happy pills meet crazy pills

Started by Brunhidden, May 27, 2009, 04:29:32 PM

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Brunhidden

May 27, 2009, 04:29:32 PM
crippling depression now lessening to generic apathy thanks to not one but TWO pills

my urge to socialize may soon spread to people other then zedd, jiggy, ren, and jay, so be warned that i live

in  addition to my happy pills i am now on a kind of crazy pill normally given to schizophrenics. the side effects are far more frightening but i no longer care for some strange reason...


side effects include
- inability to sweat
- heart attack
- uncontrollable drooling
- stroke
- loss of motor function
- paralysis
- pregnancy
- numbness of one side of the body
- death
- dementia
- unusual urine coloration
- dehydration
- itchy scalp
- heartburn/acid reflux
- urge to barf



guess which three of those i suffer from already  ;)
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Valynth

#1
May 27, 2009, 04:34:47 PM
If you're pregnant, this will be a landmark case in female equality.
The fate of the world always rests in the hands of an idiot.  You should start treating me better.
Chant for something good and it may happen
Chant for something bad and it will happen
C.O.D.:  Chronic high speed lead poisoning  (etch that on my grave)

Cogidubnus

#2
May 27, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
I was gonna go with pregnancy too.

bradypodidae

#3
May 27, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
Thankfully, I believe we can rule out death and heart attack, and presumably pregnancy despite the comedic value, so I'm going with:

- urge to barf
- uncontrollable drooling
- unusual urine coloration

Regardless, NONE of the described side effects would seem to register on the "whee, this is fun" scale.

Heroic adventuring at the speed of slow.
Never mistake kindness as a sign of weakness.
Not a complete idiot, parts missing.

Dropping Proeliator from the name was way overdue.

Avi by Tabi

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Corgatha Taldorthar

#4
May 27, 2009, 05:18:45 PM
Sadly, the first thing this made me think of was that old happy fun ball commercial. Hope you're doing all right Brunhidden.
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

Dannysaysnoo

#5
May 27, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.

Brunhidden

#6
May 27, 2009, 06:07:25 PM Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 06:10:40 PM by Brunhidden
Quote from: Cogidubnus on May 27, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
I was gonna go with pregnancy too.

well i HAVE gained some weight, are you all calling me fat?


Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on May 27, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.

stroke is a side effect  :P


so far only one was guessed correctly, and by the sloth i don't even know
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Tapewolf

#7
May 27, 2009, 06:10:44 PM
Ugh.  Well I hope things work out for you...

J.P. Morris, Chief Engineer DMFA Radio Project * IT-HE * D-T-E

Dannysaysnoo

#8
May 27, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 27, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on May 27, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.
stroke is a side effect  :P
so far only one was guessed correctly, and by the sloth i don't even know

Oh, right.

Then why'd they list the numbness on the left side? That's really stupid.

That's like putting "Loss of vision" right under "Blindness".

Brunhidden

#9
May 27, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
the symptoms of stroke can exist outside of a stroke, so its more like listing 'loss of vision' and 'loss of appetite' under 'decapitation'
Some will fall in love with life,
and drink it from a fountain;
that is pouring like an avalanche,
coming down the mountain.

Lysander

#10
May 28, 2009, 11:09:37 AM
Luck and health to ya, Brunhidden. None of those side effects sound particularly enjoyable.   :januscat
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