i have ever seen Fa'lina.
EDIT:Just noticed that fo is hiding in terror behind a mirror there.
If, in the next comic she holds up Aniz's skull she just pulled out of his head and quotes Shakespear, it would be awesome. Not that I hate Aniz or anything. Shakespear and violence is an awesome combination.
now, hopefully, HOPEFULLY....she will finish the %(^)(&*)&^$%$#$ off. Instead of just "crunching" what turns out to be a random object near him and he winds up getting away from this alive. Not that my opinion matters, but it's about the only thing at this point that could cause me to think twice about my "Genocide for all Cubi being the LESSER of two evils" Stance.
and yes, until at least we recieve verification as to what emotion Abel feeds off of, he's on the list too. it might not be coincidence that Jyrass'sl angst skyrocketed about the time he showed up.
Fa'lina's awesomeness rating just skyrocketed. Go Go Cubi Poodle go!
hmm did Aniz neglect that Fa'lina would easily find out how such a jerk he is by a quick mind-reading on Abel?
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE PINK POOPLE IS GONNA KILL YOU ....
okay for some reason this sounds not so scary but looking at Fa'lina it is very much
Quote from: Fex on February 17, 2008, 04:14:37 AM
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE PINK POOPLE IS GONNA KILL YOU ....
okay for some reason this sounds not so scary but looking at Fa'lina it is very much
*giggle giggle*
But corrected for proper spelling, that would make an awesome T-shirt.
Just thinking aloud, here. The speed at which Aniz got cut off makes me think... you know, she has this nasty habit of teleporting.
Mewtwo with a Falcon Punch?
... Can we get someone to shop in Falcon Punch? XD
Also: HELL YEAH! You just got knocked the fuck out!
Fa'Lina is now my second favorite character. "Before you die, you see the Poodle."
i wonder if she can give a soul to the soulless as well as suck the soul out of the living. either way her awesomeness is top notch and remember she's at the top of the food chain in SAIA.
Well, I stand corrected. But still, I believe that people have been unjust to Aniz, because his motives are still uncovered.
"Ah...heh...heh...uh."
Seems Aniz knew what was coming...
I get the feeling his beating will be far more severe then the one Aary gave Abel a while back...
Dr Ink: Hey, Aniz... I found where Fa'Lina hid three of your wings, but I think she ate your other with a nice red wine sauce.
Falcon punch nothing this is a:
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h213/nny80/fp-1.png)
I regret nothing.
Thats gotta Hurt!!
I think I like Fa'lina Alot more Now! :mowmeep
Edit: Isn't this Page #8?
Quote from: Aurawyn on February 17, 2008, 06:18:02 AM
Thats gotta Hurt!!
I think I like Fa'lina Alot more Now! :mowmeep
Edit: Isn't this Page #8?
It's #7,there was the cover page,which took the #1 spot.
Quote from: Kuari on February 17, 2008, 05:34:07 AM
"Ah...heh...heh...uh."
Seems Aniz knew what was coming...
Oh yes, I'm sure he knew the moment he had a look at Fa'Lina when she entered the room.
So did Fo. I wondered where he was. Behind the mirror. Heh!
Wow, she's pretty mad. I think it's more a matter of teaching him a lesson than ending his life. I'd expect a bit more magic if she wanted him dead. Eyes rolling up and falling to the floor, that sort of thing.
In any case, as useless a dad as Aniz has been, killing him would be a very bad idea as it would likely send Abel entirely catatonic.
Personally I think Aniz is either alive in the current timeline, or else slain by Ti'Fiona a few decades ago.
Quote from: chaotik on February 17, 2008, 03:29:48 AM
It might not be coincidence that Jyrass'sl angst skyrocketed about the time [Abel] showed up.
You might want to reread those strips - Abel is unwittingly caught in the middle. Every time Jyrras starts to get angsty Abel reacts negatively to the situation, e.g. "Stupid, stupid Abel!", the time he got so bored with Jy's prattle that he changed his outfit, and the time he practically threw him out (when Jy's crush on him starts to show).
He's certainly not behaving the way I'd expect for someone trying to manipulate Jyrras, in fact the one time he tried to do so it backfired (
Jyrras is a Being! You can't emotion-jam Beings...)
In fact, I'd almost say that Abel finds Jyrras' emotions to be an unpleasant food.
Quote from: Kasarn on February 17, 2008, 01:34:49 AM
Semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic powers: 5000 years
The ability to kill somebody by just thinking about it: 7000 years.
The satisfaction of feeling their bones being crushed underneath your fists: Priceless.
Win.
And it's good to see Fa'Lina laying the smack down on Aniz. He's been asking for it.
Wow... Fa'Lina is sure angry. Aniz won't be able to talk normally for a while. I guess she'll give him a lecture on bringing up children next, adding lots of mental pain to physical.
Fa'Lina looks really scary when she is angry. Not the scariest thing that I saw, but certainly among the scarier ones. I would think twice before getting on her bad side.
And I just couldn't resist making this little thing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Grounded.png). >:3
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Grounded.png)
Have a lot of therapeutic pain, Aniz! :P
I wonder if she snap Aniz neck and kill him >:3
Quote from: computer nerd on February 17, 2008, 07:39:04 AM
I wonder if she snap Aniz neck and kill him >:3
He wouldn't learn his lesson, then.
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 17, 2008, 07:46:02 AM
Quote from: computer nerd on February 17, 2008, 07:39:04 AM
I wonder if she snap Aniz neck and kill him >:3
He wouldn't learn his lesson, then.
Yes, and when she is through with him, he will wish she just snapped his neck. >:3
Oh god, that last panel is the most satisfying thing ive seen in the comic for years. It wont remove the scars from the "sliced hyena" panel, but its definitly a good therapy. Ill stare at it for some more now...
Fa'lina wins everything that could ever be won through out history, because that was freaking awesome.
I've wanted that exact panel to happen since finding out Aniz is a douchebag. I kept worrying that he wouldn't get in trouble or worse get good grades for his 'project' or some other 'yay Aniz' thing would happen. Thank god he got his comupance (Dunno how to spell that) in the form of being hit by a bus :)
Cubi can enter dreams. Aniz is now in dreamland. I wonder if Fa'Lina is now going to enter Aniz's dreams to see his side of the story, thus displaying it to the readers. Also note that the position of Fa'Lina's arm indicates that there is likely to be a second punch. I wonder if the cubi medical plan includes dental.
Quote from: Kuari on February 17, 2008, 05:34:07 AM
"Ah...heh...heh...uh."
Seems Aniz knew what was coming...
Mmmn... I think it's more he knew he was in deep trouble, but tried to change the subject with the next panel. That is where he got cut off.
Quote from: Naldru on February 17, 2008, 08:24:15 AM
Cubi can enter dreams. Aniz is now in dreamland. I wonder if Fa'Lina is now going to enter Aniz's dreams to see his side of the story, thus displaying it to the readers. Also note that the position of Fa'Lina's arm indicates that there is likely to be a second punch. I wonder if the cubi medical plan includes dental.
I bet cubi can regenerate better than mere Beings. Also, magic works miracles. As for the dreams, I don't think that Fa'Lina has knocked Aniz out - she is preparing to punch him again, therefore, he is still conscious. After all, there is no fun to beat something that is not screaming! >:3 (I am a horrible person.)
New Pain!
Quote from: Shadowcatcher on February 17, 2008, 08:35:53 AM
New Pain!
Not very new. But sure painful! >:D
Also: "When a man strays from the right path, a kind man needs the courage to raise his fist and correct him." Don't remember where it came from, but it fits (if you replace "kind man" with "kind woman")!
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 08:32:28 AM
I bet cubi can regenerate better than mere Beings. Also, magic works miracles. As for the dreams, I don't think that Fa'Lina has knocked Aniz out - she is preparing to punch him again, therefore, he is still conscious. After all, there is no fun to beat something that is not screaming! >:3 (I am a horrible person.)
Cubi
can regenerate quite well, to the point of being able to regrow missing limbs. As an added bonus, a good beating here means a trip to see
Dr. Ink. >:]
With respect to the dream theory, it's likely that Aniz is already old enough to have lost the ability to dream. We're not quite sure at what age that normally happens to Cubi (or even how old Aniz is, for that matter), but sleep and dreams are among the first biological functions to go. At any rate, people tend not to dream when knocked unconscious like that. :animesweat
What I'm waiting for now is when Fa'Lina's has finished and left and Aniz is left as a barely breathing heap of blood and bone splinters on the floor, Fo is doing some nastiness to add insult to injury! >:3
It's not that Aniz could selectively ignore him anymore! :)
PS: This one feels so good! And not only because what happened to Aniz but because I predicted this from back when (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Ab_004.php) Fa'Lina saw broken Abel.
Quote from: Tezkat on February 17, 2008, 09:39:34 AM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 08:32:28 AM
I bet cubi can regenerate better than mere Beings. Also, magic works miracles. As for the dreams, I don't think that Fa'Lina has knocked Aniz out - she is preparing to punch him again, therefore, he is still conscious. After all, there is no fun to beat something that is not screaming! >:3 (I am a horrible person.)
Cubi can regenerate quite well, to the point of being able to regrow missing limbs. As an added bonus, a good beating here means a trip to see Dr. Ink. >:]
Nah, I think Aniz would rather crawl under some rock to heal there. He would not want to get even more therapy...
...
*starts to sing*
That boy needs therapy! Psychosomatic.
That boy needs therapy! Purely psychosomatic.
That boy needs therapy!
Lie down on a couch.
What does that mean?You're a
nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does it mean?That boy needs therapy!
I'm gonna kill you!*gets hit with a frying pan*
Quote from: Azraelle on February 17, 2008, 04:20:20 AM
Quote from: Fex on February 17, 2008, 04:14:37 AM
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE PINK POODLE IS GONNA KILL YOU ....
okay for some reason this sounds not so scary but looking at Fa'lina it is very much
*giggle giggle*
But corrected for proper spelling, that would make an awesome T-shirt.
oops ^^ I typed to fast again ^^'''''''
Is it wrong that I was suddenly reminded of Miss Piggy from the Muppets?
Only if you get turned on by the thought of Miss Piggy dominating you.
This second half is appropriately named Break. :mwaha
I am worried though that it will have been some object on the table, like the ink vile, that is first to be destroyed and not Aniz's jawline.
-
I am now picturing Miss Piggy enjoying muffins in a corner. :3
Yay! Fa'Lina was totally awesome before, but this is the chocolate icing on the cake. :3
Yeah, "poor" Aniz... After Fa'Lina gives him all the appropriate "psychosomatic therapy", he will need even more therapy to get over it... From now on I proclaim Fa'Lina's punch in the last panel a "Correcting Punch"!
Three things.
One: Fa'Lina is eight kinds of scary when she's pissed.
Two: Regardless of whether or not Aniz deserved that; I laugh at his suffering. :mwaha
Three: Is it just me or are Fa'Lina's teeth longer and pointier than usual?
Quote from: Gamma on February 17, 2008, 10:33:44 AM
I am worried though that it will have been some object on the table, like the ink vile, that is first to be destroyed and not Aniz's jawline.
I wouldn't think so, not unless it's red ink. Take a look near the bottem of the Crnch sound effect. Looks like blood to me.
Now, mind you, I personally think that the worst thing Fa'lina could do to him is mess up the paperwork and leave him to complete it ALL over again. But that's just because I'm a Gaming Guardian at heart. (Fear the Philor...)
In any case, it's nice to see Fa'lina showing off her protective side here. Personally, I think she could, from the persective of the cubi race, be seen as a very good person. Mind you, she's extremely evil by being standards, but still...
So, who wants to take bets on her being anticlimatic at some point and whipping out muffins mid beating?
If Fa'Lina starts eating muffins, it will be while lecturing Aniz who will be a twisted bloody mess on the floor. Perhaps while dipping one of the muffins in Aniz's blood and saying "See, here's another use for blood. It goes good on muffins."
Destania may have been the professor for pain and torture, but I wonder who taught her?
Quote from: meany on February 17, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
Three things.
One: Fa'Lina is eight kinds of scary when she's pissed.
Two: Regardless of whether or not Aniz deserved that; I laugh at his suffering. :mwaha
Three: Is it just me or are Fa'Lina's teeth longer and pointier than usual?
Well, I still say that I've seen scarier things. Fa'Lina's image isn't likely to haunt my dreams. If she decides to hurt you, she does it "right here and right now".
Aniz's pain and misery is indeed funny.
As for the teeth, look at this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_534.php) and this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_730.php) strips. Her teeth are always like that, I guess...
Quote from: Naldru on February 17, 2008, 11:11:55 AM
If Fa'Lina starts eating muffins, it will be while lecturing Aniz who will be a twisted bloody mess on the floor. Perhaps while dipping one of the muffins in Aniz's blood and saying "See, here's another use for blood. It goes good on muffins."
Destania may have been the professor for pain and torture, but I wonder who taught her?
Something tells me that it was
not Fa'Lina who taught Destania torture. Rather, her teacher was someone from her own clan.
When I saw today's comic, I laughed. Not just regular laughter, but rather a good triumphant kind. :mwaha
The vision of Aniz's face being smashed in is so satisfying. Retard deserved it.
I also like how Fa'lina's eyes are completely white in the last panel. Very nice touch. :3
I must say, that punch did hurt a lot. And I mean a LOT.
Heh, Fa'Lina's obviously not any happier about Aniz's treatment of Abel than the other one was.
Well for all those fans of mind reading, it seems it can't save you from everything. Like mad pink poodles.
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on February 17, 2008, 11:57:21 AM
I must say, that punch did hurt a lot. And I mean a LOT.
Good, lemme get my crowbar, once she's done, I call next dibs.
And then, when it's all over? Re-do all the entry forms RIGHT, and then fill out your medical papers so Dr. Ink can examine you. =3
(P.S.: We'll meet you at the gates.)
Quote from: AnizInDisguise on February 17, 2008, 11:57:21 AM
I must say, that punch did hurt a lot. And I mean a LOT.
Not enough if you're still capable of posting >:3
So. "Crnch!" is such a satisfying sound. Aniz has some pain coming. Whatever his reasons, whatever he intended, he has caused pain, suffering, trauma, and death among those who have not earned it. Let some of that be returned upon him now.
Quote from: meany on February 17, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
Three: Is it just me or are Fa'Lina's teeth longer and pointier than usual?
Insert :shapeshifters here, I think.
now I'm left wondering... We have Fi, Fu and Fo
will we get a full Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum?
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 11:24:56 AM
Well, I still say that I've seen scarier things. Fa'Lina's image isn't likely to haunt my dreams.
Which reminds me: does Fa'lina rate #1 or #2 on the Abel scale (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_623.php)?
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 11:24:56 AM
If she decides to hurt you, she does it "right here and right now".
True: she just walked up to Aniz and <insert sound of heart being punched out through spine>.
Does this mean she was just trying to get an idea through Dan's thick skull with this gentle reminder (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_599.php)...?
Quote from: SpottedKitty on February 17, 2008, 01:10:53 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 11:24:56 AM
Well, I still say that I've seen scarier things. Fa'Lina's image isn't likely to haunt my dreams.
Which reminds me: does Fa'lina rate #1 or #2 on the Abel scale (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_623.php)?
Fa'Lina is probably the second on that list. The first one should be Dr. Ink.
No, this is Fa'Lina's idea of a gentle reminder (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_554.php).
Sho sips his cherry tea while watching the impending blow resound onto Aniz's furry-winged head.
"Ahhh... again, please."
A chuckle.
We all knew he had it coming some time. He happened to handle the situation poorly.
You know... somehow I'm imagining this panel:
Fo: HOLY!!! That's NOT the proper way to use a muffin!
Quote from: SpottedKitty on February 17, 2008, 01:10:53 PM
Which reminds me: does Fa'lina rate #1 or #2 on
Falina is is obvously number 2 since according to this (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_660.php)it seems like Ink is number 1
Quote from: Schizo on February 17, 2008, 06:22:54 AM
Quote from: Aurawyn on February 17, 2008, 06:18:02 AM
Thats gotta Hurt!!
I think I like Fa'lina Alot more Now! :mowmeep
Edit: Isn't this Page #8?
It's #7,there was the cover page,which took the #1 spot.
Oh thats right... That threw me off.. I was looking at the Page # in the URL.. Hehe :mowwink
Quote from: SpottedKitty on February 17, 2008, 01:10:53 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 11:24:56 AM
Well, I still say that I've seen scarier things. Fa'Lina's image isn't likely to haunt my dreams.
Which reminds me: does Fa'lina rate #1 or #2 on the Abel scale (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_623.php)?
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 11:24:56 AM
If she decides to hurt you, she does it "right here and right now".
True: she just walked up to Aniz and <insert sound of heart being punched out through spine>.
Does this mean she was just trying to get an idea through Dan's thick skull with this gentle reminder (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_599.php)...?
don't think she was actually hitting him there tho.. I think she smashed something..
Edit: Durr.. it says right there its a rock.. :rolleyes
Chiropracty by Fa'Lina: She does a spinal adjustment you'll never forget! ^_^
Abel didn't necessarily think Ink was scariest thing, just the evilest thing. They're not necessarily the same thing. I think little or nothing could be more frightening than a just person on a righteous rampage when they've got power like Fa'Lina has.
Maybe Destania is in Abel's Top #3? (Although this makes it all women...not too unlikely considering the cast, I suppose XD)
Fa'Lina even looks angry in panel 2, and you can barely see her there! Love it <3
WHOO-HOO! Go Fa'Lina! Smack him again!
Okay, Fa'Lina just made my top 5 favorite character list. That was AWESOME.
Quote from: Schizo on February 17, 2008, 05:44:09 AM
Falcon punch nothing this is a:
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h213/nny80/fp-1.png)
I regret nothing.
Could you draw Chuck Norris hiding behind Fo? :D
With regards,
Ted
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 17, 2008, 01:22:51 PM
Fa'Lina is probably the second on that list. The first one should be Dr. Ink.
if ink is number one and Fa'lina two then where does Destina fit in?. and though those are likely the scariest cubi that he's ever seen i have to remind you that he did after all the attack Ink for pushing emotional buttons but i don't think he'd ever attack those two. not if he could run.
My respet for Fa'Lina just went up three points for that bone shattering, skin ripping, rage attack.
That was a beautiful attack, the only thing that would make it better would be if she continued the beating, beat him unconscious and made him go insane.
still think it needs more blood...
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on February 17, 2008, 06:04:22 PM
still think it needs more blood...
Yes... There can never be enough blood...
Quote from: Ted Schiller on February 17, 2008, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: Schizo on February 17, 2008, 05:44:09 AM
Falcon punch nothing this is a:
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h213/nny80/fp-1.png)
I regret nothing.
Could you draw Chuck Norris hiding behind Fo? :D
With regards,
Ted
And could someone instead shop in, "IMPERIUS REX!" instead of Falcon Punch? XD /NamorSlammingStark
You know, considering where her other hand is, I don't think she intends to stop at just one.
"I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop." :3
oooo! cant wait for the next instalment of: Fa'lina Paunch! the series.
My respect for Fa'lina just doubled...
Fa'Lina is awesome. :3
Quote from: Wanderer on February 17, 2008, 12:45:02 PM
Quote from: meany on February 17, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
Three: Is it just me or are Fa'Lina's teeth longer and pointier than usual?
Insert :shapeshifters here, I think.
The better to express how
furious she is right now? That would make sense.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 17, 2008, 11:01:09 PM
You know, considering where her other hand is, I don't think she intends to stop at just one.
"I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop." :3
She probably won't stop until she's beaten him (possibly literally) to a pulp.
That's gonna stain, somewhat.
Anyone know a good cleaner?
*Charline hmms* Seems Fa'lina is slightly miffed about something. I do get that impression. Aniz is going to have an impression too... of her fist in his face. >:3
This could be a drink commercial too!
"How about a nice Fa'lina Punch?"
"Sure!"
*KA-POW!!!*
*Charline misses commercials like Hawaian Punch and Super Golden Crisp, where things were resolved with violence* Sigh...
Yes! Aniz has earned this beating, and I relish the opportunity of witnessing it.
Quote from: Goatmon on February 18, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
Yes! Aniz has earned this beating, and I relish the opportunity of witnessing it.
i agree with this statement 100%. good, evil or i just don't care Aniz has earned his licks regardless of you alignment.
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3258/squeedilyspoochwl1.jpg?s=1)
This is what happens when you get the Flu. Strange ideas just pop into your head.
Quote from: Hellcat on February 17, 2008, 01:21:53 AM
Oh come on, what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?
It's kind of unnerving that I'm not sure whether or not you're serious. :erk
Personally, I came pretty close to cheering. If I hadn't been in a hurry/in a semi-public place when I read the comic, I probably would have.
Fa'lina, willing to give you a chance now. (Because, of course, I know you care about things like that, ancient/"semi-omnipotent" headmistress and fictional character that you are.)
(And so, on that note, it did come to be that I revisited my year-old topic regarding Fa'Lina's "semi-omnipotence." And wouldn't you know it - I think I get it. Sort of.
...dang, I wouldn't shut up back then, would I?)
*Charline knows what will happen next!* It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex!
*Charles and Alondro* D:
Quote from: Alondro on February 19, 2008, 01:31:43 AM
*Charline knows what will happen next!* It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex!
*Charles and Alondro* D:
OH GODS NO!!! 'A' You have given me the worst mental image I had in
days!! :O
MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Alondro on February 19, 2008, 01:31:43 AM
*Charline knows what will happen next!* It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex!
*Charles and Alondro* D:
OH GODS NO!!! 'A' You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! :O MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:
Don't worry, I'll take care of this...
*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*
...I may get beaten for this, but why is the mental image of Aniz and Fa'Lina doing the horizontal mambo so disturbing? Sure, it's not what I would call a turn-on, but hardly enough to make eyes bleed.
Quote from: Kuari on February 19, 2008, 02:04:51 AM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Alondro on February 19, 2008, 01:31:43 AM
*Charline knows what will happen next!* It's obvious that now that Aniz has been punished, he and Fa'lina will have make-up sex!
*Charles and Alondro* D:
OH GODS NO!!! 'A' You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! :O MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:
Don't worry, I'll take care of this...
*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*
Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...
i keep deleting the image but it won't stay gone. why wont the image die? i'd rather see... well better not say other wise fan fiction will pop up.
Rule 37, Spanky. It's too late already.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 02:16:45 AM
Quote from: Kuari on February 19, 2008, 02:04:51 AM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 01:46:15 AM
OH GODS NO!!! 'A' You have given me the worst mental image I had in days!! :O MY CRANIAL EYES BLEED!!! D:
Don't worry, I'll take care of this...
*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*
Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...
Here's some Bleach (http://blog.tp.org/stacy/archives/shuei_bleach.jpg) for your eyes!
No need to thank me! >:3
Quote from: Alondro on February 19, 2008, 09:07:54 AM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 02:16:45 AM
Quote from: Kuari on February 19, 2008, 02:04:51 AM
Don't worry, I'll take care of this...
*sends Saria and Alexi to dual eject hammer Charline*
Thank you. Could you get me some bleach now? I think I'll need it. For my eyes...
Here's some Bleach (http://blog.tp.org/stacy/archives/shuei_bleach.jpg) for your eyes!
No need to thank me! >:3
Thank you very much, good sir!
...
Oh god! :dface OH GOD!! :dface OH MY GOD!!! D: It's killing me with a giant kitchen knife!!! :knifed
That was easily the most satisfying scene in Abel's Story.
Fa'Lina deserves so much love for that. :>
~Keaton the Black Jackal
To tell the truth, I feel sorry for Aniz. In fact I feel so sorry for him that I am willing to put him out of his misery. >:3 *loads the revolver with enchanted bullets*
Ladies and Gentlemen.
THE NEXT PERSON WHO POSTS WITHOUT TRIMMING THE QUOTES WILL HAVE THEIR POST TRIMMED FOR THEM.
This is your not-so-subtle warning. After that I start just deleting posts.
I have posted this before. Nobody paid attention. I don't give a damn if you paid attention or not, I -will- follow up by making things easier for myself, and stop stripping out all bar the last three quotes out of ziggurats.
Just try me.
*wears a shirt with Fa'lina on it, and a giant foam finger*
yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Charline: That was evil what you just did there.
And now I add evil to it: why wait for the make-up?
Nothing beats angry sex.
Quote from: Pagan on February 19, 2008, 01:27:21 PM
Charline: That was evil what you just did there.
And now I add evil to it: why wait for the make-up?
Nothing beats angry sex.
you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal
Quote from: e_voyager on February 19, 2008, 01:51:03 PM
you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal
What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).
He he - didn't even notice Fo hiding until I read it here in the forum - looks so cute when scared...
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: e_voyager on February 19, 2008, 01:51:03 PM
you my friend have no ideal how painful that can be. and if your with a dragon it can be lethal
What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).
Dragons are known throughout mythology for their massive fangs, enormous physical strength, incredible longevity, and incalculable magical power. They're also vain, arrogant, and nearly omniscient creatures prone to rare fits of rage resulting in insurmountable damage and bloodshed.
... I confused myself, I'm not sure if I'm talking about dragons or Fa'Lina. D=
Quote from: Kayriel on February 19, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 02:09:50 PM
What does a dragon have to do with it? Fa'Lina isn't a dragon (and Aniz is even less so).
Dragons are known throughout mythology for their massive fangs, enormous physical strength, incredible longevity, and incalculable magical power. They're also vain, arrogant, and nearly omniscient creatures prone to rare fits of rage resulting in insurmountable damage and bloodshed.
... I confused myself, I'm not sure if I'm talking about dragons or Fa'Lina. D=
Well played, Kayriel. Well played.
Quote from: Caswin on February 18, 2008, 10:56:28 PM
Quote from: Hellcat on February 17, 2008, 01:21:53 AM
Oh come on, what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?
It's kind of unnerving that I'm not sure whether or not you're serious. :erk
Oh I'm serious, I actually like Aniz...
Quote from: Hellcat on February 20, 2008, 03:19:22 AM
Quote from: Caswin on February 18, 2008, 10:56:28 PM
Quote from: Hellcat on February 17, 2008, 01:21:53 AM
Oh come on, what Aniz did wasn't THAT evil. Sure he scarred a woman and killed someone who was about to be married, but he didn't initially want to kill Hennya, and he gave Abel a normal childhood... Why is everyone picking on him?
It's kind of unnerving that I'm not sure whether or not you're serious. :erk
Oh I'm serious, I actually like Aniz...
Then you deserve a Fa'Lina Punch, also. =D -hands her a ticket- Fa'Lina is dealing with Aniz at the moment, please have a seat in the lobby and wait until the sounds of breaking bones stop to enter.
Quote from: Kayriel on February 20, 2008, 08:48:57 AM
Then you deserve a Fa'Lina Punch, also. =D -hands her a ticket- Fa'Lina is dealing with Aniz at the moment, please have a seat in the lobby and wait until the sounds of breaking bones stop to enter.
I have to agree with Kayriel here. I mean, I like Aniz, but in a "wow, this guy's a douchebag but that makes him an excellent villain" sort of way. Kind of like Scar from the Lion King. Even though I like Aniz in that writing-admiration manner, I can admit that he deserved getting his jaw reduced to bone-splinters. I even encourage it. Few things are more frustrating than a villain who doesn't get his or her just desserts.
~Keaton the Black Jackal
Still no one has explained what is so disturbing about the mental image of Fa'Lina and Aniz having sex. :mowdizzy ?
Neither do I really. But aparantly it's like the sun from two meters to Ren's eyes.
And yeah, I agree with Keaton. I like villians. Especailly when they're really horrible people, that makes the all the more evil. But Aniz deserved that punch (probable beating) from Fa'Lina.
Not to mention, I'd use any reason to get to see Fa'Lina angry like that. She's pure awesome.
While I agree that Aniz makes a "good" bad guy, I don't think he is truly Evil. All the acts of villainy he committed happened because he tried to show off and messed up horribly (and now he is getting a well deserved therapeutic beating for it >:3). After all, he could have done everything without hurting and killing anyone. Aniz is quasi-evil, Evil Lite, if I may say so.
As for my cranial eyes, they were hurt not by the image as it is, but by the sheer randomness of it. It was like wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and getting a flashbang explode into your face.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:20:59 PM
While I agree that Aniz makes a "good" bad guy, I don't think he is truly Evil.
his alignment is chaotic/asshole
"Asshole" is an alignment?
Great, now I know where I stand.
Quote from: Brunhidden on February 20, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
his alignment is chaotic/asshole
Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:42:19 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on February 20, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
his alignment is chaotic/asshole
Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...
Sounds like Abel. Get a little father son ac...
*Thunderbolt'd*
THAT deserved being shot.
Hm, looks like the famous last words:
Ouch! That hurt's.
or
I'd seen that coming..... :eager
Quote from: WhiteFox on February 21, 2008, 01:42:53 AM
Sounds like Abel. Get a little father son ac...
*Thunderbolt'd*
THAT deserved being shot.
You have given me such horrible mental imagery that my cranial eyes just went blind. :eek
Only I don't think Abel is all that Lawful himself. And he is more of an asshole himself. Like father, like son, they say... >:3
...
I need to go get an appointment with Fa'Lina for some therapeutic beating myself, I think...
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:42:19 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on February 20, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
his alignment is chaotic/asshole
Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...
Dick Tracy?
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:20:59 PM... Aniz is quasi-evil, Evil Lite, if I may say so.
The margarine of evil? The Diet Coke of evil? :P
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:42:19 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on February 20, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
his alignment is chaotic/asshole
Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...
Han Solo?
Quote from: LionHeart on February 21, 2008, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:20:59 PM... Aniz is quasi-evil, Evil Lite, if I may say so.
The margarine of evil? The Diet Coke of evil? :P
Yeah, something along those lines. :3
Quote from: LionHeart on February 21, 2008, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 20, 2008, 06:42:19 PM
Priceless. Now we need someone whose alignment is Lawful/D!ck to counter it. Oh, gods, I deserve to be shot for just saying it...
Han Solo?
No. Han Solo is Chaotic/Badass. However, he can be Chaotic/D!ck at the same time.
...
Guess he'll do! :B
Hey, I've got a 10 Paladin/6 Judicator of Tyr who's a prick when he's pissy. Lawful Dick, available.
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
Hey, I've got a 10 Paladin/6 Judicator of Tyr who's a prick when he's pissy. Lawful Dick, available.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/APPROVEDbyMasterAsia.png)
Go get 'em, 10 Paladin/8 Judicator of Tyr!
Amber typing from Dmoons computer: All I have is a level 11 halfling cleric/ninja of Brandabaris... :U
Anywho, just giving a heads up that Photoshop didn't install proper on Dam's computer like we were hoping...which means I will likely be partially missing Friday's update. (I have something...its just not the comic) I'll be having to time-share on Dmoons comp so while I am confident Abel's Story will be up on schedule...I will likely be having a bit of a wacky time updating since I now have to compete with Dmoon for computer time.
And we all know my comic takes a bajillion more years than Dmoons.
Quote from: Darkmoon on February 21, 2008, 01:52:43 PM
Amber typing from Dmoons computer: All I have is a level 11 halfling cleric/ninja of Brandabaris... :U
Should I say:
"Random bunch of dudes, unite!!"?
...
Aw, heck!
Random bunch of dudes, unite!!! >:O
Random Bunch Of Guys, Untie!
Dyslexia Rules, KO!
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 21, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
Random Bunch Of Guys, Untie!
Dyslexia Rules, KO!
Very well, let me paraphrase it.
Random bunch of fellows, unite!! :B
Perfect.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 21, 2008, 01:51:11 PM
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
Hey, I've got a 10 Paladin/6 Judicator of Tyr who's a prick when he's pissy. Lawful Dick, available.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/APPROVEDbyMasterAsia.png)
Go get 'em, 10 Paladin/8 Judicator of Tyr!
SQUEE! MASTER ASIA! How'd you know he was my favorite character of all time? I played his "reincarnation" at a gundam RPG for three years 'bout four years ago. Fuhai, mad scientist/martial artist. By the gods that was a fun three years, especially once I completed my masterpiece, Gundam Hellgate. =.= By far the most powerful Gundam ever fan-devised.
To Amber of Darkmoon:
Cleric/Ninja? o_O; That's a new one on me, what campaign setting?
For me:
Tanis Wolfe, 10 Paladin/6 Judicator, Forgotten Realms.
Jaketh Harrier, 8 Rebalanced Paladin, Oforai (custom game)
Hewj Cheen, 7 Dread Necromancer (modified), Runefaust (custom game, Shining Force-based)
Libai Leng, 5 Goliath Warblade, Rokugan
Absol, 3 Lumi Druid (modified), Oforai Alternate Universe (custom game)
Taurus Stellith, 3 Iridorian Jedi Guardian, SW KOTOR d20
Don't think I'm forgetting anyone currently active... I game on OpenRPG, have for the last six years (starting with Tanis.)
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
For me:
Tanis Wolfe, 10 Paladin/6 Judicator, Forgotten Realms.
Jaketh Harrier, 8 Rebalanced Paladin, Oforai (custom game)
Hewj Cheen, 7 Dread Necromancer (modified), Runefaust (custom game, Shining Force-based)
Libai Leng, 5 Goliath Warblade, Rokugan
Absol, 3 Lumi Druid (modified), Oforai Alternate Universe (custom game)
Taurus Stellith, 3 Iridorian Jedi Guardian, SW KOTOR d20
Don't think I'm forgetting anyone currently active... I game on OpenRPG, have for the last six years (starting with Tanis.)
Alright... That's a lot... Aniz is going to get it...
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 19, 2008, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Kayriel on February 19, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
Dragons are known throughout mythology for their massive fangs, enormous physical strength, incredible longevity, and incalculable magical power. They're also vain, arrogant, and nearly omniscient creatures prone to rare fits of rage resulting in insurmountable damage and bloodshed.
... I confused myself, I'm not sure if I'm talking about dragons or Fa'Lina. D=
Well played, Kayriel. Well played.
i agree very well played and explained better then i would have done so had i been here to explain what i meant.
On a slightly different subject...
I cannot belive that no one has pointed this out yet...and I also can't believe I'm the one doing so. I can NOT be the only one who saw this...
Bringing in something from an older thread...
Quote from: Naldru on January 19, 2008, 11:24:16 PM
Quote from: The LizardKing on January 19, 2008, 09:26:16 PM
ah. good. very good. well done. (talking about the boobs i am. i mean, how can you not notice them? those things could put an eye out!)
*thinks about what he just said*
....i really need to know when not to talk.
*gets duct tape and studies for latin final*
Remember: cubi are shape-shifters
That means that the size and firmness could vary depending on Fa'lina's mood
Remember this comment? (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_516.php)
In this comic, it looks to me like Fa'Lina has gotten the biggest "upgrade" I've seen thus far. As in, more so than the last time we saw her looming over Abel.
They're actually far more massive. It's her self-control and willpower that keep them restrained to a smaller form. Anything sets her off, though, and they start slipping out, growing, swelling from a mixture of rage and sorrow, feeding off of the pain until they assert dominance.
-nods- You have much to fear, and much to ogle.
oh noes! i made Fa'lina mad!! run for the hills
where she will probably teleport there and beat the squishy organs out of me.
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
They're actually far more massive. It's her self-control and willpower that keep them restrained to a smaller form. Anything sets her off, though, and they start slipping out, growing, swelling from a mixture of rage and sorrow, feeding off of the pain until they assert dominance.
-nods- You have much to fear, and much to ogle.
Been ogling since day one, actually...
Oh, I would happen to be Komm's partne---... no. No, I'm probably only a cohort, right now. I'll be moving on up to the East side shortly, though.
Cleric 16 of Bahamut, at your service (Forgotten Realms). I'd go Dragonborn, but I have plans to take both Tiamat's and Bahamut's divine sparks. Thank you, and good night.
Now... I return to my ogling.
Amber of Darkmoon again: BLAAARGH!
Scanners are STOOPID!
I'm going to just stop making plans in advance from now on. I seem to have a knack of calling down the irony. :<
Amber: "No plan survives first contact with the enemy." -Some guy I can't remember. And if you can say "I did everything I could" at the end of the day, sleep well.
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Anything sets her off, though, and they start slipping out, growing, swelling from a mixture of rage and sorrow, feeding off of the pain until they assert dominance.
They grow teeth, too. Try not to picture it.
Quote from: WhiteFox on February 22, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
Quote from: Kayriel on February 21, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Anything sets her off, though, and they start slipping out, growing, swelling from a mixture of rage and sorrow, feeding off of the pain until they assert dominance.
They grow teeth, too. Try not to picture it.
Oh, gods... I have pictured it... However, you have already disabled my cranial eyes before with this (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4182.msg178448.html#msg178448), so at least it doesn't hurt so much now.
Quote from: WhiteFox on February 22, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
Amber: "No plan survives first contact with the enemy." -Some guy I can't remember.
Helmuth Karl Bernhard Graf von Moltke, according to wikipedia.
Amongst other things, he's the guy who started the blue colours for friendly forces, and red for hostiles.
llearch: Thank you. I use that a lot and never know who to attribute it to.
Ren Gaulen: You know, the only reason I said "Try not to picture it" was to get you to picture it.
Quote from: WhiteFox on February 22, 2008, 10:00:24 AM
Ren Gaulen: You know, the only reason I said "Try not to picture it" was to get you to picture it.
You are a cruel monster, you know it? By the way, not only "they" can grow teeth...
Quote from: WhiteFox on February 22, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
Amber: "No plan survives first contact with the enemy." -Some guy I can't remember. And if you can say "I did everything I could" at the end of the day, sleep well.
If you say "I did everything I could" at the end of the day" expect to get so chewed out by your superior officers that you won't be able to sleep for a week. The standard response is that "All that means was that you couldn't think of anything that you could do that would work. And you were satisfied with that." If your commanding officer says that you did everything you could, then you can sleep soundly at the end of the day.
Quote from: Naldru on February 22, 2008, 10:54:34 AM
If you say "I did everything I could" at the end of the day" expect to get so chewed out by your superior officers that you won't be able to sleep for a week. The standard response is that "All that means was that you couldn't think of anything that you could do that would work. And you were satisfied with that." If your commanding officer says that you did everything you could, then you can sleep soundly at the end of the day.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 22, 2008, 10:14:54 AM
If you say "I did everything I could" to yourself, you can sleep at night.
If you *did* everything you could, they let you.
I'm not a military person or anything, btw.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on February 22, 2008, 10:14:54 AM
You are a cruel monster, you know it? By the way, not only "they" can grow teeth...
Yes, I am. Probably Chaotic/Dick.
I thought of that, Ralen. I just couldn't find a way to allude to it within moderation. Though I might wonder what manner of first hand experience you had to learn this.
There's thunderbolts, and then there's bans. I can come back from one, but not the other.
To WhiteFox: try reading "Sunglasses After Dark" by Nancy Collins. I learned it from there. It is not pretty, though. Very not pretty.
I've herd legend of that book.
I can PM you with a link to what inspired my comment, but I think I've done enough as is.