A requested hello?

[Draken]

Well, as per Jairus' request, I have said a hello.  I was told there would be no biting?  (Succubi allowed, I suppose.   )

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Well, I don't have teeth, so no biting. Don't annoy the mods, and the box is always up to something.


Although I do have an axe *gives chase, axe held over the head*

[Jairus]

*grabs axe from Corgi before he harms Draken*

Well, it wasn't really a request per se, so much as a little advice so that you could let people know you're here.

Well, Corgi's said the important stuff, so I'll just say welcome aboard and don't trust anyone who offers you advice. We mean you ill. Aaaaand... welcome! BTW, can I call you Doctor Draken?

[Lisky]

Corgatha, why are you trying to chase off a new member already... as the resident medic, i have to warn you that treatment is given on a seniority basis... so what that means is, is that even though corgatha is the instigator here... if he stubs his toe while your break your ankle running in terror... well, lets just say you better know how to make a solid splint on your own...

other than that... welcome to the forum... and remember, anyone who gives you a warning has their own agenda... besides me... i have no agenda

>.>
<.<

[Draken]

*grabs axe from Corgi before he harms Draken*

Darn.  there goes my coolness chance.  {Puts arms down  }

Aaaaand... welcome! BTW, can I call you Doctor Draken?

By all means.  Hmm...maybe I should take to carrying around a giant needle now, and testing people?
)I'll be honest, if you were reffing something, I have no idea WHAT you reffed    )

other than that... welcome to the forum... and remember, anyone who gives you a warning has their own agenda... besides me... i have no agenda

Duely noted.

[Jairus]

Aaaaand... welcome! BTW, can I call you Doctor Draken?

By all means.  Hmm...maybe I should take to carrying around a giant needle now, and testing people?
)I'll be honest, if you were reffing something, I have no idea WHAT you reffed    )

Well, it's more like Dr. Drakken. Yeah, bad joke, I know.

[Draken]

Well, it's more like Dr. Drakken. Yeah, bad joke, I know.

Ow...brain hurt.....I am nowhere near that whiney! 

...

Er....

[Pagan]

Hello. Beware the mod, the insane, and anyone linking you a site called TV Tropes. Seriously, don't go there. It'll ruin your life.

Welcome to the Mansion.

[Jairus]

Well, it's more like Dr. Drakken. Yeah, bad joke, I know.

Ow...brain hurt.....I am nowhere near that whiney! 

...

Er....

*giggles evilly* Yes, it can be done.

Hello. Beware the mod, the insane, and anyone linking you a site called TV Tropes. Seriously, don't go there. It'll ruin your life.

Ah, bro, that's evil. *applauds*

Besides, which, to quote the Cheshire Cat... "We're all mad here."

Welcome to the Mansion.

Ooh... I like that. Very nice, bro.

[Draken]

Been there, been ruined.  Heck, I'm a Listed Troper.  Just don't look into it.  It hasn't been updated enought.  List is easily 5-6 times larger by now.

[Jairus]

Been there, been ruined.  Heck, I'm a Listed Troper.  Just don't look into it.  It hasn't been updated enought.  List is easily 5-6 times larger by now.

Hahahah! A Troper! Ah, always a good sign to find someone already corrupted by the tropes. Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

[Draken]

Yes, yes I do. 

Now I heard there is basically a "Fight Club" based rule concerning secrets.  Then I shall not do so!

Also, how does th IQ stuff work?

[Jairus]

Yes, yes I do. 

Now I heard there is basically a "Fight Club" based rule concerning secrets.  Then I shall not do so!

Also, how does th IQ stuff work?

Oh, that's the karma meter. You click Positive or Negative to add a karma point to either side. You know, if you really like what someone said or if you think someone is a mighty tool. Stuff like that.

Don't put much stock in it, though. Boxy's a swell guy, and he's probably got the lowest karma score out of all of us.

[Draken]

Darn griefers.....  >_<

Now if I can have a moment?  HEY!!  {Grabs mow that stole his mike}

*Ahem*

OK, I have been having this idea in my head for the past couple days:

"Major Tom" (sung by that German Group, but the english version....Peter Schilling!)
-Jyrras as the Major...
-Most of the rest of the "good" cast as the ground crew...
-Biggs/Kria/Mab?/Fi/Dee as a "suggested" reason why the plan goes wrong...

I wish I could describe it more (or better, make it), but I have no artistic talent (in creating it at least), no Flash, and no music (I can find it but not download it  >_< ).  But...

If anyone is interested, I can try to go into as much detail as possible.

[Brunhidden]

you sound very familiar, have we met before?

then again you ramble aimlessly as well as any of the regulars

welcome, feel free to ask any question and it shall be answered (and the karma thing, the numbers are weird because some of the mods will spam you with a few hundred plus or minus)

[Tapewolf]

Don't forget to read the rules, my child.  That is all.

[Brunhidden]

yes, there's the pants rule, the pie rule, rule 42, no shedding on the sofa, rule 236, no feeding the trolls anything other then moderator approved cyanide pellets, the peanut rule, dwarves are no longer to be used as ammunition, the bronze rule, and as always if you dont have anything nice to say at least say it in a witty and professional manner

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Well, as per Jairus' request, I have said a hello.  I was told there would be no biting?  (Succubi allowed, I suppose.   )

How about Incubi, when masquerading as busty females?

Or when not?

Corgatha, why are you trying to chase off a new member already... as the resident medic, i have to warn you that treatment is given on a seniority basis... so what that means is, is that even though corgatha is the instigator here... if he stubs his toe while your break your ankle running in terror... well, lets just say you better know how to make a solid splint on your own...

So, where do I fit on that seniority scale?

Don't put much stock in it, though. Boxy's a swell guy, and he's probably got the lowest karma score out of all of us.

Darkmoon has a much lower karma than I do. But I try harder...

[Lisky]

boxy, besides amber, i'm pretty sure your right near the top of the list... though my knowledge in box repair is extremely limited...

[Valynth]

though my knowledge in box repair is extremely limited...

apply duct tape liberally?

Also:  Hello new person.  Odds are, we'll never meet again save when I can pop in with a one-time joke like the example above.

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings, new person. Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

You should be fine, as long as you have read the rules, and left your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage provided. (Hope you left your name on it - unclaimed sanity tends to disappear fairly quickly. We think someone might be selling it on eBay...)

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

See you around the place.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Lysander]

Hello, Draken. You already seem like a good guy. For that this one welcomes me tho this interesting place.   

[Cogidubnus]

Welcome! Watch out for anybody who tells you to watch out for people! Also, watch out for llearch, he's up to something.

[Draken]

How about Incubi, when masquerading as busty females?

Or when not?

No, no, sorry, not allowed.  Nothing against it, but it's not for me.

Thank you all for your kind welcomes thus far, and the constant reminder of the rules.....which seem to shift about as much as quantum mechanics.   

Also, who's llearch?

[Tapewolf]

Also, who's llearch?

The guy you just replied to?   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Also, who's llearch?

He's the most foul tempered, nasty box you've ever come across. He's got a vicious streak a mile wide, with huge duct tape flaps hanging off the edges just waiting to wrap you up in a sticky doom. Avoid him if you value your sanity

[Draken]

He's the most foul tempered, nasty box you've ever come across. He's got a vicious streak a mile wide, with huge duct tape flaps hanging off the edges just waiting to wrap you up in a sticky doom. Avoid him if you value your sanity [/quote

Ah.  Sounds like a fun guy. 

The guy you just replied to?   

Did not realize that till just now   

[Jairus]

Don't put much stock in it, though. Boxy's a swell guy, and he's probably got the lowest karma score out of all of us.

Darkmoon has a much lower karma than I do. But I try harder...

That sounds really familiar. Like, a line from a Discworld book... ah, I know! The dwarf Casanunda said that to Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad! Something like, he's the second greatest lover in the world, but he tries harder?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That sounds really familiar. Like, a line from a Discworld book... ah, I know! The dwarf Casanunda said that to Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad! Something like, he's the second greatest lover in the world, but he tries harder?

Both of them are references to a car hire place's advertising campaign. "We're number two, but we try harder"

Also, who's llearch?

No-one of consequence.

[Jairus]

That sounds really familiar. Like, a line from a Discworld book... ah, I know! The dwarf Casanunda said that to Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad! Something like, he's the second greatest lover in the world, but he tries harder?

Both of them are references to a car hire place's advertising campaign. "We're number two, but we try harder"

Ah, okay. Thanks.

Also, who's llearch?

No-one of consequence.

"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."

Sorry, saw an opening for a reference to The Princess Bride, and I couldn't resist.