*enters the scene dramatically*

[Ultimatum479]

So! Right. Introductions.

...I guess I should've considered how much I suck at those before posting in here. v_V

Seriously, that whole "Describe yourself in a 'reasonable' amount of words using the English language" thing is not my specialty at all. Can we pretend this never happened and just let my general posting define me? Yeah, that works. Alternately, feel free to ask questions in this thread, assuming you care that much, so that I can respond either calmly or with fire and lightning and the like.

Yay, I found a way to make my useless thread semi-useful. I think. (-.-)

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.  Remember to read the rules, be good, don't do anything too silly and so forth.  Aside from that, have fun!

[Ultimatum479]

Oh, account names don't have to be usernames here. Interesting. *changes*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah, fresh slime!

Just FYI, we don't mind a little RP in greeting threads, but woe betide anyone who takes it outside, other than into the RP forum...

Oh, and welcome to our little corner of the Intarweb. Try not to get any on your shoes, the rest of the internet doesn't like furries... ;-]

[Mao]

Yeah.. those damn dirty furries.  *looks at avatar*  Crap.

[techmaster-glitch]

Just FYI, we don't mind a little RP in greeting threads,

Damaris does 

[Kipiru]

Hmm, someone who refuses to be huged on entry * sprayes armpits and streches arms* We'll see about that. How are you with warm greetings then- couse you're getting one right now whether you like it or not! 

[Damaris]

There is a difference between a new person RPing in their intro thread, before I've had a chance to crush their soul, and you all that have been around the block a few times doing it.  I mean, really.  Your soul is already pulp.  There's no more fun there.

[Darkmoon]

That's why we have to wait until you do something wrong, yell at you, and then kick you when you'er down. It's the only thing getting us by at this point.

[Lisky]

why do you have to kick people while there down?!... you should know i can't do much about broken ribs 

[Ultimatum479]

....*confusion rises* I was RPing? <_< I mean, normally I'm a bit of an RPer, but I'm usually at least aware when I'm doing it. Has it become habitual? Is my entire life nothing but a story written by a sadistic DM with loaded dice? Has it all been for naught?!?

........Ahem. *breathes deeply, eying the ground sheepishly while effortlessly backflipping away from Kipiru's advances*

By the way, Damaris, my apologies in advance, but you'll find it difficult to crush the soul of one as soulless as myself. I certainly welcome your attempts, though. I wouldn't deny a fellow soulcrusher his/her fun.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That's why we have to wait until you do something wrong, yell at you, and then kick you when you'er down. It's the only thing getting us by at this point.

I wondered who was nudging me.

[Darkmoon]

You're a cardboard box (and, in theory, not a large one). Technically you're always "down".

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... Hence always being nudged.

[Ultimatum479]

Yeah, I think Darkmoon was just trying to justify his actions...which seems rather unlike him, actually. <_< You're not developing a conscience or something equally dangerous, are you?

[Lysander]

I remember what it was like to live without a conscience; those were the days... but then one had to sneak into my mind and now many things are ruined.

Still, this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.   

[Ultimatum479]

"Interesting". Usually when that's the best single word you can use to describe a place it's a good sign.

[Lysander]

You're one of very few people who's caught on to that word. Good on you.   

[Mao]

May you live in interesting times.

[Ultimatum479]

I'd have to be pretty long-lived for that to happen. (-.-)